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Old 01-14-2010   #121
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Let us not overlook the "Ole" by Steve Slaton. It's not like one cannot help but notice a man the size of a small planet rumbling past you.
Yeah, I may have done that myself. Very large man. Meyers sucks, BTW. He needs to join a circus. He could be the midget they toss.
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Pollardized: the person who is the recipient of being hit by Bernard Pollard, thus having the piss knocked out them.

Piss: A warm liquid excreted from a human body when hit by Bernard Pollard (see Pollardized).


Instead of Godwin's law

we need one that relates to the Texans and how eventually a thread will change to McNair is cheap or whatever

so once that happens, we can invoke _____'s Law

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Chris Slapped - being crushed like you were hit by a comet.
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Instead of Godwin's law

we need one that relates to the Texans and how eventually a thread will change to McNair is cheap or whatever

so once that happens, we can invoke _____'s Law

DB and Herv or anyone any suggestions?
Honeymoon's law
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I haven't thought of the right word here





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Lard and Tard (synonym) for the Titans White and Johnson
I spend all offseason drinking to kill brain cells hoping to forget the Jets opener and I see this...
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Grip-n-Rip.

Myers gets gripped, then ripped to the ground.
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Let us not overlook the "Ole" by Steve Slaton. It's not like one cannot help but notice a man the size of a small planet rumbling past you.
LOL. Slaton actually PUSHES Jenkins and helps propel him even faster.

As in "Here ya' go! Go get 'em! Wheeeee!!!!"
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"COWGIRLS"

A friendly gesture for the suckers Dallas NFC east team.
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"BoneCrusher' a.k.a Bernard Pollard
"The Beast" a.k.a Brian Cushing
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I've been thinking about something called "Pollardisms". He always has such great quotes and I think he could have a sub-glossary of his own.

Antonio Smith offers up some doosies too. Most recently in a twitter.com post:

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Tell Wiz to put u at FB or TE when we play those 4 plays in pre season so I can monkey chock ur a** lmao. Hahahaaha
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Flanagasaurus- overaged player who is obviously way past his prime but is brought in as a FA and handed the starting role.
See also, Zgoninasaurus
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"BoneCrusher' a.k.a Bernard Pollard
"The Beast" a.k.a Brian Cushing
I'm sorry Cushing fans

but the nickname "The Beast" is taken

...and it belongs to this man:


any questions?
No? Good.
/discussion.

besides, I like Brian "CRushing" better.
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"The Beast" a.k.a Brian Cushing

Credit for Ray Roberts on this job......



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Credit for Ray Roberts on this job......



looks more like the Red Hulk to me

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looks more like the Red Hulk to me
Yep, still a good ps job.
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Yep, still a good ps job.
Oh No Doubt about that. The drawing is outstanding.
I didn't mean to dis' the artwork - sorry if it appeared that way.
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Oh No Doubt about that. The drawing is outstanding.
I didn't mean to dis' the artwork - sorry if it appeared that way.


Not at all OW.
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looks more like the Red Hulk to me

I prefer the Juggernaut for Cush.
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LOL. Slaton actually PUSHES Jenkins and helps propel him even faster.

As in "Here ya' go! Go get 'em! Wheeeee!!!!"
I think that was Slaton just getting pulled in to the slip stream. Do you know what kind of turbulance a man of that size creats.

Kind of like when I drive my F-150 by a sheet of paper on the side of the road, it just gets sucked in behind my truck....

Had Jenkins sacked Matt, he should have been credited with 1.5 sacks for what he did to 55.
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I haven't thought of the right word here





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I've read "ragdolled" bandied about in reference to this clip. Makes sense to me.

Great thread btw, explains alot to this noob.

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