Perfect nickname for Texans Defense! - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

jaayteetx · 12-13-2010

The Chicken Ranch. Ala, best little whorehouse in Texas. They get paid to get scored on. There's a whorehouse in Texas! There's a whorehouse in Texas!

**Malloy** · 12-13-2010

We also suck

Webbster · 12-13-2010

At least the The Chicken Ranch had a little class; How about The Crack Whores?

**gtexan02** · 12-13-2010

We also spend a lot of time on our backs

jaayteetx · 12-13-2010

Hey, no need to keep the nickname for the defense only, special teams can be a part of the Chicken Ranch too!

Koolaid Time · 12-13-2010

Why does Frank Bush still have a job?

He must have compromising photographs of Rick Smith with a Doberman.

Koolaid Time · 12-13-2010

My nickname for the Defense:

"The Walking Dead"

Mr. White · 12-13-2010

The "Bend but Break" defense.

Rey · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Malloy

We also suck

and blow

ChrisG · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Koolaid Time

My nickname for the Defense:

"The Walking Dead"

Good tv show...crappy defense

Dread-Head · 12-13-2010

With all due respect. Tonight is one of the RARE occasions when I WON'T say how poorly the defense played NOR how I want Frank Bush's head on a pike. Tonight they played one hell of a game. I might trash them at some point in the future, but tonight they have my respect. The Ravens came away with this one, but the Texans made them EARN it.

Koolaid Time · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Dread-Head

With all due respect. Tonight is one of the RARE occasions when I WON'T say how poorly the defense played NOR how I want Frank Bush's head on a pike. Tonight they played one hell of a game. I might trash them at some point in the future, but tonight they have my respect. The Ravens came away with this one, but the Texans made them EARN it.

No kidding.... where was this Defensive game plan all year? If Bush had called this game plan eariler the Texans would have been 10-5.

burro · 12-13-2010

The defense sucked in the first half, but they shut them out in the 2nd. This loss is not on the defense, nor is it really on the offense. This one is squarely on Kubiak for putting Schaub in the position to throw that pick. You have the best RB in the league (arguably) and you're not going to run in that situation? GTFO Kubes, you truly do suck more than anything has ever sucked before.

Dread-Head · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Koolaid Time

No kidding.... where was this Defensive game plan all year? If Bush had called this game plan eariler the Texans would have been 10-5.

For what it's worth, there are three losses that happened in the last minute. This defense proved tonight that they have SOME talent.

DX-TEX · 12-13-2010

The Ole defense.

Revolution · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by burro

The defense sucked in the first half, but they only gave up 7 points in the 2nd. This loss is not on the defense, nor is it really on the offense. This one is squarely on Kubiak for putting Schaub in the position to throw that pick. You have the best RB in the league (arguably) and you're not going to run in that situation? GTFO Kubes, you truly do suck more than anything has ever sucked before.

They didn't give up any points in the second half. That was special teams points. The defense finally played aggressive in the second half. Why has it taken twelve and a half games to finally let the D loose?

**PapaL** · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Dread-Head

For what it's worth, there are three losses that happened in the last minute. This defense proved tonight that they have SOME talent.

And heart. I'm pleasantly surprised.

CretorFrigg · 12-13-2010

Marshmallow swiss-cheese cherry pie and strawberries wrapped with a pink bow?

burro · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Revolution

They didn't give up any points in the second half. That was special teams points. The defense finally played aggressive in the second half. Why has it taken twelve and a half games to finally let the D loose?

I corrected it. I was thinking of the KO returned for a TD.

Koolaid Time · 12-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Dread-Head

For what it's worth, there are three losses that happened in the last minute. This defense proved tonight that they have SOME talent.

Yes they have talent. But what is it that makes the Texans suck in the first half?

Is the Scouting bad? Do we have to improvise an effective defense at the Half based upon what we learn in the first that is contrary to the expectations?

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jaayteetx Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Albuquerque,NM Section: 623 Age: 39 Posts: 3,089 Rep Power: 6446	Perfect nickname for Texans Defense! The Chicken Ranch. Ala, best little whorehouse in Texas. They get paid to get scored on. There's a whorehouse in Texas! There's a whorehouse in Texas! __________________ Buck Fud.

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jaayteetx Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Albuquerque,NM Section: 623 Age: 39 Posts: 3,089 Rep Power: 6446	Re: Perfect nickname for Texans Defense! Hey, no need to keep the nickname for the defense only, special teams can be a part of the Chicken Ranch too! __________________ Buck Fud.

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