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Old 10-10-2008   #1
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Default Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/...llen-um-parts/

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A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.

(We think that technical term is testiculus coconutus.)

Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele. And while the condition in itself isnít serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer.

And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this.
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So, what's the problem?
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

So has TheRealJoker finally been revealed to be Kellen Winslow Jr?!
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So has TheRealJoker finally been revealed to be Kellen Winslow Jr?!
That would seem to be the case.
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It can also be a presentation of the mumps in an adult.
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

"And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this. "

Same. Can you imagine? OMG. Ow.
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

So no one can ever say he doesn't have huge cajones.

He's got the biggest balls of them all.

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because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.
Talk about Fruit of the Loom.

Is that a grapefruit in your pocket or are you happy to see me?


Seriously though, I wish him well. A very delicate situation to say the least.
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

Obvious, but necessary...

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I dunno 'bout Kellen Winslows or anybody elses take on this, but mine would be that this condition in itself IS serious.
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

Is this really something to be made fun of?

It says in one report it could be an early indicator of cancer.
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

that is rather frightening.

On the bright side for him, now would be a good time to harvest some stem cells.
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

This message board takes everything down to the next level... I bet Hobie's interested in this thread.
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow Jr has swollen balls?

Here is another song that should be played when Winslow is introduced. Seriously though a source close to the team said that his big swollen ballz are a result of a motorcycle stunt gone awry. C'mon guys, you know when we were young we hurt the "muchachos"too hard when jumping ramps on our BMX.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpH34...eature=related
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