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Old 12-17-2009   #1
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Default The Texans just called me.

The Texans just called my cell and left a message. They want to know if everything was going ok with my season tickets and if I needed to, call them back.

LOL!!!

Oh, they'll be getting a call back alright.
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Old 12-17-2009   #2
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They call me all the time
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Old 12-17-2009   #3
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Cool Re: The Texans just called me.

I've gotten messages from Eric Winston, Vandermeer, OD, HTC Sonya.

It's weird when I get messages from Sonya, she's one of my wife's good friends. I'm like - when I call the Texans, why is Sonya telling me to push 1 for English?
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Old 12-17-2009   #4
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They call me all the time
well aren't you special?
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Default Re: The Texans just called me.

I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
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Old 12-17-2009   #6
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I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
LMAO!!!

You literally made me laugh out loud.

Rep for you, my friend.
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Old 12-17-2009   #7
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Yep I am Special and do not forget it
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Heh, special ed.
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quit making fun of me
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Don't make me tell your mother on you.
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I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls

Man I laughed hard!

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Old 12-17-2009   #12
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I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
I called in and have been mashing the #6 on my phone for the past 10 minutes. I'll let you know if there's a knock on my door.
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Old 12-17-2009   #13
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I hope they don't use a payphone; that 4 quarter call would stop after 2 quarters in
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I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to put on hold till you learn to speak english..

push 3 to complain about the coaching staff

push 4 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 5 to complain about chris brown

push 6 to complain about kris brown

push 7 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls


Fixed it for you.

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I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
Oh crap, I pushed '6' by mistake!!!
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I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls


No thanks, for me, that happens every Sunday.
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Need we say more???
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"Thank you, Bob McNair will get back to you in a timely manner. Your approximate hold time is... 4 years"
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Was this guy on the other line?:

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Default Re: The Texans just called me.

They better not call my dad. He will go ballistic on them. He is already saying he isn't renewing his tickets. It's not the first time he has said that, but this year he might mean it. I am on the fence about ours. 50/50.

I would say 'Fire Kubiak, Behead Chris Myers, and draw and quarter Dunta. I would give a nice tar and feathering to the Kris/Chris Browns on their way out the door too.
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