kastofsna's First and Final Mock

i will get 100% of this correct, guaranteed. bet your kids' college savings on it.

1. St Louis - Sam Bradford. "Can't pass on a franchise quarterback" and other nonsense
2. Detroit - Ndamukong Suh. Best player in the draft.
3. Tampa Bay - Gerald McCoy. The more boring, less cool-named version of Suh, but he's good
4. Washington - Russell Okung. Everyone is saying they're going OT, so okay
5. Kansas City - Trent Williams. I get all these OT's confused.
6. Seattle - Bryan Bulaga. No clue who this is, but okay
7. Cleveland - Eric Berry. What a stud.
8. Oakland - Bruce Campbell. The Raiders forego the whole "what if" game and draft a player who's already in the Hall of Fame
9. Buffalo - Jimmy Clausen. Best QB in the draft I think.
10. Jacksonville - Derrick Morgan. He should be good I guess?
11. Denver - Dez Bryant. He's got the perfect name for a superstar receiver, what more needs to be said
12. Miami - Dan Williams. I'm not sure who he is, but I think Miami wants him
13. San Francisco - Joe Haden. He's a stud, I remember him coming out of high school here
14. Seattle - CJ Spiller. "Spiller" is a bad name for a running back but he's good
15. NY Giants - Ronald McClain. He's a good player, and the Giants are looking for good players
16. Tennessee - Jason Pierre-Paul. I saw this guy a lot play here, he's a unique prospect
17. San Francisco - Anthony Davis. Another one of the many tackles
18. Pittsburgh - Mike Iupati. I can guarantee that 99% of the people on the internet ranking this guy high has never watched more than a handful of his plays.
19. Atlanta - Sean Weatherspoon. Good player?
20. Houston - Earl Thomas. This should spurn a lot of happy comments on the message board.
21. Cincinnati - Jermaine Gresham. I swear I've seen Cincinnati drafting TE's in the first round in mock drafts for years now
22. New England - Brandon Graham. Adalius Thomas blows
23. Green Bay - Sergio Kindle. Awesome name.
24. Philadelphia - Maurkice Pouncey. Miserable name.
25. Baltimore - Jared Odrick. Err sure?
26. Arizona - Kyle Wilson. BPA I think
27. Dallas - Taylor Mays. I don't even have a funny thing to say
28. San Diego - Ryan Mathews. They need a runningback I think.
29. NY Jets - Everson Griffen. Another guy with a sweet name, should help him out considerably
30. Minnesota - Devin McCourty. Put a gun to my head and I couldn't tell you anything about this guy
31. Indianapolis - Charles Brown. Oh sure.
32. New Orleans - Jerry Hughes. Need more dudes named Jerry these days

What only one mock this year.....you slacker lol

I'd rage with excitement if Earl Thomas fell in our laps. Seems wishful thinking at this point.

I always love when Kast pokes his head in here around draft time.

bah007 said:

I always love when Kast pokes his head in here around draft time.

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haven't been into it that much lately man, what with a new kid and all kinds of other stuff going on. plus i'm finding more and more that there's not a whole lot of point to any of it; all of the excitement and anger for and against certain players winds up, more often than not, quickly forgotten after the draft. i don't know how many times i've seen people on message boards be furious about a player their team drafted, only to get over it once they saw a few YouTube clips. it's funny stuff.

I think the best that can be said is you don't earn your money this way.

I have Thomas going 13 to the 49ers. But it's a nice thought. My prayer is that Pittsburgh falls in love with a DT or a corner and Iupati falls to us.

And they been talking up Willaims over Okong on NFLn because it is Shanahand & Shanahand. Athletic tackles are coveted in the ZBS.

I had Seattle going cute and taking Spiller & Morgan and coming back and taking Sofflod at the top of the second round.

kastofsna said:

13. San Francisco - Joe Haden. He's a stud, I remember him coming out of high school here

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If "here" is Maryland, then yes.

Lucky said:

If "here" is Maryland, then yes.

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then i have absolutely no clue who i'm thinking of

kastofsna said:

then i have absolutely no clue who i'm thinking of

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Major Wright?

I like this mock only because you succeed in mocking all other mock drafts with your mock. It's fun to say mock. mock mock mock mock....

Dutchrudder said:

I like this mock only because you succeed in mocking all other mock drafts with your mock. It's fun to say mock. mock mock mock mock....

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kastofsna said:

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Yep, that's exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote that post...

Miami's gonna draft Jerry Hughes, don't feel like changing the mock though

6 out of 32. holla!