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Old 05-02-2008   #81
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alex gibbs can not only eat a rubiks cube, and crap it out solved, but he can then make said cube stand up and cut block
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Contrary to the popular saying, Rome was, in fact, built in a day.
By Alex Gibbs.
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Contrary to popular belief, Alex Gibbs was in Heaven teaching Jesus to cut block and some angel named Lucifer, who doubled as a draft analyst for HSPN, commented that JC was too small and light to play on the line. So Alex Gibbs cast him from Heaven with a leg whip.

And the rest is history.
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Contrary to popular belief, Alex Gibbs was in Heaven teaching Jesus to cut block and some angel named Lucifer, who doubled as a draft analyst for HSPN, commented that JC was too small and light to play on the line. So Alex Gibbs cast him from Heaven with a leg whip.

And the rest is history.
Many people forget that Jesus was an All-Pro left tackle before retiring at the top of his game at 30 to start spreading the word of peace, love, and cut blocking.
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Many people forget that Jesus was an All-Pro left tackle before retiring at the top of his game at 30 to start spreading the word of peace, love, and cut blocking.
A little known story relates to the Slaughter of the Innocents. When Herod sent his soldiers out to kill the firstborn of Israel, a small army actually found Jesus and were about to slaughter him when Alex Gibbs appeared and cut blocked the lot of them and saved Jesus' life. Alex Gibbs just happened to be there because he was out scouting young left tackles and thought JC looked like a top prospect.
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Many stories in the Bible have changed from their earliest tellings. In fact, the original title of the Bible was "Alex Gibbs and Friends".

One of the Old Testament stories originally had Alex Gibbs cut blocking the Red Sea.
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Many stories in the Bible have changed from their earliest tellings. In fact, the original title of the Bible was "Alex Gibbs and Friends".

One of the Old Testament stories originally had Alex Gibbs cut blocking the Red Sea.
And what about the time Alex Gibbs caused the walls of Jericho to crumble down just from the wind of one of his leg whips...?
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There was originally an 11th Commandment. It was:

"Thou Shalt Not Piss Off Alex Gibbs."

It was stricken, leaving only 10, because it is considered impossible to avoid pissing off Alex Gibbs.
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Very few people that Alexander the Great was actually Alex Gibbs. He had his phalanx of troops cut blocked and leg whipped their way through the Persian Army and into India and only stopped because he was getting bored. He started the story that he had died so he could retire a while.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Alex Gibbs.
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Seems a certain Dr. King just about plagerized a very important and historical speech...

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"I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of zone blocking: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all defensive linemen and linebackers are created equal and cut-blocked the same."

-Alex Gibbs, August 28, 1963
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Alex Gibbs likes his ice like he likes his skulls -- crushed
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Alex Gibbs can smell fear. But what most people don't know is that Alex Gibbs can also smell hope. For instance, he can smell: "I hope I don't get cut-blocked by Alex Gibbs."
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The Alex Gibbs family coat of arms is Marlin Perkins being gored by a Cape Buffalo.
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Alex Gibbs' first job was as a paper boy. There were no survivors.
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Very few people that Alexander the Great was actually Alex Gibbs. He had his phalanx of troops cut blocked and leg whipped their way through the Persian Army and into India and only stopped because he was getting bored. He started the story that he had died so he could retire a while.
Actually, his name was Alex the Gibbs, but historians, early manifestations of today's talking heads, screwed it up (just as today's talking heads do) and started that Alexander the Great crap. That screw up is the very reason why Alex Gibbs refuses to talk to the press to this very day.
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Actually, his name was Alex the Gibbs, but historians, early manifestations of today's talking heads, screwed it up (just as today's talking heads do) and started that Alexander the Great crap. That screw up is the very reason why Alex Gibbs refuses to talk to the press to this very day.
And let's not forget that "gibbs" in ancient Greek could be roughly translated into "cut block".
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Hurricane season is not a product of mother nature. Alex Gibbs creates hurricanes anytime he farts.
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Interesting comment from Brooke Bentley while on 610 am this morning. She said Gibbs contacted Kubiak about a job with the Texans and not the other way around.
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Interesting comment from Brooke Bentley while on 610 am this morning. She said Gibbs contacted Kubiak about a job with the Texans and not the other way around.
Yeah, I'm going to do a write up on that on the blog.

It was one of the key parts of the speech he gave to folks at the Texans draft luncheon. Both Gibbs and Ray Rhodes contacted the Texans.

Because they wanted to be a part of what is happening here. [goosebumps]

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