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TimeKiller · 03-25-2010

Has anyone else seen the Jimmy Johnson Extenze commercial on at night times? It's mega creepers. Like I felt molested after watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7eM4q75tas

Poor quality, turn up the speakers but this is the right one.

Seriously. JJ looks like an old perverted bastard in these. Not a national championship, 3 time super bowl winning, hall of fame, big name RESPECTED coach. Have fun peddling your boner medicine you sell out.

**Dutchrudder** · 03-25-2010

This thread should be titled, "Jimmy's Johnson".

WWJD · 03-25-2010

Those commercial endorsements are gravy for guys like him. EASY money. Even for something like that.

pbat488 · 03-26-2010

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Originally Posted by WWJD

Those commercial endorsements are gravy for guys like him. EASY money. Even for something like that.

Completely agree; if you're in this position, why not do it? You get paid and a lifetime supply of lead in your pencil!

FirstTexansFan · 03-26-2010

Well, not sure the benefits of Extenze, it's over the counter, so definitely not Viagra... besides, when you guys get old, take it from me, you will probably not need it, and if you do, remember, two Popsicle sticks and some duct tape can suffice in a pinch

**Double Barrel** · 03-26-2010

I hate all of these commercials. Trying to avoid explaining what an erection is to a curious 7 year old is lame. Same problem with feminine hygiene products.

BSofA04 · 03-26-2010

You know, if you're going to endorse wang hugification, why would someone buying Extenze want to win a dinner with Jimmy Johnson? That's the creppy part to me!

NOTE: I didn't see it in this commercial but the original one had the "dinner offer".

WWJD · 03-26-2010

Goodness I'd love to go to dinner with Jimmy. I'd pick that hair sprayed brain to death. Can't use the product because well I'm a girl but I totally get why he did it. FOR THE MONEY!

**Texan_Bill** · 03-26-2010

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Originally Posted by Double Barrel

I hate all of these commercials. Trying to avoid explaining what an erection is to a curious 7 year old is lame. Same problem with feminine hygiene products.

Someone's experiencing "that not so fresh feeling"...

TimeKiller · 03-29-2010

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Originally Posted by pbat488

Completely agree; if you're in this position, why not do it? You get paid and a lifetime supply of lead in your pencil!

Why not?

It's called dignity. Some people have it, some people sell it.

**Dutchrudder** · 03-30-2010

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Originally Posted by TimeKiller

Why not?

It's called dignity. Some people have it, some people sell it.

I don't have a problem with ED, but if I'm 65 someday and I lose the ability to keep it up, I would have no problem using this. I can't blame a guy for trying to stay sexually active.

**Khari** · 03-30-2010

geebus dammit i don't wanna think about jimmy johnson and penises together......

TimeKiller · 03-30-2010

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Originally Posted by Dutchrudder

I don't have a problem with ED, but if I'm 65 someday and I lose the ability to keep it up, I would have no problem using this. I can't blame a guy for trying to stay sexually active.

Well, I have to say, that's ****ing disgusting.

God strikes down elderly penises for a reason. I can absolutely blame a guy for trying to one up mother nature, I absolutely will too. 65 year olds with boners. YUCK. I'll be happy as hell to have old, wrinkly, flacid junk when I'm old and wrinkly.

**gtexan02** · 03-30-2010

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Originally Posted by TimeKiller

Well, I have to say, that's ****ing disgusting.

God strikes down elderly penises for a reason. I can absolutely blame a guy for trying to one up mother nature, I absolutely will too. 65 year olds with boners. YUCK. I'll be happy as hell to have old, wrinkly, flacid junk when I'm old and wrinkly.

Are you for real?

65 is not that old. Hugh Heffner would be ashamed of you

Ole Miss Texan · 03-30-2010

Chuck Norris is 70 and he'd kick your ass...... and then take your extenze.

EDIT: Research out of University of Virginia has found that a key ingredient being manufactured in the Extenze tablet is that from a single teardrop from Chuck Norris split up into the millions of pills being sold. Upon taking, it causes a male to immediately witness positive erectile results. Thanks to gtexan for the countless hours studying this effect on the male organ.

03-30-2010

I'm not really up on Extenze, but I didn't think it had anything to do with helping old dudes get a boner. I thought it was supposed to somehow make a dude's wang bigger not by just helping them get wood but by somehow making it grow. Correct me if I am wrong.

Personally, I use this:

Ole Miss Texan · 03-30-2010

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Originally Posted by Ckw5814

I'm not really up on Extenze, but I didn't think it had anything to do with helping old dudes get a boner. I thought it was supposed to somehow make a dude's wang bigger not by just helping them get wood but by somehow making it grow. Correct me if I am wrong.

I was under the same impression. The thing that worries me about all of this type of medicine are the side effects, particularly if you stop using them.

**gtexan02** · 03-30-2010

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Originally Posted by Ole Miss Texan

Chuck Norris is 70 and he'd kick your ass...... and then take your extenze.

EDIT: Research out of University of Virginia has found that a key ingredient being manufactured in the Extenze tablet is that from a single teardrop from Chuck Norris split up into the millions of pills being sold. Upon taking, it causes a male to immediately witness positive erectile results. Thanks to gtexan for the countless hours studying this effect on the male organ.

TimeKiller · 03-31-2010

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Originally Posted by gtexan02

Are you for real?

65 is not that old. Hugh Heffner would be ashamed of you

Um...I'm 23. 65 is almost 3 times my life.....so that's old.

Hugh Heffner....funny how I've never heard him pandering dick pills. Just hot ass women. And yeah, if the good Lord decides to give me some peace and quiet later in life I'll be happy to have it and won't worry for a second what anyone thinks about my new found floppiness.

**Dutchrudder** · 03-31-2010

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Originally Posted by TimeKiller

Well, I have to say, that's ****ing disgusting.

God strikes down elderly penises for a reason. I can absolutely blame a guy for trying to one up mother nature, I absolutely will too. 65 year olds with boners. YUCK. I'll be happy as hell to have old, wrinkly, flacid junk when I'm old and wrinkly.

I don't see what the big deal is. If you have a good sex drive now, you will probably still have a decent sex drive when you are 65+. If the guy needs some help to enjoy some happy time with the wife or whatever, then fine, let them have their fun. It's not like it's affecting you in any way except for the occasional thread or commercial on TV.

03-25-2010	#1
TimeKiller Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: This giant tree, standing 10,000 ft. high but not reaching the ground. It's roots must hold the sky. Section: 521/Couch Age: 26 Posts: 7,648 Rep Power: 0	Jimmy's Jimmy Has anyone else seen the Jimmy Johnson Extenze commercial on at night times? It's mega creepers. Like I felt molested after watching it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7eM4q75tas Poor quality, turn up the speakers but this is the right one. Seriously. JJ looks like an old perverted bastard in these. Not a national championship, 3 time super bowl winning, hall of fame, big name RESPECTED coach. Have fun peddling your boner medicine you sell out.

03-25-2010	#2
Dutchrudder COOL BEANS! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Section: Fort Kickass Age: 28 Posts: 13,869 Rep Power: 82390	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy This thread should be titled, "Jimmy's Johnson". __________________

03-25-2010	#3
WWJD Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 5,260 Rep Power: 374	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy Those commercial endorsements are gravy for guys like him. EASY money. Even for something like that.

03-26-2010	#5
FirstTexansFan The Unknown Fan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Braunfels, Tx. Age: 54 Posts: 2,161 Rep Power: 7781	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy Well, not sure the benefits of Extenze, it's over the counter, so definitely not Viagra... besides, when you guys get old, take it from me, you will probably not need it, and if you do, remember, two Popsicle sticks and some duct tape can suffice in a pinch __________________ Nawzer's #1 Fan, Because "Genius" must be recognized! :)

03-26-2010	#6
Double Barrel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Section: Gridiron, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 27,242 Rep Power: 84022	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy I hate all of these commercials. Trying to avoid explaining what an erection is to a curious 7 year old is lame. Same problem with feminine hygiene products. __________________ "FOOTBALL IS ONLY A DIVERSION." ~ HOUSTON TEXANS In Memoriam - 20 little angels

03-26-2010	#7
BSofA04 Hall of Fame Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: San Antonio Age: 30 Posts: 1,284 Rep Power: 303	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy You know, if you're going to endorse wang hugification, why would someone buying Extenze want to win a dinner with Jimmy Johnson? That's the creppy part to me! NOTE: I didn't see it in this commercial but the original one had the "dinner offer". __________________

03-26-2010	#8
WWJD Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 5,260 Rep Power: 374	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy Goodness I'd love to go to dinner with Jimmy. I'd pick that hair sprayed brain to death. Can't use the product because well I'm a girl but I totally get why he did it. FOR THE MONEY!

03-30-2010	#12
Khari Administrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Austin, Tx and Surrounding Area Section: Varies Age: 36 Posts: 5,420 Rep Power: 9407	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy geebus dammit i don't wanna think about jimmy johnson and penises together...... __________________

03-30-2010	#15
Ole Miss Texan Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,635 Rep Power: 11393	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy Chuck Norris is 70 and he'd kick your ass...... and then take your extenze. EDIT: Research out of University of Virginia has found that a key ingredient being manufactured in the Extenze tablet is that from a single teardrop from Chuck Norris split up into the millions of pills being sold. Upon taking, it causes a male to immediately witness positive erectile results. Thanks to gtexan for the countless hours studying this effect on the male organ.

03-30-2010	#16
Ckw Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jimmy's Jimmy I'm not really up on Extenze, but I didn't think it had anything to do with helping old dudes get a boner. I thought it was supposed to somehow make a dude's wang bigger not by just helping them get wood but by somehow making it grow. Correct me if I am wrong. Personally, I use this:

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