Texans Fan Dictionary

[HuttoKarl]

Originally Posted by Second Honeymoon

Fresno Tuck - Carr's pocket presence (or lack thereof)
HWSNBM - For those unable to utter DC's name
Denny's Menu - Kubiak's playsheet
Sunshine Kids - Those satisfied with .500 Kubiak
Sausage Party - Vince's shirtless Patron-fest

great thread herv

Going Fetal.

[Hardcore Texan]

Originally Posted by HuttoKarl

Going Fetal.

Love it!

[Double Barrel]

This term goes back in Houston football history, but the "Jack Pardee look" - where he was wearing a set of unplugged headphones crooked on the side of his head because the owner wanted him to look like a head coach - has been sported in various forms by Dom Capers (mouth agape), Rudy T (suit disheveled), and Larry Dierker (sunflower seed stuck on lip) over the years.

Some fans reported seeing the look in Kubiak's eyes after the four game losing skid at the hands of our division rivals this season, but a slap on the ass by Rick Smith seemed to have pulled him out of the daze...for now.

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Texan Bill also came up with an updated variation of the infamous "Stagger Lee" play going back to Glanville. I can't recall the exact term - maybe "halfback Stagger" - to describe the boneheaded halfback pass during the Jags game this season.


****edit: I see you already have it - the "Stagger Gary"

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We also have "Slug Adams" - i.e. "The Emperor", "bastard", "rug" - as well as a bunch of other non-family friendly descriptions for the ICOU king.

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There are also some scores that are etched into our collective Houston football fan memories, most notably 35-3 and 19-10.

[Hardcore Texan]

Yep DB, 35-3 and 19-10 should be in there for sure. The memories that both of those scores conjure up are noteworthy.

[Beer and Metal]

Kids : \kidz\ Plural noun

1: Official coaching reference for the team members, even though some of them are nearly his own age.

[HuttoKarl]

Originally Posted by Hardcore Texan

Love it!

I picture Ocho Stinko dropping back....looking left, right, and still dropping back while panicking and shaking...here it comes!....Drop and hit the fetal position..."crappy" o-line "gives up" a sack.

[treduke]

Originally Posted by Hardcore Texan

Yep DB, 35-3 and 19-10 should be in there for sure. The memories that both of those scores conjure up are noteworthy.

35-3 was the first time that football bought me to tears
19-10 was the second time
of course 35-3's tears were tears of sadness
19-10's tears were tears of joy!

[OzzO]

Were you looking for forum words that are new or that have been used before - some of these terms seen in this thread are recently made up, I do believe. Kinda like the "forcing a nickname" on a player or defense... they just need to come naturally.

I've seen "Buck Fud" a few times along with "Flaming Sparrow".

"Bush Bowl" was used before as well.

"Vanilla defense" utilized by our previous DC.

[Errant Hothy]

Surly there needs to be a har cut reference in here somewhere.

[OzzO]

/\ - ooh.... surprised Vinny hasn't provided the "catch phrase" HWSNBM provided us oh so many years ago. I'll let him post it....

[Texan_Bill]

Pollardized: the person who is the recipient of being hit by Bernard Pollard, thus having the piss knocked out them.

Piss: A warm liquid excreted from a human body when hit by Bernard Pollard (see Pollardized).

[Goatcheese]

Originally Posted by OzzO

/\ - ooh.... surprised Vinny hasn't provided the "catch phrase" HWSNBM provided us oh so many years ago. I'll let him post it....

Which one?

Must play well?

[Hardcore Texan]

We should also have a little tribute to our tailgaters:

Cornholin' - Yankee can define this one.

Shotgun 30 - TexanMojo can define this one.

[Joe Texan]

Soap Droppers- a term refering to the ones who sport the pink Soap and who post on numerous threads negatively about Gary Kubiak in a manner to try to disrupt the ongoing support for a team needing support but instead insisting we go another direction.the way the pink soap Guy in the locker room intentionally drops the soap in the shower ass to invite others in shower to gayze upon his backside.

[OzzO]

Originally Posted by Goatcheese

Which one?

Must play well?

Awww... you took it from Vinny. Yes - but to be used in context "I don't see this as a must win game, but as a must play well."

Oh, and I've seen "CRushing" over this year as well.

[No More 8-8's]

Bennie Joppru - noun, verb; a player that will never be healthy enough to see the practice field....also look at Antuan Molden.

[disaacks3]

Originally Posted by Joe Texan

Soap Droppers- a term refering to the ones who sport the pink Soap and who post on numerous threads negatively about Gary Kubiak in a manner to try to disrupt the ongoing support for a team needing support but instead insisting we go another direction.the way the pink soap Guy in the locker room intentionally drops the soap in the shower ass to invite others in shower to gayze upon his backside.

The (modified Fight Club) soap goes back to Capers / Casserly era (ie. PRE-Kubiak) You don't want Dom/Cass back do you?

[GP]

Podium tapping: Symbolic gesture in which Gary Kubiak tries to tap the podium at a press conference, perhaps in an attempt to summon the Podium Gods for an answer as to why "the kids" just didn't close out another close game.

JoeTexan: Clinical expert in the nuances of dropping soap and what happens afterwards.

FOK'er: Similar to the derogatory curse word, yet it stands for Friend Of Kubiak, which is how you get a job as a coach or assistant for the Texans.

Nigerian Daydream: Describes Amobi Okoye, who is not nearly as fearsome or powerful as the Nigerian Nightmare.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by GP

Nigerian Daydream: Describes Amobi Okoye, who is not nearly as fearsome or powerful as the Nigerian Nightmare.

Thanks for the clarification. I thought the Nigerian Daydream was Samkon Gado.

[Hardcore Texan]

Cush-lash!