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Old 04-13-2010   #21
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Crap in his toilet and don't flush. Then write out GO TEXANS on the mirror using whatever is available.
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Too bad its not Halloween that way you can be a zombie Steve McNair and scare the crap out of him. GIGGIDY!
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Too bad its not Halloween that way you can be a zombie Steve McNair and scare the crap out of him. GIGGIDY!
These two are pretty money!!!
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Too bad its not Halloween that way you can be a zombie Steve McNair and scare the crap out of him. GIGGIDY!

Tacky, but I could so see them doing that on Family Guy.
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About 24 hours before meeting him I would start to eat the most gaseous foods I can think of and
drink a bunch of beer. For full effect it would be keg beer.

I would bring tears to his eyes.
How about pickled pig feet, boiled eggs, and french fries with onions, cheese and jalapeno on top.....and of course the beer. Then watch the paint peel off the wall.

But seriously, go with Badboy's advice if you meet him. Take the high road ever chance you get, it's the right thing to do.
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Tell him you scored higher on the wonderlic test than he did, and you spell better
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Tell him you scored higher on the wonderlic test than he did, and you spell better
I don't care how you are, that's funny right there.
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How about pickled pig feet, boiled eggs, and chili french fries with onions, cheese and jalapeno on top.....and of course the beer. Then watch the paint peel off the wall.
fixed it for ya!
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you should make him pay for your tutors! Spell check omfg!!!!!!
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On a more serious note, make sure your step-father is up to speed on Texas Lien Laws. Some athletes have been known to try and skip out on payment and can be some of the cheapest SOB's out there.

In order to perfect a lien, there are required steps, documentation and durations that have to be adhered to and are key to properly filing a lien.
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I don't care how you are, that's funny right there.
Agreed

SIAB

You should challenge VY to a spelling bee contest.

My $ is on you SIAB.
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Old 04-14-2010   #33
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Eh, go ahead and slap him. He'll either beat your ass or grab your ass.
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Agreed

SIAB

You should challenge VY to a spelling bee contest.

My $ is on you SIAB.
I'll take that bet , V Y is gonna make me a rich man roflmao
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I don't care how you are, that's funny right there.
I'm gonna have to start charging for this material
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You should make him pay for your tutors! Spell check OMFG!!!!!!
I blame cell phones and excessive texting.
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I blame cell phones and excessive texting.

Not when one deliberately misspells words.
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I blame cell phones and excessive texting.
I type in complete sentences with proper spelling when I text. And I probably text about 200 times a day.
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I type in complete sentences with proper spelling when I text. And I probably text about 200 times a day.
lol! u 4 relz? i gots 2 txt lots cuz my phone be blowin up yo! txtin 4 da win! lulz
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On a more serious note, make sure your step-father is up to speed on Texas Lien Laws. Some athletes have been known to try and skip out on payment and can be some of the cheapest SOB's out there.

In order to perfect a lien, there are required steps, documentation and durations that have to be adhered to and are key to properly filing a lien.
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