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Old 09-04-2008   #61
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The only thing Green is taking to the house this year is his pay check.
A greatly reduced pay check though!!

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A slant route over the middle to OD for an 11 yard gain! I guess?
Not a false start on #69?

Just had to ask.


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Not a false start on #69?

Just had to ask.


That would suck, but be kind of funny at the same time. I would have flashbacks.
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Dump off pass to Slaton or Green for less than 4 yards.
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Matt Schaub throws a 80 yard touchdown strike to Andre Johnson to open up the game. On a side note, the unfortunate corner responsible for covering AJ on that play will retire from the NFL after that play and it will continue to haunt him for the rest of his natural life.
Laces out - kinda trauma ?

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I hope we see a conservative short pass, so we get Schaub and AJ going. I don't want to see a bomb or a fancy play that could end up with us going backwards. Lets get some of the kinks out before we go crazy
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I hope we see a conservative short pass, so we get Schaub and AJ going. I don't want to see a bomb or a fancy play that could end up with us going backwards. Lets get some of the kinks out before we go crazy
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dink and dunk again?
that guy doesn't work here any more.
Yeah, no more David Carr like 5 yard bombs.
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Nice work! Must spread rep before....yada yada yada.
Got him Brandon.
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We come out in a two TE I formation. Leach and Green in the backfield. Ball is hiked and the line flows left. Beautiful play action by our QB. Protection is good as Pitt tries to determine if this is run or pass.....

one one-thousand

QB starts his reads

two one-thousand

QB locks onto one receiver

three one-thousand

protection falling apart

four one-thousand

QB falls down and assumes fetal position
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We come out in a two TE I formation. Leach and Green in the backfield. Ball is hiked and the line flows left. Beautiful play action by our QB. Protection is good as Pitt tries to determine if this is run or pass.....

one one-thousand

QB starts his reads

two one-thousand

QB locks onto one receiver

three one-thousand

protection falling apart

four one-thousand

QB falls down and assumes fetal position
LOL

I like this version better.

Hand off to Green who stumbles, hurts his hammy again, and then fumbles. The fumble is picked up by Leach who runs for ten yards then laterals to AJ who runs it in for a TD! We go on to win 97 to 3. Afterwards the Steelers move to LA.
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We come out in a two TE I formation. Leach and Green in the backfield. Ball is hiked and the line flows left. Beautiful play action by our QB. Protection is good as Pitt tries to determine if this is run or pass.....

one one-thousand

QB starts his reads

two one-thousand

QB locks onto one receiver

three one-thousand

protection falling apart

four one-thousand

QB falls down and assumes fetal position
I keep tellin' y'all, that guy no longer works here.
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LOL

I like this version better.

Hand off to Green who stumbles, hurts his hammy again, and then fumbles. The fumble is picked up by Leach who runs for ten yards then laterals to AJ who runs it in for a TD! We go on to win 97 to 3. Afterwards the Steelers move to LA.
I like your final score.

How about this:

We trot out in a single back set and run at the left side of the line. As Green jump cuts to hit a crease, his knee explodes and he falls into the back of Duane Brown's legs. Brown has to be taken off the field on a cart and ends up being released by the Texans two years later after his injuries fail to heal.
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I like your final score.

How about this:

We trot out in a single back set and run at the left side of the line. As Green jump cuts to hit a crease, his knee explodes and he falls into the back of Duane Brown's legs. Brown has to be taken off the field on a cart and ends up being released by the Texans two years later after his injuries fail to heal.
Q. If Green and Dayne go to a buffet togeather, how much do they eat?

A. No one knows, the buffet had to close down afterwards.
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Double Z Slant Crack Back, Zoom Jet Right, X Hatchet, Jumbo Special 32 Firefly, Hot 27 Magnum, on 2, ready.... break!

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!
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Double Z Slant Crack Back, Zoom Jet Right, X Hatchet, Jumbo Special 32 Firefly, Hot 27 Magnum, on 2, ready.... break!

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

Must be related to Pendry....

The Double Z Slant can't work when running the Hot 27 Magnum. The Magnum play calls for two tight ends. I guess it could work if you expect Bruener to be able to run the end around, fake the handoff to Daniels coming around from the other side, then complete the fly pattern to AJ, but it sounds like a real clusterfudge waiting to happen if you ask me.

Which you didn't.

I've been watching too many NFL network commercials..
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A long pass down the middle of the field to AJ for a 40 or 50 gain right after AD brings the football out to the 30 yard line on the kickoff return.
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THe first offensive play will be when a fat, half-naked, out of shape fan decides to paint Steelers on his jello-like gut.
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run to the left side of the line for 7 yards and Green is not injured.
From your fingers to God's brain. I'll hop on Old Miss' band wagon, Pass on first down set up a second and short. It's what they do best. Throw the ball. If Kubes' aggie neck isn't bowed up...they pick the play that extenuates our positives and their negatives best.
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A long pass down the middle of the field to AJ for a 40 or 50 gain right after AD brings the football out to the 30 yard line on the kickoff return.
That'll be a Sunday for sure.

That's the way they should open every half of every game. Will they do it? nut uh.
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