Ode to the Texans Defense (Radio Gold!) - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

Señor Stan · 10-29-2010

http://kilt.cbslocal.com/...0/19/whiner-line-tuesday/

Apologies for subjecting you to the Rich Lord commentary...but hang in there until the 3:00 mark of the audio...an absolutely hilarious parody from the caller!

SrslySirius · 10-29-2010

Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.

Señor Stan · 10-29-2010

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.

mute it until the 3:00 mark...it's worth the effort. For reals.

Goatcheese · 10-29-2010

Barely competent receiver should be a pro bowl alternate at worst!

Oh, and K-Burnt fell down.

**Hardcore Texan** · 10-29-2010

What's that a pardody of? I know I have heard the voice and the tempo before but don't know the origin.

**badboy** · 10-29-2010

The correct title to thread should be "Odor of the defense".

TimeKiller · 10-29-2010

Best call on 610 of all times.

SrslySirius · 10-29-2010

I caved in and listened. I wasn't very optimistic since this thread title suggested it would be a song or poem. But I was very pleasantly surprised. Quality play-by-play. A+++ WOULD LAWL AGAIN!

Scooter · 10-29-2010

lmao that was awesome!

Maddict5 · 10-29-2010

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Texan

What's that a pardody of? I know I have heard the voice and the tempo before but don't know the origin.

its of the (really,really) old-school play by play radio guys

that was class....

my favourite part was: 'glover quin, on hearing the whistle, will momentarily look up from his gameboy and slowly make his way back to the defensive huddle where my soul slowly dies just a little bit more with every passing play'

SrslySirius · 10-29-2010

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Originally Posted by Maddict5

its of the (really,really) old-school play by play radio guys

It is a very common voice tone for all sorts of media people from the early 20th century. A kind of nasaly, flat sort of tone. Think back to any instructional black and white videos they used to show in schools (that's right, Billy. scrub with soap AND water), or certain newsreels.

HTown2ATX · 11-10-2010

http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/...ay-on-defense/

Enjoy.

About 1:30 long. pretty short.

**gtexan02** · 11-10-2010

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Originally Posted by HTown2ATX

http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/...ay-on-defense/

Enjoy.

About 1:30 long. pretty short.

I can't even laugh because its so accurate.

Which game was that from?

imatexan · 11-10-2010

Funny stuff.

brakos82 · 11-10-2010

HTown2ATX · 11-10-2010

I'm not sure. I think it was done after the MNF game and re-aired this week after the SD game. I happened to catch it early when they played it like at 7:00 in the morning. Luckily my office was empty as I laughed my ass off hard.

I just listened to it again a few times.

"Kareem Jackson falls down"

GOLD!

**gtexan02** · 11-10-2010

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Originally Posted by HTown2ATX

I'm not sure. I think it was done after the MNF game and re-aired this week after the SD game. I happened to catch it early when they played it like at 7:00 in the morning. Luckily my office was empty as I laughed my ass off hard.

I just listened to it again a few times.

"Kareem Jackson falls down"

GOLD!

haha this is whats even sadder. It could have come from many of our games!

**Double Barrel** · 11-10-2010

Freakin' hilarious!!

**Malloy** · 11-10-2010

Ok, that is one funny piece.

Kareem Jackson falls down

hot pickle · 11-10-2010

and kareem jackson will fall down!! omg that was awesome lol

10-29-2010	#1
Señor Stan El Guapo Join Date: Aug 2004 Age: 42 Posts: 3,964 Rep Power: 42195	Ode to the Texans Defense (Radio Gold!) http://kilt.cbslocal.com/...0/19/whiner-line-tuesday/ Apologies for subjecting you to the Rich Lord commentary...but hang in there until the 3:00 mark of the audio...an absolutely hilarious parody from the caller!

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SrslySirius Veteran Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Houston Age: 27 Posts: 138 Rep Power: 1369	Re: Ode to the Texans Defense Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.

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SrslySirius Veteran Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Houston Age: 27 Posts: 138 Rep Power: 1369	Re: Ode to the Texans Defense I caved in and listened. I wasn't very optimistic since this thread title suggested it would be a song or poem. But I was very pleasantly surprised. Quality play-by-play. A+++ WOULD LAWL AGAIN!

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