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Old 01-31-2005   #1
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Default Fun NFL convict game...please contribute!

Trying to put together the best possible NFL convict team with past or present players. I'd like to get to a depth of at least third string, and also have a pracitce squad, hehe. The final roster will be slotted based on the ability of the player in their prime. The crime may or may not have been during their playing career. Two players of similar football talent, the starting job goes to the one with the more severe crime...like murder over theft etc.

Here is what I have so far....

First String Offense:
QB - Steve McNair (DWI)
RB - OJ (murder)
RB - Jamal Lewis (drugs - 4 months jail)
WR - Michael Irvin ( coke dealer )
WR - Rae Carruth ( murder )
TE - Mark Chumura ( molestation / corruption of minor )
LT -
LG - Nate Newton ( drugs )
C - Barret Robbins (assault on 3 cops)
RG -
RT -
K - Sebastian Janikowski ( Drugs + Assault )

First String Defense:
DE - Leonard Little ( multiple DUI's, killed someone while drunk driving )
DT - Cortez Kennedy ( spousal abuse )
DT - Alonzo Spellman ( something with a gun )
DE - Mark Gastineau (Domestic assault / battery)
LB - Ray Lewis - ( murder )
LB - Lawrence Taylor (drugs)
LB - Bill Romanowski (drugs/assault)
DB -
DB -
FS - Brock Marion - Isurance Fraud
SS - Bennie Blades - Child Support
P -

Some of the bench so far....

RB - Cecil Collins - Drugs
RB - Lawrence Philips - Battery ?? Drugs ??
RB - Byron "Bam" Morris - Drugs
WR - Randy Moss - Hit meter maid
WR - Andre Rison - assualt on Left Eye I think
RB - Chris Warren - failure to pay child support
RB - Derrick Fenner - manslaughter
WR - Brian Blades - manslaughter
WR - Tommy Kane - murder - got 18 YEARS *dayum*
QB - Warren Moon - Choked/beat wife + cheerleader assault
RB - Jim Brown - Lying to FBI , vandalizing
FS - Eugene Robinson - Solicitation of prostitute before Super Bowl
FS - Marcus Coleman - DUI
QB - Todd Marinovich - Drugs
LS - Bryan Pittman - DWI
RB - Najeh Davenport - Illegal Dumping
RB - Mercury Morris - Drugs

This started on the hawks board...but thought I would bring it over here since I am twisted and am looking for more input! Thanks in advance.

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I think Lawrence Taylor should definitely be on it. Don't forget Bill Romanowski the former Broncos and Raiders linebacker. Busts his own teammate's eyes and is also a racist. Might have used steroids.
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Warren Moon (although he wasn't convicted): Wife beater, sexual assault on a Vikings chearleader
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I think Lawrence Taylor should definitely be on it. Don't forget Bill Romanowski the former Broncos and Raiders linebacker. Busts his own teammate's eyes and is also a racist. Might have used steroids.
Might! hahaha. I hope that is sarasm.

Have you ever seen the program? The defensive LB on juice is a replica of Bill Romanowski.
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QB - Steve McNair , DWI
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Don't forget our very own Marcus Coleman last year drinking and driving...
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Old 01-31-2005   #7
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April 10, 2000 Mark Chmura Green Bay Packers tight end. Arrested, charged with
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Quarterback: Todd Marinovich, formerly of the Raiders. Played
two seasons in the NFL after being a first round pick of the
Raiders in 1991. Marinovich has a long track record with marijuana,
including a conviction for cultivation of the plant in 1998. That history earned him a well-deserved nickname: Todd
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August 30, 1999 Mark Gastineau Former professional football player. Arrested on
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Don't forget, every team needs a long-snapper....and Bryan Pittman from the Texans (DWI) would suit your needs.
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Najeh Davenport - Didn't he get charged for the whole closet "droppig" incident.
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Very impressive so far....keep it up...we need to round out the roster heh
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Don't forget Mercury Morris (Miami Dolphins)....drug dealing!
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You people are sad. How is this even remotely entertaining? Pathetic.
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And furthermore i'm even more suprised that this thread hasn't been locked yet.
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Pathetic.
I agree. But what grounds are there for locking the thread? Just pass by and let them have their "fun".
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it's entertaining because i am mocking them for doing things that I would never do. So ya, this is as entertaining as Court TV.
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It's a twisted sort of thinking game...... c'mon it's practically the offseason and fast approaching the SLOW part of the offseason.
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You people are sad. How is this even remotely entertaining? Pathetic.

*slaps kbourda upside his head* Damn man my bad,u had something in ur hair.

Come on son,its all in fun...whats SO bad about this?
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Use the above, go to the NFL page. You should have no problem finding all the talent you need.
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It seems that you could make a complete team with Dallas Cowboys past and present players.

Someone get on that!
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