Travis Johnson Injury - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

**Texanmike02** · 05-25-2008

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slu...pe=team_report

In other news, defensive tackle Travis Johnson returned to the team after missing the minicamp two weeks ago for his wedding. Johnson did not join his teammates on the field though. The Texans are monitoring a pelvic injury. They are unsure how long it will sideline Johnson.

Just got married? Wonder how that pelvic injury happened. Oh well I'm willing to bet he has no more pelvic injuries after about ohhh... 1 year...

Mike

ocd · 05-26-2008

Just an observation...

Sounds like he got a good woman!

**Malloy** · 05-26-2008

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Originally Posted by ocd

Just an observation...

Sounds like he got a good woman!

Considering the injury, she's more of a hard mistress

**ObsiWan** · 05-26-2008

Now see....
you boys are just being tacky...

...I wonder if she has a sister...?

**beerlover** · 05-26-2008

leave Travis alone, ok

painekiller · 05-26-2008

First off this was old news when mike posted it. 2nd if you guys would take the time to read the quotes from Kubiak, he has been having issues with this unnamed problem since February.

you guys are being tacky.

**Malloy** · 05-26-2008

You're being grumpy, and no fun

Well.. enough of the namecalling!

alphajoker · 05-26-2008

I bet they are ragging on him in the locker room.

HJam72 · 05-26-2008

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Originally Posted by painekiller

First off this was old news when mike posted it. 2nd if you guys would take the time to read the quotes from Kubiak, he has been having issues with this unnamed problem since February.

you guys are being tacky.

So, she didn't wait?

TexansFanatic · 05-27-2008

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Texaninlild · 05-27-2008

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Originally Posted by painekiller

First off this was old news when mike posted it. 2nd if you guys would take the time to read the quotes from Kubiak, he has been having issues with this unnamed problem since February.

you guys are being tacky.

I think we need to change the name of the board to PCtexanstalk.com

**Old School** · 05-27-2008

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Originally Posted by TexansFanatic

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Damn. Now thats funny... I don't care who you are!!

painekiller · 05-28-2008

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Originally Posted by Texaninlild

I think we need to change the name of the board to PCtexanstalk.com

There is anti TJ bias on the board and any thing they can use to ridicule the guy is seized upon. He has a medical issue which he said he cannot pronounce and not one reporter has gone to the trainer to get the name of (Travis told them to ask the trainer the name BTW).

Making fun of a true medical condition that may limit his on field play, if he keeps missing time, is not something to make fun of.

I am far from being PC.

**Specnatz** · 05-28-2008

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Originally Posted by painekiller

There is anti TJ bias on the board and any thing they can use to ridicule the guy is seized upon. He has a medical issue which he said he cannot pronounce and not one reporter has gone to the trainer to get the name of (Travis told them to ask the trainer the name BTW).

Making fun of a true medical condition that may limit his on field play, if he keeps missing time, is not something to make fun of.

I am far from being PC.

Look Kaz Matsui of the Houston Astros had an issues with hemerroids and jokes flew off the shelf like you would not believe it is what we do and how we do it. I bet any player including mario gets and injury that is can remotely be made fun of (if not serious) it will be. Any player who has a bad back cause he player guitar hero to long is going to be made fun of ... it is what it is.

Some of us have a sense of humor that is borderline on needing help from a train professional, and I can assure you I am one of them.

Sal Rosenberg · 05-28-2008

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Originally Posted by ObsiWan

Now see....
you boys are just being tacky...

...I wonder if she has a sister...?

Punta Punta Punta!

**GlassHalfFull** · 05-28-2008

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Originally Posted by painekiller

There is anti TJ bias on the board and any thing they can use to ridicule the guy is seized upon. He has a medical issue which he said he cannot pronounce and not one reporter has gone to the trainer to get the name of (Travis told them to ask the trainer the name BTW).

Making fun of a true medical condition that may limit his on field play, if he keeps missing time, is not something to make fun of.

I am far from being PC.

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Originally Posted by Specnatz

Look Kaz Matsui of the Houston Astros had an issues with hemerroids and jokes flew off the shelf like you would not believe it is what we do and how we do it. I bet any player including mario gets and injury that is can remotely be made fun of (if not serious) it will be. Any player who has a bad back cause he player guitar hero to long is going to be made fun of ... it is what it is.

Some of us have a sense of humor that is borderline on needing help from a train professional, and I can assure you I am one of them.

I support TJ, but anytime a player comes back from a honeymoon and has an injury in a sensitive area, jokes are going to be made. I imagine my old workplace would have given me considerable grief in a similar situation.

To add to Spec's list, Pence got made fun of for running through a glass door.

No piling on TJ going on here, at least on my part.

And BTW, TexansFanatic. LMAO rep on the way.

painekiller · 05-28-2008

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Originally Posted by GlassHalfFull

I support TJ, but anytime a player comes back from a honeymoon and has an injury in a sensitive area, jokes are going to be made. I imagine my old workplace would have given me considerable grief in a similar situation.

The injury started way before the honeymoon is one of my biggest points. But who cares.

And BTW I made fun of Pence too.

**Texanmike02** · 05-29-2008

How was I ragging on him? He has an injury in his groin area. If I've got to pull a groin muscle or aquire any injury for that matter, I hope its doing what I was insenuating he was doing. Painekiller... might I suggest you change your name to moodstabilizer and then bite off a finger?

Just so that's not missunderstood too let me break it down for you.

Painekiller is spelled similarly to pain killer.
If you get injured and it hurts you might take those to alleviate any pain.
If you changed your name to moodstabilizer it would imply that you have assumed the form of a drug that makes your mood stable.
If you bite off a finger you have then injuested the mood stabilizer.
Then you would be happy, or at the very least not so angry.
Then you would not feel the need to ruin our fun.
It is a joke. It is not meant to be offensive.
It is the offseason. Was my thread really any worse than the 400th (which I will be posting the 401st before long I'm sure) predict the record thread?

I don't have anything against TJ.

Mike

ocd · 05-29-2008

I'm starting to think painekiller's related to Travis Johnson.

Here's the deal. If we get production from his position we go the playoffs imo...assuming we have an offense and the secondary can do its' job...

Seriously, TJ is either part of the problem or part of the solution (sorry for the cliche) and if we get the production from him that he's capable of, then the middle is an area of concern for offenses gameplanning.

I love Koobs. But if he hurts his groin "somehow" and has to use a golf cart to go everywhere, I'm busting on him.

TexansFanatic · 05-30-2008

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Originally Posted by GlassHalfFull

And BTW, TexansFanatic. LMAO rep on the way.

Thanks, brother.

05-25-2008	#1
Texanmike02 Site Contributor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 35 Posts: 7,099 Rep Power: 28775	Travis Johnson Injury http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slu...pe=team_report In other news, defensive tackle Travis Johnson returned to the team after missing the minicamp two weeks ago for his wedding. Johnson did not join his teammates on the field though. The Texans are monitoring a pelvic injury. They are unsure how long it will sideline Johnson. Just got married? Wonder how that pelvic injury happened. Oh well I'm willing to bet he has no more pelvic injuries after about ohhh... 1 year... Mike __________________ Sig by False Start - Thanks man Govern my country, NOT MY LIFE!

05-26-2008	#2
ocd Rookie Join Date: Mar 2005 Age: 50 Posts: 97 Rep Power: 9	Re: Travis Johnson Injury Just an observation... Sounds like he got a good woman!

05-26-2008	#4
ObsiWan Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: League City, Tx Age: 61 Posts: 10,063 Rep Power: 36703	Re: Travis Johnson Injury Now see.... you boys are just being tacky... ...I wonder if she has a sister...?

05-26-2008	#5
beerlover Site Contributor Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 11,357 Rep Power: 15075	Re: Travis Johnson Injury leave Travis alone, ok __________________ 2012 Draft was Mercilus

05-26-2008	#6
painekiller Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On the West Belt Age: 50 Posts: 2,037 Rep Power: 1882	Re: Travis Johnson Injury First off this was old news when mike posted it. 2nd if you guys would take the time to read the quotes from Kubiak, he has been having issues with this unnamed problem since February. you guys are being tacky.

05-26-2008	#7
Malloy Site Contributor Join Date: May 2005 Location: CPH Age: 38 Posts: 5,334 Rep Power: 4056	Re: Travis Johnson Injury You're being grumpy, and no fun Well.. enough of the namecalling! __________________ Insanity is my only means of relaxation

05-26-2008	#8
alphajoker Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,519 Rep Power: 2429	Re: Travis Johnson Injury I bet they are ragging on him in the locker room.

05-27-2008	#10
TexansFanatic Extremist Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,175 Rep Power: 7237	Re: Travis Johnson Injury Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

05-29-2008	#18
Texanmike02 Site Contributor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 35 Posts: 7,099 Rep Power: 28775	Re: Travis Johnson Injury How was I ragging on him? He has an injury in his groin area. If I've got to pull a groin muscle or aquire any injury for that matter, I hope its doing what I was insenuating he was doing. Painekiller... might I suggest you change your name to moodstabilizer and then bite off a finger? Just so that's not missunderstood too let me break it down for you. Painekiller is spelled similarly to pain killer. If you get injured and it hurts you might take those to alleviate any pain. If you changed your name to moodstabilizer it would imply that you have assumed the form of a drug that makes your mood stable. If you bite off a finger you have then injuested the mood stabilizer. Then you would be happy, or at the very least not so angry. Then you would not feel the need to ruin our fun. It is a joke. It is not meant to be offensive. It is the offseason. Was my thread really any worse than the 400th (which I will be posting the 401st before long I'm sure) predict the record thread? I don't have anything against TJ. Mike __________________ Sig by False Start - Thanks man Govern my country, NOT MY LIFE!

05-29-2008	#19
ocd Rookie Join Date: Mar 2005 Age: 50 Posts: 97 Rep Power: 9	Re: Travis Johnson Injury I'm starting to think painekiller's related to Travis Johnson. Here's the deal. If we get production from his position we go the playoffs imo...assuming we have an offense and the secondary can do its' job... Seriously, TJ is either part of the problem or part of the solution (sorry for the cliche) and if we get the production from him that he's capable of, then the middle is an area of concern for offenses gameplanning. I love Koobs. But if he hurts his groin "somehow" and has to use a golf cart to go everywhere, I'm busting on him. Last edited by ocd; 05-29-2008 at 01:21 PM.

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