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Old 04-29-2008   #41
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I have never seen myself and Alex Gibbs in the same place at the same time either. Hey Maybe I am Alex Gibbs!
Wait a second... I've never seen myself in the same room with Gibbs, either. You are an impostor! I am OBVIOUSLY Alex Gibbs.
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No, I am Spartacus.


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This is one of my favorite threads of all time... but to get back to Gibbs, apparently he does exist.

Today at the Texans Draft Luncheon Kubiak made a statement when speaking. He was speaking about how two of the biggest successes this offseason were acquiring Alex Gibbs and Ray Rhodes. He said how the media gives him credit for luring and bringing Alex Gibbs out of retirement and got Ray Rhodes to join the team as well. What he said next was a big surprise I had never heard before. Kubiak said that he never called either one of them. That both Gibbs and Rhodes were the ones that called Kubiak . They called him because they liked where the team was heading and asked if there was a place for them in this organization. That made me feel really awesome about this team. So maybe Gibbs really does exist! LOL
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Alex Gibbs puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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Alex Gibbs puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
"You must spread reputation around..."
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Alex Gibbs recently visited The Virgin Islands. Now they're just called... The Islands.
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god i love this thread.
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I think Kirk found Mr Gibbs once
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ3A3desF5I&NR=1


well the first part of the clip anyway, they changed the rest to protect the identity of MR Gibbs
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Champions are the breakfast of Alex Gibbs.
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Thought you were talking about Michael Jackson for a minute.

No but Alex Gibbs once told Mike Shanahan that he could make Michael Jackson a first ballot HOF RT in one year.

Gibbs reputation is such that the Broncos front office was trying to arrange a meeting with Michael at Neverland Ranch to discuss a very lucrative UDFA contract before the day was out.

Gibbs had to break the news to them that he was only joking and that he could make Michael Jackson a HOF RT in two training camps, not one.
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Alex Gibbs is always on top during sex because Alex Gibbs never screws up.
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There was a rumor that when Alex Gibbs was a child his first words were: Zone blocking.
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They once made an Alex Gibbs brand of toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
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Old 04-30-2008   #55
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They once made an Alex Gibbs brand of toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Very nice! Winner IMO
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I once saw Alex Gibbs wearing a t-shirt that said Braveheart was a pu**y.
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Alex Gibbs is never going to die because God is too afraid of disappointing him.
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Alex Gibbs: [about his ZBS] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens ZBS Playbook]
Gary Kubiak: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What type of linemen you gonna go with? Lombardi Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Munchak's Delight.
Alex Gibbs: No, you get a special ZBS... It's called ZBS by Al. It's illegal in nine levels of play... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Gary Kubiak: It's quite pungent.
Alex Gibbs: Oh yeah.
Gary Kubiak: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Alex Gibbs: Yep.
Gary Kubiak: Al, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Alex Gibbs: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
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Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Alex Gibbs.
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