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Old 04-07-2009   #1
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From Martellus Bennett

I will quote most of it (not the comments) because I can't believe the DMN published that and I betcha it gets pulled:

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Wow Really!!

Man what do you do if your chic farts?It doesn't seem as if women
should fart. I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips
aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she
stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl
and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it
wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just
smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her.
I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty.
My boy told me he was kissing a girl and she gave him a silent killer.
This is definitely a mood killer. Do you continue to kiss her? This is
a WWMBD moment (What Would Marty B Do). I would of definitely stop
kissing her LOL and asked her if she was ok. But this is what he did
he started sniffing the air and asked her if she smelled what he
smelled. She said naw I don't smell anything, and kept it moving. He
asked her again you sure you don't smell anything and she said yes
hunny I'm sure. Then she asked what it was he smelled he started
laughing and said oh nothing.
I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem
right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean
come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating
spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and
as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her
beauty or call her out?


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What an intelligent write up by such an amazing Cowboys scholar.
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What an intelligent write up by such an amazing Cowboys scholar.
I don't think the Dallas Cowboys are supposed to be a school.

You can blame Alief Taylor High School and Texas A&M University if you have a problem with his intelligence.

Anybody who knows Martellus will tell you he is weird. And I don't mean like a little bit weird. I mean like the you feel uncomfortable to be around him kind of weird.

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I don't think the Dallas Cowboys are supposed to be a school.

You can blame Alief Taylor High School and Texas A&M University if you have a problem with his intelligence.

Anybody who knows Martellus will tell you he is weird. And I don't mean like a little bit weird. I mean like the you feel uncomfortable to be around him kind of weird.
I just couldn't think of anything dumber to blog about.
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Anybody who knows Martellus will tell you he is weird. And I don't mean like a little bit weird. I mean like the you feel uncomfortable to be around him kind of weird.
Good thing they have such a talented owner scouting talent.
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"I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips
aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she
stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl
and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it
wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just
smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her.
I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty."


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In my view, seldom has a fart joke been taken too far and not been hilarious. Uh...actually once. This is it. This is the first time I've never laughed at a fart joke.
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I just couldn't think of anything dumber to blog about.
I don't blame you.

All of us here are now dumber for having read Bennett's crazy ramblings.
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I don't blame you.

All of us here are now dumber for having read Bennett's crazy ramblings.
Yeah, pretty much and I've heard that he is a weirdo like you say as well man.
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"LOL. Mexican navi system that tells u where high grass is. Lol"
haha,wow.
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I read the DMN daily online..favorite sports section in America...and they have been enamored with his videos. Last season Bennett, the LB, I believe, was the player blogger. This year they picked Martellus. The above comentary was really a joke commenting on a youtube video that was posted with it. It was dumb though. He shoots off on everything. I don't read his blog

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I skimmed the "commentary" before I actually read it. Did anyone else think it might have been ghost written by Emmet?!
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I skimmed the "commentary" before I actually read it. Did anyone else think it might have been ghost written by Emmet?!
Ghost written?

I think you mean "ghost dictated."
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From Martellus Bennett

I will quote most of it (not the comments) because I can't believe the DMN published that and I betcha it gets pulled:
Spoken like a true aggie.....
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Ghost written?

I think you mean "ghost dictated."
"ghost debacled"

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