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Old 12-17-2010   #1
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The Texans are like...

....that driver you get stuck behind that driver on the highway that is going 55 in a 70. Your eventually going to get to where you need to go, but its going to take longer, get you pissed, and someone may die along the way.
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Old 12-17-2010   #2
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The Texans are like...

that hot girl in that used to invite you over when you her parents were out of town. She would tell you to expect something special, but when you would step up to the plate, be rounding second on to third, she would stop you, start talking about religion, ask you if you loved her still, and invite you over next weekend.

You keep showing up week after week expecting something different, but the same things happen like clock work.
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The Texans are the opposite of Yao Ming. The Texans never get break.
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Old 12-17-2010   #4
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The Texans are like Tracy McGrady. Do I need to go on?
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Keep the thread going. There have to be some funny ones out there. You got to laugh to keep from crying.

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... the Lions.
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A 20 lb bass that you fight to the edge of the boat. As you get the net under him, the bass promptly spits out the hook in your face and swims away.
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...smashing your sack with a car battery and then doing it again just to see if it still feels like shit.
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The Texans are like UFO fanatics; just keep looking like you might actually see something some day.
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hemorrhoids... a total pain in the arse
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the guy in American Pie who loses control when the girl asks him to touch her.
(When it's winning time, the Texans become that guy.)
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Battle Blue Balls! (right joker?)
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Watching a girl you really like date a total tool. You know you were better, but couldn't close the deal.
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Lock up your daughters!! He backed out of his vow earlier this season. He's happily humping away. Bunny rabbit.
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The Texans are like...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
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The Texans are like.........

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my avatar.
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A cupcake without the icing.
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