Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

**texasguy346** · 06-19-2009

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It's June, and the Titans are talking Terrible Towel
June 19, 2009 2:09 PM
Posted by ESPN.com's Paul Kuharsky

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Those of us hoping not to talk much Terrible Towel until the Titans-at-Steelers season opener Sept. 10 in Pittsburgh are out of luck.

To recap: Keith Bulluck famously stomped a Terrible Towel with LenDale White and others on the Tennessee sideline at the conclusion of the Titans' regular season win over Pittsburgh last December.

Friday after an OTA practice, someone asked the right question and Bulluck reached into his locker to dig out a note and a commemorative Super Bowl XLIII Terrible Towel.

The note he held up read: "The Steelers Nation would like to present you with our new Terrible Towel. Hang this up in your locker room. Sincerely, the Black and Gold. P.S. Hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl."

...

White talked of his long history of stomping towels.

"I'm a professional towel stomper," White said. "My nickname is LenDale 'The Towel Stomping' White. I've seen the big Ben Roethlisberger sandwich on TV. So if anybody wants to freeze it and send one over, I'll be more than happy to eat it."

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Let the LenDale White fat jokes begin!

**TEXANS84** · 06-19-2009

Well played Steeler Nation....well played.

**disaacks3** · 06-19-2009

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So if anybody wants to freeze it and send one over, I'll be more than happy to eat it."

Food cannot escape his gravity field!

**Hardcore Texan** · 06-19-2009

Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid".

powerfuldragon · 06-19-2009

Lendale White is so fat, when he goes to kfc, he asks them to fill the bucket on the roof.

He rocks himself to sleep trying to stand up.

He eats wheat thicks.

He can't even jump to conclusions.

Once, during an away game in NY, Lendale heard it was chilly outside so grabbed a spoon and rolled on out the door.

Wolf · 06-19-2009

lendale once jumped in the air.. and got stuck

Blazing Arrow · 06-19-2009

http://nashvillecitypaper.com/conten...nounces-weight

Yup he is huge

Bulluck53 · 06-19-2009

Bulluck

**texasguy346** · 06-19-2009

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Originally Posted by Bulluck53

Bulluck

Ouch and it was even in the article too.

Fixed now.

**False Start** · 06-19-2009

Lendale is so fat his nickname is, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!"

Lendale is so fat, Titans fans think hes fat....

awtysst · 06-20-2009

Lendale White is so fat he thought this burger was a slider.

**False Start** · 06-20-2009

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Originally Posted by awtysst

Lendale White is so fat he thought this burger was a slider.

He will never live that pic down.......

Bulluck53 · 06-20-2009

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Originally Posted by texasguy346

Ouch and it was even in the article too.

Fixed now.

But yea, Bulluck got owned on that one.

TEXANRED · 06-21-2009

Lendale is so fat that fat people are offended that he is called fat.

If the Stay Puff marshmellow man and the Michelin man where able to have kids they would name him Lendale White.

He ate the blob.

His picture is on the Most Wanted list at all of the all you can eat buffets.

Homer Simpson thinks he's a fat bastard.

Bruce Willis and NASA are working on changing Lendale White's orbit.

Baby Huey thinks he should go on a diet.

Ralphie May said he likes to hang with White cus he makes him look slimer.

**HOU-TEX** · 06-22-2009

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Texan

Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid".

LMAO! These two got a bit of a snicker from me.

Txn_in_Oki · 06-22-2009

Lendale irons his clothes in his driveway.

Lendale has to use Beltway 8 as a Slip&Slide

VY tried to dogpile on top of Lendale and got a nosebleed from the altitude change.

Lendales theme song is the Baby Elephant Walk.

Bulluck53 · 06-22-2009

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Originally Posted by Txn_in_NC

Lendales theme song is the Baby Elephant Walk.

That reminded me... a fat guy's theme song

El Tejano · 06-22-2009

I remember seeing that and thinking:

With that franchises' history, those young dudes don't realize that they just put the nail in their own coffin. I just knew they would choke. I hate the Steelers but I gotta give credit to one heck of a comeback to that.

Goldensilence · 06-23-2009

I hear Lendale's camp is working out a new contract with demands for a new jersey number that will finally fit!

(The zipcode of Nashville)

Blazing Arrow · 06-24-2009

Lendale is so fat he only scored 2 TDs on the Texans last season.

06-19-2009	#2
TEXANS84 Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Woodlands, TX Age: 35 Posts: 7,446 Rep Power: 3116	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock Well played Steeler Nation....well played.

06-19-2009	#4
Hardcore Texan Magnet Man Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Round Rock, TX Age: 38 Posts: 9,383 Rep Power: 18364	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator. Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale. Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy. Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang. Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid". __________________ Warning: This post may or may not contain sarcasm, satire, or humor in general. Read at your own risk! Would you like free electricity? TellEveryone.energy526.com

06-19-2009	#5
powerfuldragon g'mornin to you Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: your lady's sexdreams. Age: 27 Posts: 17,047 Rep Power: 11671	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock Lendale White is so fat, when he goes to kfc, he asks them to fill the bucket on the roof. He rocks himself to sleep trying to stand up. He eats wheat thicks. He can't even jump to conclusions. Once, during an away game in NY, Lendale heard it was chilly outside so grabbed a spoon and rolled on out the door. __________________ disregard above post.

06-19-2009	#6
Wolf 100% Texan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kerrville Age: 43 Posts: 35,810 Rep Power: 40226	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock lendale once jumped in the air.. and got stuck __________________ People who say that they don't know what to get me for my birthday have obviously never been to a liquor store

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Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 36 Posts: 2,906 Rep Power: 257	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock http://nashvillecitypaper.com/conten...nounces-weight Yup he is huge __________________ RIP Steve ... you showed us what a warrior truly is.

06-19-2009	#8
Bulluck53 All Pro Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 799 Rep Power: 1091	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock Bulluck

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False Start On # 69 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Waiting For the Turning Point! Section: 420 Posts: 12,144 Rep Power: 28885	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck Lendale is so fat his nickname is, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!" Lendale is so fat, Titans fans think hes fat.... __________________ RIP DIMEBAG DARRELL - 1966-2004 - GETCHA PULL! CLIFF BURTON - 1962-1986 - CLIFF EM' ALL! MMO JWO

06-20-2009	#11
awtysst Draft Guru Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 7,611 Rep Power: 2602	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck Lendale White is so fat he thought this burger was a slider. __________________ Draft Guru: 91.43% accuracy through first 35 picks from 2006-present I'm Pro Fig Newton, not Cam Newton! -awtysst on 4/28/2011

06-21-2009	#14
TEXANRED Texan-American Join Date: Jan 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 5,951 Rep Power: 12236	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck Lendale is so fat that fat people are offended that he is called fat. If the Stay Puff marshmellow man and the Michelin man where able to have kids they would name him Lendale White. He ate the blob. His picture is on the Most Wanted list at all of the all you can eat buffets. Homer Simpson thinks he's a fat bastard. Bruce Willis and NASA are working on changing Lendale White's orbit. Baby Huey thinks he should go on a diet. Ralphie May said he likes to hang with White cus he makes him look slimer. __________________ I am in an abusive relationship with life and I am to cowardly to leave it. - Homer Simpson.

06-22-2009	#16
Txn_in_Oki Lucky 13 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Okinawa, Japan Age: 37 Posts: 3,490 Rep Power: 11586	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck Lendale irons his clothes in his driveway. Lendale has to use Beltway 8 as a Slip&Slide VY tried to dogpile on top of Lendale and got a nosebleed from the altitude change. Lendales theme song is the Baby Elephant Walk. __________________ "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Texans Talk."

06-22-2009	#18
El Tejano Hall of Fame Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9,748 Rep Power: 6842	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck I remember seeing that and thinking: With that franchises' history, those young dudes don't realize that they just put the nail in their own coffin. I just knew they would choke. I hate the Steelers but I gotta give credit to one heck of a comeback to that.

06-23-2009	#19
Goldensilence Is this Sparta? Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Out of the desert finally... Age: 31 Posts: 5,026 Rep Power: 6218	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck I hear Lendale's camp is working out a new contract with demands for a new jersey number that will finally fit! (The zipcode of Nashville)

06-24-2009	#20
Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 36 Posts: 2,906 Rep Power: 257	Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck Lendale is so fat he only scored 2 TDs on the Texans last season. __________________ RIP Steve ... you showed us what a warrior truly is.

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