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http://twitter.com/#!/TexansTalk ![]() "A nation of sheep begets a government of wolves" - Edward R. Murrow |
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And this is how you pull a Haynesworth move in the NFL.
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Why are you teaching your hearing son ASL? He's not deaf. --Pflugerville Independent School District |
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Today at Albert Haynesworth's Position Camp the campers worked on their insane ass-clown posse moves.
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Texans 2012: Kidz II Men |
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Darnell Jenkins does his best Rodney King impression
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"yo mama" joke gone bad
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Not in the face!!!! Not in the face!!!!
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“If you take a highly intelligent person and give them the best possible, elite education, then you will most likely wind up with an academic who is completely impervious to reality.” Halton Arp |
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Smell the foot. Smell the foot. Now take it. ( Spoken in your best Zohan accent)
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“If you take a highly intelligent person and give them the best possible, elite education, then you will most likely wind up with an academic who is completely impervious to reality.” Halton Arp |
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Lick em Rookie, lick em!
(I must admit I prefer the 'not in the face' one) ![]() [edit] A case of adult bullying.
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Go Texans!
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"Coach, I am confused. I thought you said you wanted us DT's to be more like Albert Haynesworth."
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Draft Guru: 91.43% accuracy through first 35 picks from 2006-present I'm Pro Fig Newton, not Cam Newton! -awtysst on 4/28/2011 |
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Davis: "Ta-da!"
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Its one small step for man....one giant....I HAVE A DREAM!
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Let your concisous be your guide....until you can afford a GPS. |
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Go Texans!
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I ate a cornerback and crapped a wide receiver!
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Hey Darnnell, did I step in dog s**t ?!?!?!?!?!?
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Dont ask. I dont know why. Maybe it has to do with the Tito's I have consumed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAKmAqyiJq8
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Jenkins doing his best impression of Deion Sanders trying to tackle Larry Centers.
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Watt, Cody, Smith Reed, James, Cushing, Mercilus The Texan Thunder Welcome to "Sack City, USA"! |
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g'mornin to you
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" In yet another example of "going green", NFL teams are now required to use players as obstacles in the high step drill.It has been reported that there will be hazard pay when linemen perform the drill. Film at 11".
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dude seriously, the guy on the right is making me laugh the hardest with his hands spread out.
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