My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

gary · 01-02-2010

It's the eve before the Pats game and the fans are all awaiting
Something going down tomorrow and none of us hope it is anything heartbreaking
Tailgating and all while hoping there is another Texans game before next Fall
If that is going to happen first things first the D line has to treat Tom Brady like a rag doll
And then comes the help from the other three teams to help the Texans and their fans finally reach their ultimate dream
We all know Tom Brady sits when he pees and him being the girl that he is his face will light up with glee after a sack from Mario
Mario will have tell him no, no, no it's not like that you dirty old little rat
After I'm done with you you'll walk off the field a selfish litte brat only having to check your nut sack
Wipe that smile off of your face not playing the whole game will be your one and only saving grace
Win or lose Texans either way the tailgaters will be outside cooking and just a sipping that booze
With a win and a playoff birth later on that night they'll all be just a dancing in their shoes

GO TEXANS

JB · 01-02-2010

Go Gary!

**Khari** · 01-02-2010

we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl!

treduke · 01-02-2010

nice!

JB · 01-02-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khari

we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl!

Unless your not one!

gary · 01-02-2010

Thanks to all.

TEXANRED · 01-02-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khari

we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl!

Your right, if your a girl.

So I guess it is OK if Brady sits.

gary · 01-02-2010

lol

powerfuldragon · 01-02-2010

wow.. i just really read the term 'nut sack' in the texans talk section.

right on gary, right on.

gary · 01-02-2010

I try.

gary · 01-03-2010

I hope my poem holds true to form.

01-02-2010	#1
gary Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North Pole Age: 20 Posts: 20,391 Rep Power: 16625	My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem It's the eve before the Pats game and the fans are all awaiting Something going down tomorrow and none of us hope it is anything heartbreaking Tailgating and all while hoping there is another Texans game before next Fall If that is going to happen first things first the D line has to treat Tom Brady like a rag doll And then comes the help from the other three teams to help the Texans and their fans finally reach their ultimate dream We all know Tom Brady sits when he pees and him being the girl that he is his face will light up with glee after a sack from Mario Mario will have tell him no, no, no it's not like that you dirty old little rat After I'm done with you you'll walk off the field a selfish litte brat only having to check your nut sack Wipe that smile off of your face not playing the whole game will be your one and only saving grace Win or lose Texans either way the tailgaters will be outside cooking and just a sipping that booze With a win and a playoff birth later on that night they'll all be just a dancing in their shoes GO TEXANS __________________ Without the strength to endure the crisis, one will not see the opportunity within. It is within the process of endurance that opportunity reveals itself. Chin-Ning Chu -

01-02-2010	#2
JB Old Curmudgeon Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Willis Age: 56 Posts: 21,536 Rep Power: 9120	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem Go Gary! __________________ Thanks to False Start for the sig

01-02-2010	#3
Khari Administrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Austin, Tx and Surrounding Area Section: Varies Age: 35 Posts: 5,408 Rep Power: 8705	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl! __________________

01-02-2010	#4
treduke All Pro Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: austin,tx Age: 30 Posts: 595 Rep Power: 177	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem nice! __________________ i have come here to chew bubble gum and talk football and i'm all out of bubble gum!!

01-02-2010	#6
gary Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North Pole Age: 20 Posts: 20,391 Rep Power: 16625	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem Thanks to all. __________________ Without the strength to endure the crisis, one will not see the opportunity within. It is within the process of endurance that opportunity reveals itself. Chin-Ning Chu -

01-02-2010	#8
gary Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North Pole Age: 20 Posts: 20,391 Rep Power: 16625	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem lol __________________ Without the strength to endure the crisis, one will not see the opportunity within. It is within the process of endurance that opportunity reveals itself. Chin-Ning Chu -

01-02-2010	#9
powerfuldragon g'mornin to you Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: your lady's sexdreams. Age: 27 Posts: 17,047 Rep Power: 11671	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem wow.. i just really read the term 'nut sack' in the texans talk section. right on gary, right on. __________________ disregard above post.

01-02-2010	#10
gary Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North Pole Age: 20 Posts: 20,391 Rep Power: 16625	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem I try. __________________ Without the strength to endure the crisis, one will not see the opportunity within. It is within the process of endurance that opportunity reveals itself. Chin-Ning Chu -

01-03-2010	#11
gary Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North Pole Age: 20 Posts: 20,391 Rep Power: 16625	Re: My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem I hope my poem holds true to form. __________________ Without the strength to endure the crisis, one will not see the opportunity within. It is within the process of endurance that opportunity reveals itself. Chin-Ning Chu -

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