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Old 09-09-2008   #101
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I am not trying to be a butt, however, a bet is a bet.

Just like Steve McQueen's character in Alfred Hitchcock's "A man from the South" , if you don't want to lose your little finger, than you shouldn't bet your little finger.

If you don't want to eat your hat, you shouldn't bet your hat.

I think this is a life lesson that our young gambler needs to experience and to keep this event in mind the next time a bet is placed.

Never bet something that your not willing to lose.

Thats just my opinion.

Besides, he's eating cotton. He will be alright.
the health issue is a non issue. i ate an aluminum soda can in middle school. i was fine.
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Old 09-09-2008   #102
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the health issue is a non issue. i ate an aluminum soda can in middle school. i was fine.
What are you? A Rottweiler?

That had to of hurt coming out.
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What are you? A Rottweiler?

That had to of hurt coming out.
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“I think Chris has one start in this league and if Ahman doesn’t play, Slaton is fixing to tie him,” Kubiak said. “They are both young players; they are both going to play. It’s not like one of them is going to take all of the load, so I’m counting on both of them.”

http://www.houstontexans.com/news/St...?story_id=4624

Too bad week 2 isn't what you said. So, when are you going to eat your hat again?
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Default Re: If Slaton isn't starting week 1

This is probably the best thread on the first page of the board right now and should be bumped many times and often.

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I want to see some hate eatin goin on.

It needs to be soon too, I don't wanna hear how he lost his hat in the hurricane.
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The guy ate a soda can. A SODA CAN.

I think a hat will be fine. But not a frisbee
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Looks like Slaton is getting the start this week. Let's Go Slaton we're all in your corner.
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Old 09-11-2008   #111
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i was planning on cutting the hat up into strips, dipping in sauce. agreed, food wouldn't substitute.

the only thing that makes me hesitate is that frankly i really love my texans hat. my dad bought it for me game 1, season 1, and i've worn it every day since. i might buy another hat for eating.
I want to let him off.

If he does do it though, let him eat a different hat, forcing someone to destroy something so important (like their first Texans hat) is against religious football.
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I want to let him off.

If he does do it though, let him eat a different hat, forcing someone to destroy something so important (like their first Texans hat) is against religious football.
Agreed. I still wear my ugly first hat. The bill doesn't even keep shape anymore (if I try to bend it it'll just readjust itself, lol), and it even has a few bite marks from when my puppy was teething. I love that hat.

If you buy another hat, make sure it's nice and smooth because the old hats were kind of rough. :X
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I want to let him off.

If he does do it though, let him eat a different hat, forcing someone to destroy something so important (like their first Texans hat) is against religious football.
Well first we half to define what "his" is.

If he bought a Texan hat it would become his. The specific "his" hat was not specified. Only that it be his and a Texan hat.

Now saying that, he should be required to run 5 miles in the humid heat wearing the hat that he will be eating to make sure he gets a hat with a little extra flavor.
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..Just like Steve McQueen's character in Alfred Hitchcock's "A man from the South" , if you don't want to lose your little finger, than you shouldn't bet your little finger.

If you don't want to eat your hat, you shouldn't bet your hat. ....
Where were you to protect theRealJoker when he made his bet?
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SWT, you're overthinking this.

Just get one of those taco salad bowls (the kind you eat)...stencil the Texans' logo onto it with some hot sauce...and eat it.

But before you eat it, you could slap it onto your head for a second, and say "this is my Texans hat."

BAM! It's done. It was a hat; a Texans hat. Now you can eat it.

I'm a genius...
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SWT, you're overthinking this.

Just get one of those taco salad bowls (the kind you eat)...stencil the Texans' logo onto it with some hot sauce...and eat it.

But before you eat it, you could slap it onto your head for a second, and say "this is my Texans hat."

BAM! It's done. It was a hat; a Texans hat. Now you can eat it.

I'm a genius...
In that case he should find a woman with a Texans tattoo.........
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My ugly first hat (first pro-fit hat too) got misplaced in the move from our condo to our house and ended up all rotted in the back. I still don't have a replacement and the Houston Oilers helmet I got for Christmas doesn't fit.
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Maybe you could eat an Ahman Green jersey instead. I'll send you one for $20. Thats probably cheaper than a hat anyway
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Dude it's like a parallel universe to our board. Except one thing, he is willing to back-up his bet. We're still waiting on that video.......jking.
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In that case he should find a woman with a Texans tattoo.........
If he did that , wouldn't have to wear her on his head first?
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