15 year old with big expectations vs bills

[HouSportsWriter]

first i will like to say this is this is guna be 1 hell! of a game....if the texans come out and play 60 min we win if we dont well....they win.......



this is a 50/50 game untell proven



texans offence been nearly unstopable and by unstopable i mean everything other then the run game....

this said i see the texans throwing earley and ofton the runing game will not get going in this game at all. this said if andre does not get his reps who will step up


1 owen danals?
2 andre davis?
3 jacoby jones?
4 david anderson?


my guess all 4 will we allready know walter is good so thats why i did not bring him up



my expectations if we play 60 min are the folowing



schaub 300+ yard game *throwing* 2 td 0 int / fum
slaton *runing* 100 yards 0 fum
cushing 1 sack and 1int and led team in tackels
andre 130+ yards 8+ receptions
od 100+ yards 9 receptions
super mario 2 sacks



if we dont play 60 min my expectations are the folowing



just win!

[powerfuldragon]

anyone have any aspirin?

[brakos82]

Originally Posted by powerfuldragon

anyone have any aspirin?

How about hard liquor?

[TheIronDuke]

It's OK everyone, I speak slatonisabeast. I'm a member of an activist group that seeks to translate incomprehensible English to one which normal humans can understand. The following is what slatonisabeast meant to say:



First I would like to say that this is going to be one hell of a game. If the Texans come and and play 60 minutes, we win. If we don't, well, they win. This is a 50/50 game until proven. (?)

The Texans offense has been nearly unstoppable and by unstoppable I mean everything other than the run game.

This brilliant observation said, I see the Texans throwing early and often. The running game will not get going in this game at all. This said if Andre does not get his reps who will step up? Perhaps Owen Daniels, Ande Davis, Jacoby Jones, or David Anderson?

I'm guessing that all four will, we all know that Walter will so that's why I didn't bring him up fellow Texans fans.

If they meet my expectations with a 60 minute game I expect the following:

Schaub- 300+ yard game with 2 TD's, no picks, no fumbles
Slaton- 100 yards rushing with no fumbles
Cushing- 1 sack and 1 INT and leads the team in tackles
Andre- 130+ yards with at least 8 receptions
OD- 100+ yards with 9 receptions
Super Mario- 2 sacks

Let's just win!

[mariowillshine15]

Originally Posted by slatonisabeast

first i will like to say this is this is guna be 1 hell! of a game....if the texans come out and play 60 min we win if we dont well....they win.......



this is a 50/50 game untell proven



texans offence been nearly unstopable and by unstopable i mean everything other then the run game....

this said i see the texans throwing earley and ofton the runing game will not get going in this game at all. this said if andre does not get his reps who will step up


1 owen danals?
2 andre davis?
3 jacoby jones?
4 david anderson?


my guess all 4 will we allready know walter is good so thats why i did not bring him up



my expectations if we play 60 min are the folowing



schaub 300+ yard game *throwing* 2 td 0 int / fum
slaton *runing* 100 yards 0 fum
cushing 1 sack and 1int and led team in tackels
andre 130+ yards 8+ receptions
od 100+ yards 9 receptions
super mario 2 sacks



if we dont play 60 min my expectations are the folowing



just win!

Every english teacher you've ever had should be fired.

[CloakNNNdagger]

Wind and rain may screw up all of the above.

[Thorn]

Originally Posted by mariowillshine15

Every english teacher you've ever had should be fired.

And for every poster like slatonisabeast, we also have an accompanying grammer nazi.

It's a football BBS, not a English class. Lighten up.

[JDizzle]

Originally Posted by Thorn

And for every poster like slatonisabeast, we also have an accompanying grammer nazi.

It's a football BBS, not a English class. Lighten up.

Stop, Grammer time!

But seriously, the correct spelling is "grammar".

[TheIronDuke]

Thorn, pointing out mistakes on the OP's many grammatical errors isn't being grammar police. Asking the kid to start a thread that people can read isn't asking too much. He has the ability to use spell check so it's not much to ask him to use it.

[Thorn]

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Thorn, pointing out mistakes on the OP's many grammatical errors isn't being grammar police. Asking the kid to start a thread that people can read isn't asking too much. He has the ability to use spell check so it's not much to ask him to use it.

I understand your point. I’m partially dyslexic and a bad typist, so just about any post I make over two sentences I often run through word first. It’s probably why I’m so sensitive to that type of behavior. In fact, now I'm wondering why I misspelled grammar, Word should have caught that. Or I just didn’t see the little red line under it. LOL

And now that I’ve derailed the thread, let me put it back on track with saying I think we beat the Bills by 17 or more Sunday.

[76Texan]

Originally Posted by Thorn

I understand your point. I’m partially dyslexic and a bad typist, so just about any post I make over two sentences I often run through word first. It’s probably why I’m so sensitive to that type of behavior. In fact, now I'm wondering why I misspelled grammar, Word should have caught that. Or I just didn’t see the little red line under it. LOL

And now that I’ve derailed the thread, let me put it back on track with saying I think we beat the Bills by 17 or more Sunday.

^ ^ ^

[brakos82]

Originally Posted by Thorn

I understand your point. I’m partially dyslexic and a bad typist, so just about any post I make over two sentences I often run through word first. It’s probably why I’m so sensitive to that type of behavior. In fact, now I'm wondering why I misspelled grammar, Word should have caught that. Or I just didn’t see the little red line under it. LOL

And now that I’ve derailed the thread, let me put it back on track with saying I think we beat the Bills by 17 or more Sunday.

So when you make drunk posts, does Word crash on you?

Thread Hijacking is better anyways. LOL

[Thorn]

Originally Posted by brakos82

So when you make drunk posts, does Word crash on you?

Thread Hijacking is better anyways. LOL

Drunk posting does not require Word, it only requires beer.

[brakos82]

Originally Posted by Thorn

Drunk posting does not require Word, it only requires beer.

Good point.

[TheIronDuke]

Originally Posted by Thorn

I understand your point. I’m partially dyslexic and a bad typist, so just about any post I make over two sentences I often run through word first. It’s probably why I’m so sensitive to that type of behavior. In fact, now I'm wondering why I misspelled grammar, Word should have caught that. Or I just didn’t see the little red line under it. LOL

And now that I’ve derailed the thread, let me put it back on track with saying I think we beat the Bills by 17 or more Sunday.

I'm a freaking tremendous speller/typist but I still have to resort to spell check. And I'm also hammered right now and just had to go back and re-type 10 words and that last number to make it right. But I did it. I don't want to look like an *****. The board's been on this kid to amp up his freaking spelling game but he continues to crap on the English language. Asking someone to type coherently on a message board isn't asking much.

FTR, I saw Texans by 9.

NM, checked my facebook and I said 24-13 Texans.

[infantrycak]

Originally Posted by Thorn

I understand your point. I’m partially dyslexic and a bad typist, so just about any post I make over two sentences I often run through word first. It’s probably why I’m so sensitive to that type of behavior. In fact, now I'm wondering why I misspelled grammar, Word should have caught that. Or I just didn’t see the little red line under it. LOL

And now that I’ve derailed the thread, let me put it back on track with saying I think we beat the Bills by 17 or more Sunday.

If you use Firefox there is an option to click and it will spell check as you go just like Word.

[Norg]

If we are who we think we are we should beat the times we are "supposed" to beat and this is one of them and TBH we already proveed that when we beat Cincy so yeah Bills get RDY TO LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we are not even thinking about u we are thinking about teh colts yeah we can not think about u and still win

[TheIronDuke]

Now we need Johnsonfan to post and then we'll have the trifecta.

[TexCanada]

I think "danals" should have a solid game, but I think this game rests on the O-line's shoulders and Slaton's grip. Run the ball baby!

[Texaninlild]

Originally Posted by Thorn

And for every poster like slatonisabeast, we also have an accompanying grammer nazi.

It's a football BBS, not a English class. Lighten up.

I am going to have to agree with the Spell check Nazi. It was the first thing I thought when I read it, but I do agree Texans by double digits Thorn. I just think it is cool a man of your age can even turn on a PC. Your generation invented the abacus, right?