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Old 11-14-2010   #1
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The economy has forced me to expand my repertoire. If anyone is interested in taking advantage of my "on the side" services, Texans fans will be offered 100% off with a copy of this post.


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Do you offer a special for those who are Suns, Texans, Sabres, and Braves fans?
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Do you offer a special for those who are Suns, Texans, Sabres, and Braves fans?
If you are a Texans fan ..........100%, if you are a Suns, Sabres or Braves fan.......... 20%.

If you are a Cowboys fan, I'll supply you with a slightly used razor blade with a detailed do-it-yourself instruction booklet.........for free.
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Nice....160% discount?

You'll pay me to take me out of my misery, what a deal!

...say, what does living in this hellhole they call Los Angeles get me?
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If you are a Texans fan ..........100%, if you are a Suns, Sabres or Braves fan.......... 20%.

If you are a Cowboys fan, I'll supply you with a slightly used razor blade with a detailed do-it-yourself instruction booklet.........for free.
How about for those tinnbred fans that are in pain right now???


Laughter & a short rope?
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How about for those tinnbred fans that are in pain right now???


Laughter & a short rope?
They get Bud Adams, I think that's more than sufficient.

Holy hell I spelled "sufficient" right the first time.
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I think you're on to something C-N-D

Hopefully some in the Texans organization will take you up on the offer.
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Nice....160% discount?

You'll pay me to take me out of my misery, what a deal!
For you........it's a deal.

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...say, what does living in this hellhole they call Los Angeles get me?
...........160% taxes on my payment to you, if I calculated it right!
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For you........it's a deal.



...........160% taxes on my payment to you, if I calculated it right!
Sounds about right. What's next, you'll tell me to take the American flag off my bike?!
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Sounds about right. What's next, you'll tell me to take the American flag off my bike?!
No. But I could sell you a McNair produced Texans bicycle I just bought my daughter.

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