Titans suck.

[spurstexanstros]

As bad as its gone around here the solution to our probleems and lack of momentum could be solved by a victory over our hated rivals the Tennesee Titans. I predict that Andre is going to have a field day against his personal leg humper the "fake ass irishman" cortie finneburnedbyandre. And our offensive line should hold up against the "Original Barwin" Jason Babin. C'mon guys Jason Babin seriously? the next sack he gets at reliant will be his first right?

Cj is looking like he spent all his energy running his mouth and he may have shot his load and could be headed for the Canton Diner and not the hall of fame. Randy Moss could have a big day against us but who would be surprised when our defense makes 7th round wideouts look like Jerry Rice.

Its gonna be a good game and like the last 10 matchups come down to a field goal and hopefully our kicker wont go Kris Brown and cost us another game.


Houston 38 Tacks 35

[drs23]

Originally Posted by spurstexanstros

As bad as its gone around here the solution to our probleems and lack of momentum could be solved by a victory over our hated rivals the Tennesee Titans. I predict that Andre is going to have a field day against his personal leg humper the "fake ass irishman" cortie finneburnedbyandre. And our offensive line should hold up against the "Original Barwin" Jason Babin. C'mon guys Jason Babin seriously? the next sack he gets at reliant will be his first right?

Cj is looking like he spent all his energy running his mouth and he may have shot his load and could be headed for the Canton Diner and not the hall of fame. Randy Moss could have a big day against us but who would be surprised when our defense makes 7th round wideouts look like Jerry Rice.

Its gonna be a good game and like the last 10 matchups come down to a field goal and hopefully our kicker wont go Kris Brown and cost us another game.


Houston 38 Tacks 35

Think the Tacks will hang 35? I dunno.

[ChildressTitanMan]

You're way off.....Titans blow.

[toronto]

I have no smack for you guys - the last three losses and the VY BS has just drained me. I've gone from 'can't wait for Sunday' to 'which QBs are in the draft again?' in the span of one month. Unreal.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by toronto

I have no smack for you guys - the last three losses and the VY BS has just drained me. I've gone from 'can't wait for Sunday' to 'which QBs are in the draft again?' in the span of one month. Unreal.

Right... I hear you bro. I have no smack either. What? With all that's gone on, the back-to-back heartbreak losses.


Meh, whatever..

[toronto]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Right... I hear you bro. I have no smack either. What? With all that's gone on, the back-to-back heartbreak losses.


Meh, whatever..

I'm supposed to believe in Rusty Smith, with Fisher/Heimendinger gameplanning. We're gonna make your crappy defense actually look decent.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by toronto

I'm supposed to believe in Rusty Smith, with Fisher/Heimendinger gameplanning. We're gonna make your crappy defense actually look decent.

I thought that Titans fans were happy to get Mike Heimerdinger back after the Norm Chow FAIL(??)

Ummmm, no! Our defense is gonna make Rusty (whatshisname?) look like Joe Montana...

[spurstexanstros]

Originally Posted by toronto

I have no smack for you guys - the last three losses and the VY BS has just drained me. I've gone from 'can't wait for Sunday' to 'which QBs are in the draft again?' in the span of one month. Unreal.

Yeah..ditto I feel the same way the smack just doesnt seem to floweth two heart breaking losses and both teams in disaray makes us all say meh. who would have thought a Titans Texans smack thread would be a fail.

[toronto]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

I thought that Titans fans were happy to get Mike Heimerdinger back after the Norm Chow FAIL(??)

Ummmm, no! Our defense is gonna make Rusty (whatshisname?) look like Joe Montana...

We were. Key word? Were. Its a non-issue anyways.

Fish refuses to let his OCs go for the jugular. I only have 16 years of this to look back on as proof.

final straw for me on this was 2nd quarter last week. 1:10 left, Titans pick off McNabb, have all 3 timeouts. What's the playcall? Draw play. What's worse? I called it before they even broke the huddle. That's how easy it is to gameplan against the Titans now, and their disrespect of the last 2 mins of each half is surreal.

[gwallaia]

I always hope Bud will walk around and mingle with the Texan tailgaters before the game when the Titans are here,. ...........but he never does.

[drewmar74]

I'm telling y'all, if there is a Texans v. Titans smack thread on Planet Bizarro, it would read just like this one.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by gwallaia

I always hope Bud will walk around and mingle with the Texan tailgaters before the game when the Titans are here,. ...........but he never does.

Greg, can you say ass-whoopin'??

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by toronto

We were. Key word? Were. Its a non-issue anyways.

Fish refuses to let his OCs go for the jugular. I only have 16 years of this to look back on as proof.

final straw for me on this was 2nd quarter last week. 1:10 left, Titans pick off McNabb, have all 3 timeouts. What's the playcall? Draw play. What's worse? I called it before they even broke the huddle. That's how easy it is to gameplan against the Titans now, and their disrespect of the last 2 mins of each half is surreal.

I'm not a Fish fan, but he is better than Vista!!

[axman40]

It's the old we suck vs we suck more thread.We will find out who sucks more this Sunday.
Hide the women and children !
"Ah! It's–it's–it's–it's ... o–ohhh! I–I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk, and the screaming. Lady, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step inside, for I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed."

[toronto]

Originally Posted by axman40

It's the old we suck vs we suck more thread.We will find out who sucks more this Sunday.
Hide the women and children !
"Ah! It's–it's–it's–it's ... o–ohhh! I–I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk, and the screaming. Lady, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step inside, for I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed."

Titans remind me of the Simpsons classic

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but
they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

[Texan_Bill]

We suck more... Rusty Whatchmacallit throws for 250+ and Chris "I have head jerks" Johnson rushes for 150+... Texans lose badly. I'm glad this will be the first Texans home game (ever) that I will miss... *and again, my tickets aren't for sale - I want the seats to be empty*......



Not really! I'll be in the Bull Pen. I'll be there on-time. I'll be loud.




If it gets too crazy, I might get nekkid!!

[TexCanada]

Its funny (poor word choice?) how drained these 2 fan bases are right now. Especially after the potential it looked like we both had earlier in the season. Things change fast in the NFL.

[DBCooper]

Originally Posted by TexCanada

Its funny (poor word choice?) how drained these 2 fan bases are right now. Especially after the potential it looked like we both had earlier in the season. Things change fast in the NFL.

They sure do, watch the Chargers win the Super Bowl!

[HOU-TEX]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

I thought that Titans fans were happy to get Mike Heimerdinger back after the Norm Chow FAIL(??)

Ummmm, no! Our defense is gonna make Rusty (whatshisname?) look like Joe Montana...

I still think Chow is a good OC. It was Sausageboy that caused the fail. I think Chow was giddy going back to the College game after that debacle in the backwoods.

Anywho, this Rusty cat's going to hang a 300 burger on us and we'll lose in the last 10 seconds.

Personally, I just want to see a lot of fights. Winning would just be a perk

[Texan_Bill]

I think Chow was good too. VY and VY nut-huggers were the ones that didn't like him... And VY has progressed so much since Chow's departure?

I agree about Rusty Staub errrrr Rusty whatchamacallit hanging 300 on our "D"...
I'm pretty sure Hobie could hang a 300 yarder on this "D" and he is ghey!!!
*not that there's anything wrong with that *