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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The Inner Loop
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The Texans just called my cell and left a message. They want to know if everything was going ok with my season tickets and if I needed to, call them back.
LOL!!! Oh, they'll be getting a call back alright. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Spring
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They call me all the time
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PRAYERS TO THE FALLEN AT FT. HOOD |
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Dance Lindsay!
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I've gotten messages from Eric Winston, Vandermeer, OD, HTC Sonya.
It's weird when I get messages from Sonya, she's one of my wife's good friends. I'm like - when I call the Texans, why is Sonya telling me to push 1 for English? |
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THIS YEAR
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Wise men know their limits. Great men have no limits. |
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I imagine the phone menu read something like
push 1 for english push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line push 4 to complain about chris brown push 5 to complain about kris brown push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls |
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Inducted 04
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Yep I am Special and do not forget it
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Heh, special ed.
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Inducted 04
Join Date: Jun 2003
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quit making fun of me
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Don't make me tell your mother on you.
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Man I laughed hard!
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Miss Ya Blue
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100% Texan
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I hope they don't use a payphone; that 4 quarter call would stop after 2 quarters in
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All Pro
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Working?
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"Thank you, Bob McNair will get back to you in a timely manner. Your approximate hold time is... 4 years"
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Adios until next season. See you then |
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Was this guy on the other line?:
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They better not call my dad. He will go ballistic on them. He is already saying he isn't renewing his tickets. It's not the first time he has said that, but this year he might mean it. I am on the fence about ours. 50/50.
I would say 'Fire Kubiak, Behead Chris Myers, and draw and quarter Dunta. I would give a nice tar and feathering to the Kris/Chris Browns on their way out the door too.
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