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Old 10-29-2010   #1
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Default Ode to the Texans Defense (Radio Gold!)

http://kilt.cbslocal.com/...0/19/whiner-line-tuesday/

Apologies for subjecting you to the Rich Lord commentary...but hang in there until the 3:00 mark of the audio...an absolutely hilarious parody from the caller!
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Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.
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Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.
mute it until the 3:00 mark...it's worth the effort. For reals.
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Barely competent receiver should be a pro bowl alternate at worst!

Oh, and K-Burnt fell down.
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Default Re: Ode to the Texans Defense

What's that a pardody of? I know I have heard the voice and the tempo before but don't know the origin.
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Default Re: Ode to the Texans Defense

The correct title to thread should be "Odor of the defense".
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Best call on 610 of all times.
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Default Re: Ode to the Texans Defense

I caved in and listened. I wasn't very optimistic since this thread title suggested it would be a song or poem. But I was very pleasantly surprised. Quality play-by-play. A+++ WOULD LAWL AGAIN!
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lmao that was awesome!
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What's that a pardody of? I know I have heard the voice and the tempo before but don't know the origin.
its of the (really,really) old-school play by play radio guys

that was class....

my favourite part was: 'glover quin, on hearing the whistle, will momentarily look up from his gameboy and slowly make his way back to the defensive huddle where my soul slowly dies just a little bit more with every passing play'
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its of the (really,really) old-school play by play radio guys
It is a very common voice tone for all sorts of media people from the early 20th century. A kind of nasaly, flat sort of tone. Think back to any instructional black and white videos they used to show in schools (that's right, Billy. scrub with soap AND water), or certain newsreels.
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Default The funniest thing I have heard about Texans Defense...Radio Gold!!!

http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/...ay-on-defense/

Enjoy.

About 1:30 long. pretty short.
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http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/...ay-on-defense/

Enjoy.

About 1:30 long. pretty short.
I can't even laugh because its so accurate.

Which game was that from?
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Funny stuff.
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Default Re: The funniest thing I have heard about Texans Defense...Radio Gold!!!

I'm not sure. I think it was done after the MNF game and re-aired this week after the SD game. I happened to catch it early when they played it like at 7:00 in the morning. Luckily my office was empty as I laughed my ass off hard.

I just listened to it again a few times.

"Kareem Jackson falls down"

GOLD!
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I'm not sure. I think it was done after the MNF game and re-aired this week after the SD game. I happened to catch it early when they played it like at 7:00 in the morning. Luckily my office was empty as I laughed my ass off hard.

I just listened to it again a few times.

"Kareem Jackson falls down"

GOLD!
haha this is whats even sadder. It could have come from many of our games!
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Freakin' hilarious!!
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Default Re: The funniest thing I have heard about Texans Defense...Radio Gold!!!

Ok, that is one funny piece.

Kareem Jackson falls down
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and kareem jackson will fall down!! omg that was awesome lol
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