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Old 10-31-2010   #1
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Breaking news, a little boy was found wondering the streets The policeman asked if he wanted him to take him to his mommy. No sir, she beats me.The officer then said what about your dad i can take you to him.The little boy said no he beats me worse then my mommy.startled the officer said well son where do you want to live? the little boy said i wanna live with the dallas cowboys i here they dont beat anybody.
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That is one boy who speaks the truth.
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Except the Texans.
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That joke would be funnier had we not been their only win.



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Except the Texans.
How ironic would it be if the cowboys go 1-15 with their only win against the Texans?!
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Gary you just made me spit tea all over my keyboard, Dude you need to stop it. I laughed so hard my sides ache, my hearts going Pity Pat, I thought I was watching Felix the Cat
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Breaking news, a little boy was found wondering the streets The policeman asked if he wanted him to take him to his mommy. No sir, she beats me.The officer then said what about your dad i can take you to him.The little boy said no he beats me worse then my mommy.startled the officer said well son where do you want to live? the little boy said i wanna live with the dallas cowboys i here they dont beat anybody.
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Glad you all had a good laugh with this one guys.
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Glad you all had a good laugh with this one guys.
I texted your joke to about 5 people who I know are Cowboys fans.

One guy replied and was tacky about it, saying "Yeah, but we beat your Texans."

To which I replied back to him:

"Yeah, well we just wanted to show Christian love to your team so that they wouldn't cry like Tony Homo cries after watching the movie You've Got Mail or maybe a movie like Steel Magnolias. Cheer up, instead of spending your time reading articles about the Cowboys...you can start checking out Mel Kiper's Top 5 of the 2011 Draft Class."

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i texted your joke to about 5 people who i know are cowboys fans.

One guy replied and was tacky about it, saying "yeah, but we beat your texans."

to which i replied back to him:

"yeah, well we just wanted to show christian love to your team so that they wouldn't cry like tony homo cries after watching the movie you've got mail or maybe a movie like steel magnolias. Cheer up, instead of spending your time reading articles about the cowboys...you can start checking out mel kiper's top 5 of the 2011 draft class."

he hasn't replied yet.
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