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Fat Albert has a Strained Butt
When Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth took a cart ride in the first half of Sunday's loss to the Lions, it didn't look good. Especially when he draped a towel completely over his head, like a guy who was doing a perp walk.
But Haynesworth returned, and it was called a hip injury. Technically, it was a butt injury. "He actually has a strained glut," Zorn said of Haynesworth, in comments distributed by the team. "It's high up on his hip I think he's going to be fine." So, basically, the guy who has from time to time been a pain in the ass now has a pain in the ass. Seems about right. PFT |
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Re: Fat Albert has a Strained Butt
Couldn't have happened to a better guy!
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Re: Fat Albert has a Strained Butt
he must have dropped the pink fire Frank Bush soap .....
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Re: Fat Albert has a Strained Butt
So he is literally butt hurt over the Lions beating them?
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