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Old 07-02-2008   #1
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Default Tailgating Haiku

Here's a few Texan haikus I busted out this AM instead of getting any work done at the office.

Up at crack of dawn
Join friends for beer food and fun
Ready for noon kick

South Main seven A.M.
Why won't they open the gate?
We all hate waiting

Yellow lot is best
Five acres grass under foot
Asphalt is toohard

Fans go to Mojo
Punching holes in Miller Lite
Shotgun 30 time

Show me what you got, Texans fans.

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Old 07-02-2008   #2
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Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!
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Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

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Wait a minute. Some of mine are off too.
Counting never was my specialty.
I made some changes.

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Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

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LMAO... Plat-in-um is 3 (it's not platnum); Lot rocks the house is 4 = 7

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Enter at seven
Raise the tents and fire up grill
Its not that hard, Bill
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Seven is too early
I should still be in my bed
Need coffee from Ted.
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Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

Platinum is the best! 50 yard walk and you're already inside. Gotta love some Platinum!
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We are the hardcore
Tailgating at every game
United we stand

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We are the hardcore
Tailgating every game
United we stand

I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.
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Two or three? Not sure...
Every time it seems to change
eve-ry, ev-er-y
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The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"
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I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.
d'oh! I think you're right!
Haiku is not hard to do
Counting is easy

p.s. fixed it! thanks
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No worries 'every' is like having a joker in your card game. It's wild, two or three syllables - whatever works.
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The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
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Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled
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Texans hardhats rock
But only real men wear them
We are fanatics

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Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled
Very nice!!!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?
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Blue Crew tailgate rules
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Who turned out the lights?
That was the funniest one yet!!! Rep if I could!!!!
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