Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

**Brando** · 12-01-2008

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A combination of WGR-550 AM in Buffalo and the Buffalo News (as collated by First Time Caller, Long Time Listener) have reported that Eric Moulds, former Bills wide receiver, allegedly slugged a man in the face early Friday morning because he wouldn't step the hell off and stop asking him for an autograph and telling him how great he was. We did the same at Will Leitch's book signing in Chicago last winter, though we should point out we didn't hit anyone with our blogging hand. That's the moneymaker.

WIVB-TV reports that current Bills wide receiver Josh Reed was also at the bar but stayed the hell out of the fray.

Eric, assuming any of this is true, there's a simple answer to this conundrum of having fans harass you for autographs: move out of Buffalo. No one else remembers you.

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Really Eric, a day after Thanksgiving?

**gtexan02** · 12-01-2008

Who?

TimeKiller · 12-01-2008

He's that guy....

powerfuldragon · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by gtexan02

Who?

we had him for a season, no?

**gtexan02** · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by powerfuldragon

we had him for a season, no?

Based on his production while here, its debatable

**drewmar74** · 12-01-2008

He's just pissed because he's old and slow

FirstTexansFan · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by drewmar74

He's just pissed because he's old and slow

I'm old and slow, and I've not hit anyone.....

bah007 · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by FirstTexansFan

I'm old and slow, and I've not hit anyone.....

Has anyone asked for your autograph lately?...

**drewmar74** · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by FirstTexansFan

I'm old and slow, and I've not hit anyone.....

Hey, I never said it was right.

FirstTexansFan · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by bah007

Has anyone asked for your autograph lately?...

All the time.... Time Warner, Directv, New Braunfels Utilities, Entex gas, WalMart, that sir is true harassment. If you think that isn't enough to anger me to punch someone out, come walk a mile in my shoes

bah007 · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by FirstTexansFan

All the time.... Time Warner, Directv, New Braunfels Utilities, Entex gas, WalMart, that sir is true harassment. If you think that isn't enough to anger me to punch someone out, come walk a mile in my shoes

Exactly.

**Brando** · 12-01-2008

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Originally Posted by FirstTexansFan

All the time.... Time Warner, Directv, New Braunfels Utilities, Entex gas, WalMart, that sir is true harassment. If you think that isn't enough to anger me to punch someone out, come walk a mile in my shoes

Rep.

GP · 12-01-2008

Maybe it was David Carr who asked him for an autograph?

Nah, David would have curled up into the fetal position before the punch landed. Or ran to the side of the room...backward a few yards, of course.

**PapaL** · 12-01-2008

He was P.O. that is wasn't CC and another mega-contract.

(Damn you GP for stealing my original joke)

Spled · 12-01-2008

He definitely wouldn't have that problem in Houston.

**Brando** · 12-02-2008

Moulds Cleared of Assault Charges...looks like a case of mstaken identity.

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Originally Posted by Mike Florio @pft

Over the weekend, reports surfaced that former Bills receiver Eric Moulds had slugged a guy who was trying to shake Moulds’ hand and/or tell Moulds how great of a player he was.

Moulds has since been cleared.

“Detectives believe it appears to be a case of mistaken identity,” Buffalo police spokesman Michael DeGeorge said, according to the Buffalo News.

Police determined that Moulds was present at the scene of the incident, but not involved in the fight.

OK, fine. So how was there a case of mistaken identity? Did the victim hear that Eric Moulds was nearby and then thought that the guy who hit him was Eric Moulds but it was really someone else?

And if it wasn’t Moulds, then someone else should be arrested for breaking the guy’s tooth, right?

Until someone else is charged with assault, we’ll keep this story in the “things that smell funny to us” file, right next to that bottle of 17-year-old Liquid Paper.

pft

Dread-Head · 12-02-2008

Let me guess the guy whose teeth were knocked out MYSTERIOUSLY got a new set of choppers...and was seen driving off in his new Porsche...right?

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gtexan02 Working? Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston Age: 29 Posts: 15,336 Rep Power: 34917	Re: Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph Who? __________________ Adios until next season. See you then

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TimeKiller Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: This giant tree, standing 10,000 ft. high but not reaching the ground. It's roots must hold the sky. Section: 521/Couch Age: 26 Posts: 7,648 Rep Power: 0	Re: Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph He's that guy....

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drewmar74 disgruntled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bayou Country Age: 38 Posts: 4,838 Rep Power: 1183	Re: Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph He's just pissed because he's old and slow __________________ The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein

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GP Go Texans! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: TEXAS! Posts: 17,747 Rep Power: 50138	Re: Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph Maybe it was David Carr who asked him for an autograph? Nah, David would have curled up into the fetal position before the punch landed. Or ran to the side of the room...backward a few yards, of course.

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PapaL Loose Screw Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Maryland Age: 32 Posts: 8,766 Rep Power: 17440	Re: Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph He was P.O. that is wasn't CC and another mega-contract. (Damn you GP for stealing my original joke) __________________ Tried and true, I'm rep'in Texan (Steel) Blue.

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Spled All Pro Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 761 Rep Power: 50	Re: Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph He definitely wouldn't have that problem in Houston.

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Dread-Head Hall of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Houston Texas baby! Age: 43 Posts: 12,749 Rep Power: 42686	Re: Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph Let me guess the guy whose teeth were knocked out MYSTERIOUSLY got a new set of choppers...and was seen driving off in his new Porsche...right? __________________ Why attack a man for his race or religion when there are so many other PERFECTLY good reasons? Dread-Head. Texan from DAY ONE & PROUD Honorary Blue Crew member..."Damn it Bill!"

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