Go Back   Houston Texans Message Board & Forum - TexansTalk.com > The Great Fans of the Houston Texans > Texans Talk
Home Forums Register FAQDonate Automatic Monthly Contribution Members List Mark Forums Read


Texans Talk Football talk only please. Keep it to the game, the players, the coaches and management.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-03-2010   #1
Ole Miss Texan
Hall of Fame
 
Ole Miss Texan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,680
Rep Power: 24791 Ole Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respectedOle Miss Texan is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Biggest mistake in Texans history???

I've seen some wild and outlandish posts on here recently. So as long as we're making stuff up left and right, let's at least have some fun with our "spin meters" and come up with some stuff.

Enter: Andre Johnson = Biggest mistake in history and needs to be cut ASAP.

The guy is completely overhyped and really not that good. What's been the biggest constant with this organization? Andre... he's been here the longest and never taken us to the postseason. What kind of star is that? Terrible draft pick and we wasted the #3 overall pick on this chump.

He's played in a total of 113 games for the Texans and have a 46-67 record during those games. That's a 40% winning percentage. BUST

There have been 73 games where he hasn't scored a single TD. Our "best" player? yea right! How can your "best" player not score in 65% of the games he plays in? BUST

He's had 54 games where he hasn't gained over 70 yards receiving, that's 48% of his games. Best WR in the entire league? I think not. BUST

So he's not that great at receiving... he must help out rushing the ball too huh? Nope. 22 career carries for a whopping 46 rushing yards. That's a 2.1 yards per carry average... and guess what? NO TDs! BUST

Outside of being completely unproductive in a lot of games where he disappears (much like Mario!) let's look at him as a person, a "leader", what kind of guy he is. Well he went to THE U (Miami) so he's gotta be a thug. Uhh yup - perfectly evidenced by last years penalty when he drug cortland finnegan to the ground by the facemask. That's awful. Thug. And he doesn't like that guy at all who's one of the better CBs in the league. He just gets tired that finnegan shuts him down all the time and resorts to fighting. finnegan had perfectly legal blocks on Andre all during the titans game 2 weeks ago, the refs were watching finny and never called a flag. Andre gets upset and resorts to fighting. Punching an innocent helmetless player 3 times. Gets ejected from the game. He's lucky we have a quality defense and other players on our team to pull off that victory shutout because Dre was of NO help whatsoever. BUST

He's really quiet, doesn't yell or get his teammates fired up, so he must not care at all about the game or playing. And that also means he's not a leader. He must just be playing the game for money. BUST

The guy is an obvious cancer to this team and needs to be cut ASAP. He must be friends with Kubiak and McNair because they havn't done it yet. Another example of how Kubes and McNair are too loyal!!

Ole Miss Texan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2010   #2
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
 
Yankee_In_TX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Houston, 77008
Age: 35
Posts: 12,448
Rep Power: 10048 Yankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respectedYankee_In_TX is a quality contributor and well respected
Send a message via AIM to Yankee_In_TX
Cool Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

LMAO, slow day at the office?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by DexmanC View Post
Booty took a sack, which is what you CAN'T do.
Only fan in Ohio in 2002 :) Glad I moved to Texas!
117 C BullPen
Sigh.
Yankee_In_TX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2010   #3
wagonhed
Team Gruden
 
wagonhed's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Denton
Age: 30
Posts: 2,455
Rep Power: 1893 wagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respectedwagonhed is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

Yep. This team just needs to get rid of all its current and former pro-bowlers. They are bringing everyone else down. Fix that problem, starting with AJ, and Kubiak/Bush will lead us to a superbowl in 2011.
__________________
wagonhed is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2010   #4
ArlingtonTexan
Moderator
 
ArlingtonTexan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Age: 47
Posts: 6,039
Rep Power: 73193 ArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respectedArlingtonTexan is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

You someone is not going to get the "joke"
__________________
It doesn't just seem like I was talking down to people, I was. (Runner 8/4/09).
ArlingtonTexan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2010   #5
JB
Old Curmudgeon
 
JB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Willis
Age: 58
Posts: 22,484
Rep Power: 38426 JB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respectedJB is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

By far the best post of the day! Thanks, for I was in need of a laugh today!
__________________
Thanks to False Start for the sig
JB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2010   #6
Surreal McCoy
All Pro
 
Surreal McCoy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 505
Rep Power: 13529 Surreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respectedSurreal McCoy is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ole Miss Texan View Post
I've seen some wild and outlandish posts on here recently. So as long as we're making stuff up left and right, let's at least have some fun with our "spin meters" and come up with some stuff.

Enter: Andre Johnson = Biggest mistake in history and needs to be cut ASAP.

The guy is completely overhyped and really not that good. What's been the biggest constant with this organization? Andre... he's been here the longest and never taken us to the postseason. What kind of star is that? Terrible draft pick and we wasted the #3 overall pick on this chump.

He's played in a total of 113 games for the Texans and have a 46-67 record during those games. That's a 40% winning percentage. BUST

There have been 73 games where he hasn't scored a single TD. Our "best" player? yea right! How can your "best" player not score in 65% of the games he plays in? BUST

He's had 54 games where he hasn't gained over 70 yards receiving, that's 48% of his games. Best WR in the entire league? I think not. BUST

So he's not that great at receiving... he must help out rushing the ball too huh? Nope. 22 career carries for a whopping 46 rushing yards. That's a 2.1 yards per carry average... and guess what? NO TDs! BUST

Outside of being completely unproductive in a lot of games where he disappears (much like Mario!) let's look at him as a person, a "leader", what kind of guy he is. Well he went to THE U (Miami) so he's gotta be a thug. Uhh yup - perfectly evidenced by last years penalty when he drug cortland finnegan to the ground by the facemask. That's awful. Thug. And he doesn't like that guy at all who's one of the better CBs in the league. He just gets tired that finnegan shuts him down all the time and resorts to fighting. finnegan had perfectly legal blocks on Andre all during the titans game 2 weeks ago, the refs were watching finny and never called a flag. Andre gets upset and resorts to fighting. Punching an innocent helmetless player 3 times. Gets ejected from the game. He's lucky we have a quality defense and other players on our team to pull off that victory shutout because Dre was of NO help whatsoever. BUST

He's really quiet, doesn't yell or get his teammates fired up, so he must not care at all about the game or playing. And that also means he's not a leader. He must just be playing the game for money. BUST

The guy is an obvious cancer to this team and needs to be cut ASAP. He must be friends with Kubiak and McNair because they havn't done it yet. Another example of how Kubes and McNair are too loyal!!


In one post you've summed up the entirety of this board. +2
Surreal McCoy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2010   #7
HJam72
Hall of Fame
 
HJam72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Over here.
Age: 41
Posts: 11,514
Rep Power: 72200 HJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respectedHJam72 is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

With our secondary woes, we should just trade him for Finnegan.

Here's to anyone stupid enough to think I'm serious.
__________________

HJam72 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored links
Old 12-03-2010   #8
97roc
Veteran
 
97roc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The LC
Posts: 143
Rep Power: 139 97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected97roc is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

In other words... you don't believe in Santa either.

Maybe not cut AJ, but trade him and a second round pick for Kolb and keep Schaub as the backup!
__________________
Long time listener... First time caller
97roc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2010   #9
Mari-OWNED!
Bucco Bruce
 
Mari-OWNED!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Houston, TX
Age: 26
Posts: 699
Rep Power: 4281 Mari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respectedMari-OWNED! is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

We could have drafted Troy Polamalu!
Mari-OWNED! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2010   #10
BetaV1
Veteran
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: New Orleans, LA
Posts: 474
Rep Power: 3508 BetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respectedBetaV1 is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

Quote:
Originally Posted by 97roc View Post
In other words... you don't believe in Santa either.

Maybe not cut AJ, but trade him and a second round pick for Kolb and keep Schaub as the backup!
BetaV1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2010   #11
ObsiWan
Site Contributor
 
ObsiWan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: League City, Tx
Age: 62
Posts: 13,812
Rep Power: 212038 ObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respectedObsiWan is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ole Miss Texan View Post
I've seen some wild and outlandish posts on here recently. So as long as we're making stuff up left and right, let's at least have some fun with our "spin meters" and come up with some stuff.

Enter: Andre Johnson = Biggest mistake in history and needs to be cut ASAP.

The guy is completely overhyped and really not that good. What's been the biggest constant with this organization? Andre... he's been here the longest and never taken us to the postseason. What kind of star is that? Terrible draft pick and we wasted the #3 overall pick on this chump.

He's played in a total of 113 games for the Texans and have a 46-67 record during those games. That's a 40% winning percentage. BUST

There have been 73 games where he hasn't scored a single TD. Our "best" player? yea right! How can your "best" player not score in 65% of the games he plays in? BUST

He's had 54 games where he hasn't gained over 70 yards receiving, that's 48% of his games. Best WR in the entire league? I think not. BUST

So he's not that great at receiving... he must help out rushing the ball too huh? Nope. 22 career carries for a whopping 46 rushing yards. That's a 2.1 yards per carry average... and guess what? NO TDs! BUST

Outside of being completely unproductive in a lot of games where he disappears (much like Mario!) let's look at him as a person, a "leader", what kind of guy he is. Well he went to THE U (Miami) so he's gotta be a thug. Uhh yup - perfectly evidenced by last years penalty when he drug cortland finnegan to the ground by the facemask. That's awful. Thug. And he doesn't like that guy at all who's one of the better CBs in the league. He just gets tired that finnegan shuts him down all the time and resorts to fighting. finnegan had perfectly legal blocks on Andre all during the titans game 2 weeks ago, the refs were watching finny and never called a flag. Andre gets upset and resorts to fighting. Punching an innocent helmetless player 3 times. Gets ejected from the game. He's lucky we have a quality defense and other players on our team to pull off that victory shutout because Dre was of NO help whatsoever. BUST

He's really quiet, doesn't yell or get his teammates fired up, so he must not care at all about the game or playing. And that also means he's not a leader. He must just be playing the game for money. BUST

The guy is an obvious cancer to this team and needs to be cut ASAP. He must be friends with Kubiak and McNair because they havn't done it yet. Another example of how Kubes and McNair are too loyal!!

Classic sarcasm. Repped.

although, to go from the ridiculous to the absurd, I submit that cutting HWWNBN was the biggest mistake in Texans history. It's obvious he was just about to come into his own.
ObsiWan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2010   #12
Norg
Hall of Fame
 
Norg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 4,636
Rep Power: 11524 Norg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respectedNorg is a quality contributor and well respected
Default Re: Biggest mistake in Texans history???

no joke if we can get something i think we should shop around mario hes like chris henry looks like tarzan plays like jane
Norg is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Go Back   Houston Texans Message Board & Forum - TexansTalk.com > The Great Fans of the Houston Texans > Texans Talk
Home Forums Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:07 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Ad Management by RedTyger