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Old 04-30-2008   #61
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he kinda has a yoda without the ears thing going on...or a condensed, super concentrated Professor from Back to the Future.


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he kinda has a yoda without the ears thing going on...

"When 24 years of coaching big-uglies you reach, look as good you will not"
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Alex Gibbs recently visited The Virgin Islands. Now they're just called... The Islands.

I've read this post five times and it cracks me up every time.
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I have heard that there are only 10 bad mofo's in the world and nine of them send Alex Gibbs Christmas cards.
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"When 24 years of coaching big-uglies you reach, look as good you will not"
Scene: First day of rookie mimi-camp.
Location: Houston, Texas; specificly the practice bubble

One rather large figure is walking with a much smaller, older man.

Duane Brown: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.

Gibbs-Yoda: You will be. You will be

Later that day.

Gibbs-Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Zone-Blocking, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Zone-Blocking around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the goalposts.
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I've met Alex Gibbs. Gary Kubiak and Rick Smith brought him into my restaurant and talked for about 5-6 hours a day or two before they officially hired Gibbs. I can say definitively that:

1) Kubiak was giddy after the meeting. I congratulated him (I'll confess that I didn't know what Gibbs looked like either or who the third guy at the table was). I figured out who he was when Kubiak thanked me for helping the Texans hire someone that was going to change the team, someone he coached with back in the day. He seriously looked like a 16 year old kid that found his dad's Playboy stash. Grin from ear to ear.

2) If you ever do see Gibbs, buy him a Bud Light. He drank a LOT of it while talking with Smithiak. He isn't the world's most talkative guy, I'll admit. He thanked me when I served him (as well as when I said welcome to Houston), but had little more to say. I suspect Gibbs could've been a head coach anywhere he chose, but prefers the anonymity of being the brains behind the operation.
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If you ever do see Gibbs, buy him a Bud Light. He drank a LOT of it while talking with Smithiak.
Alex Gibbs doesn't get hangovers. Hangovers get Alex Gibbs.
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....He drank a LOT of it while talking with Smithiak....
How do you know he drank all of it?

I think upwards of 40% of it simply evaporated due to the pressure of being in a bottle held by Alex Gibbs. I bet if it had been Coors Light then the label wouldn't have been able to turn blue no matter how cold they got it.
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alex gibbs can not only eat a rubiks cube, and crap it out solved, but he can then make said cube stand up and cut block
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alex gibbs can not only eat a rubiks cube, and crap it out solved, but he can then make said cube stand up and cut block
At a Pro Bowl level no less!
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At a Pro Bowl level no less!
Even if the rubiks cube is only the 6th best rubiks cube on the board and taken 26th overall in the draft.
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The feared Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is merely a variation of the legwhip technique Chuck learned while studying under Master Alex Gibbs.
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Gibbs doesn't speak to the media, he's too busy curing cancer with his tears.
I could picture Gibbs looking for a way to cut block cancer. But, failing that he would probably take Brown down to MD Anderson to cut block somebody with cancer
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Alex Gibbs bore Gary Kubiak from his head after swallowing Mark Schlereth.
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The first rule of Alex Gibbs is you do not talk about Alex Gibbs.
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The only rubick cube worth solving has 28 sides......... and only Gibbs can solve it.
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Alex Gibbs solved the Mystery of Al Capone's Vault.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic did not sink due to impact with an iceberg. Alex Gibbs ripped a gash in the side of the steel hull when demonstrating his legwhip technique to a British soccer coach.
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