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Old 05-26-2010   #1
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Default Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

http://www.nypost.com/iphone/story.p...p_p6stories_01

from the gold standard in journalism, the New York Post

if the allegations are true I am kinda glad he isn't a Texan
he needed to turn that ho into a housewife and put a ring on that finger

I love women and strippers are awesome but you gotta be responsible
when you help bring a kid into the world you gotta be there for the child

haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week
the guy would help the Texans on the field but he has lost me now

I guess I should say Thanks to Smithiak
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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

Big Al is married already and has kids according to sports radio 610. THey described the accuser as an "exotic dancer from Brooklyn". lol...
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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

$10M?????

Don't know the length of the relationship, but that may beat Paul McCartney in terms of PPF.
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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

For $10M, he could have bought that chic that Eliot Spitzer was (and still is, lol) paying for.
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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

To quote some Kanye... "I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga...."

OR

"Yo Albert. Imma let you finish tappin' that, but nobody tapped it better than..."

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...Salma Hayek look-alike Silvia Mena,who's nearly four months pregnant, says she met the 6-foot-6, 350-pound defensive lineman in Miami late last year....
Oh. Well, then...



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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

Okay, let me be clear: I agree with everyone who says that you have to be there for the child. I believe in marriage before sex too.
I also believe the kid is in line to inherit or even get whatever from Albert Haynesworth because of the simple bloodline.

However, does it cost 10mil to raise a child? Yes, we can argue that she will now be out of work for a while, doctor bills, hospital bills, plus diapers, food etc... I got three kids so I know. Yes he should own up to his responsibilities but it takes two and she should've been more responsible too right? Why 10 mil? I am raising 3 kids just fine on waaaaaaaaaay less than that.
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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

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http://www.nypost.com/iphone/story.p...p_p6stories_01

from the gold standard in journalism, the New York Post

if the allegations are true I am kinda glad he isn't a Texan
he needed to turn that ho into a housewife and put a ring on that finger

I love women and strippers are awesome but you gotta be responsible
when you help bring a kid into the world you gotta be there for the child

haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week
the guy would help the Texans on the field but he has lost me now

I guess I should say Thanks to Smithiak
Don't you think you ought to thank that tight wad McNair for not going after him?
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Okay, let me be clear: I agree with everyone who says that you have to be there for the child. I believe in marriage before sex too.
I also believe the kid is in line to inherit or even get whatever from Albert Haynesworth because of the simple bloodline.

However, does it cost 10mil to raise a child? Yes, we can argue that she will now be out of work for a while, doctor bills, hospital bills, plus diapers, food etc... I got three kids so I know. Yes he should own up to his responsibilities but it takes two and she should've been more responsible too right? Why 10 mil? I am raising 3 kids just fine on waaaaaaaaaay less than that.
I think the child support is based upon reasonable expectation of what child would receive if father was in the home plus amount of income received by father.

The expectation for your child may be public school but a private school and tutors and security guards/transportation by limo for Hainesworth's children.
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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

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http://www.nypost.com/iphone/story.p...p_p6stories_01

from the gold standard in journalism, the New York Post

if the allegations are true I am kinda glad he isn't a Texan
he needed to turn that ho into a housewife and put a ring on that finger

I love women and strippers are awesome but you gotta be responsible
when you help bring a kid into the world you gotta be there for the child

haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week
the guy would help the Texans on the field but he has lost me now

I guess I should say Thanks to Smithiak

Who are you and what did you do with Second Honeymoon...? Kidding. Haynesworth isnt a very good person. Hell of a player when motivated, but sleezy.
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Okay, let me be clear: I agree with everyone who says that you have to be there for the child. I believe in marriage before sex too.
I also believe the kid is in line to inherit or even get whatever from Albert Haynesworth because of the simple bloodline.

However, does it cost 10mil to raise a child? Yes, we can argue that she will now be out of work for a while, doctor bills, hospital bills, plus diapers, food etc... I got three kids so I know. Yes he should own up to his responsibilities but it takes two and she should've been more responsible too right? Why 10 mil? I am raising 3 kids just fine on waaaaaaaaaay less than that.
Nothing aside from the concept is fair about child support. Yes, every man or woman that is no longer at home parenting needs to contribute financially to the children's upbringing, but the implementation in this country is FUBAR.
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haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week

Pfft, he's probably signing on the dotted line as we speak.
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Default Re: Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

I do not know if it was their goal to have a child together. Someone should have remembered teir rain gear.
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Get it stripper person who is having a baby Haynesworth. She hit the lottery and anybody who hates on Child Support is a hater.
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Can they be sure pre-birth whose the daddy? Is he like the only possibility? Really?
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Can they be sure pre-birth whose the daddy? Is he like the only possibility? Really?
They gave her a lie detector test Maury Povich style.
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Yeah, well shit, I passed a lie detector too! Said I was 35...lol



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Truth be told...if that stripper gets that money, she'll be broke in 5 years.
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They gave her a lie detector test Maury Povich style.
Hopeful Mother : BUT MY BABY HAS HIS EYEBROWS! HE MUST BE THE FATHER!

Maury : And the results are in. Albert, you are not the father.

Albert (is eating a huge sandwich) : Woo! (Followed the Haynesworth sack dance and Albert walking off to find if there is anyone as dumb as Daniel Snyder to get a contract from),
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