Tailgating Haiku - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

bpe3 · 07-02-2008

Here's a few Texan haikus I busted out this AM instead of getting any work done at the office.

Up at crack of dawn
Join friends for beer food and fun
Ready for noon kick

South Main seven A.M.
Why won't they open the gate?
We all hate waiting

Yellow lot is best
Five acres grass under foot
Asphalt is toohard

Fans go to Mojo
Punching holes in Miller Lite
Shotgun 30 time

Show me what you got, Texans fans.

bpe3

**Texan_Bill** · 07-02-2008

Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

bpe3 · 07-02-2008

Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

bpe3

bpe3 · 07-02-2008

Wait a minute. Some of mine are off too.
Counting never was my specialty.
I made some changes.

bpe3

**Texan_Bill** · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by bpe3

Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

bpe3

LMAO... Plat-in-um is 3 (it's not platnum); Lot rocks the house is 4 = 7

So......

Quote:

Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

Stands

**Tedc** · 07-02-2008

Enter at seven
Raise the tents and fire up grill
Its not that hard, Bill

**Texan_Bill** · 07-02-2008

Seven is too early
I should still be in my bed
Need coffee from Ted.

Texecutioner · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

Platinum is the best! 50 yard walk and you're already inside. Gotta love some Platinum!

**Double Barrel** · 07-02-2008

We are the hardcore
Tailgating at every game
United we stand

**Tedc** · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

We are the hardcore
Tailgating every game
United we stand

I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.

**Tedc** · 07-02-2008

Two or three? Not sure...
Every time it seems to change
eve-ry, ev-er-y

**Tedc** · 07-02-2008

The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

**Double Barrel** · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedc

I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.

d'oh! I think you're right!
Haiku is not hard to do
Counting is easy

p.s. fixed it! thanks

**Texan_Bill** · 07-02-2008

No worries 'every' is like having a joker in your card game. It's wild, two or three syllables - whatever works.

**Double Barrel** · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedc

The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled

**Double Barrel** · 07-02-2008

Texans hardhats rock
But only real men wear them
We are fanatics

**Texan_Bill** · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled

Very nice!!!

*******************************

Vince Young likes sausage
Montrose on a Friday night
Vince and Hobie, match

**Double Barrel** · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Vince Young likes sausage
Montrose on a Friday night
Vince and Hobie, match

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

**Tedc** · 07-02-2008

Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

**Texan_Bill** · 07-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedc

Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

That was the funniest one yet!!! Rep if I could!!!!

07-02-2008	#1
bpe3 Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: Yellow Lot, Reliant Park Age: 44 Posts: 167 Rep Power: 351	Tailgating Haiku Here's a few Texan haikus I busted out this AM instead of getting any work done at the office. Up at crack of dawn Join friends for beer food and fun Ready for noon kick South Main seven A.M. Why won't they open the gate? We all hate waiting Yellow lot is best Five acres grass under foot Asphalt is toohard Fans go to Mojo Punching holes in Miller Lite Shotgun 30 time Show me what you got, Texans fans. bpe3 Last edited by bpe3; 07-02-2008 at 12:23 PM. Reason: Fix 5-7-5

07-02-2008	#2
Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Houston. Mediocrity Lives Here!! Section: Bull Pen!! Age: 45 Posts: 47,075 Rep Power: 41545	Re: Tailgating Haiku Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’ Blue Crew rules the lot It's football time in Houston! __________________ DeAndre!

07-02-2008	#3
bpe3 Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: Yellow Lot, Reliant Park Age: 44 Posts: 167 Rep Power: 351	Re: Tailgating Haiku Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables. We need 5-7-5. Keep 'em coming. bpe3

07-02-2008	#4
bpe3 Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: Yellow Lot, Reliant Park Age: 44 Posts: 167 Rep Power: 351	Re: Tailgating Haiku Wait a minute. Some of mine are off too. Counting never was my specialty. I made some changes. bpe3 Last edited by bpe3; 07-02-2008 at 12:24 PM.

07-02-2008	#6
Tedc Hardheaded Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bull Pen Age: 49 Posts: 5,292 Rep Power: 2402	Re: Tailgating Haiku Enter at seven Raise the tents and fire up grill Its not that hard, Bill __________________ Tedc .......Hardest head in the Blue Crew!

07-02-2008	#7
Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Houston. Mediocrity Lives Here!! Section: Bull Pen!! Age: 45 Posts: 47,075 Rep Power: 41545	Re: Tailgating Haiku Seven is too early I should still be in my bed Need coffee from Ted. __________________ DeAndre!

07-02-2008	#9
Double Barrel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Section: Gridiron, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 27,053 Rep Power: 81571	Re: Tailgating Haiku We are the hardcore Tailgating at every game United we stand __________________ "FOOTBALL IS ONLY A DIVERSION." ~ HOUSTON TEXANS In Memoriam - 20 little angels Last edited by Double Barrel; 07-02-2008 at 02:08 PM. Reason: fixed for 5-7-5

07-02-2008	#11
Tedc Hardheaded Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bull Pen Age: 49 Posts: 5,292 Rep Power: 2402	Re: Tailgating Haiku Two or three? Not sure... Every time it seems to change eve-ry, ev-er-y __________________ Tedc .......Hardest head in the Blue Crew!

07-02-2008	#12
Tedc Hardheaded Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bull Pen Age: 49 Posts: 5,292 Rep Power: 2402	Re: Tailgating Haiku The Titans suck, but Not as much as the Cowboys "How does my Arse taste?" __________________ Tedc .......Hardest head in the Blue Crew!

07-02-2008	#14
Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Houston. Mediocrity Lives Here!! Section: Bull Pen!! Age: 45 Posts: 47,075 Rep Power: 41545	Re: Tailgating Haiku No worries 'every' is like having a joker in your card game. It's wild, two or three syllables - whatever works. __________________ DeAndre!

07-02-2008	#16
Double Barrel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Section: Gridiron, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 27,053 Rep Power: 81571	Re: Tailgating Haiku Texans hardhats rock But only real men wear them We are fanatics __________________ "FOOTBALL IS ONLY A DIVERSION." ~ HOUSTON TEXANS In Memoriam - 20 little angels

07-02-2008	#19
Tedc Hardheaded Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bull Pen Age: 49 Posts: 5,292 Rep Power: 2402	Re: Tailgating Haiku Blue Crew tailgate rules Filo attacks with baloons Who turned out the lights? __________________ Tedc .......Hardest head in the Blue Crew!

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