Does Alex Gibbs actually exist ?

[SouthSideTexan]

I heard that Alex Gibbs counted to infinity 3 times in one day. I also heard that Alex Gibbs can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

[phil2366]

Even Chuck Norris can't touch Alex Gibbs, and Joe Gibbs is rumored to be in such fear and ahh he will not even ask if they are related! Some in the Great state of Alabama believe alex might, just might have you, be on level with God and Bear Bryant. I know this bear would have loved to have this guy!

[JWarren14]

http://www.houstontexans.com/gallery...ection_id=449# he is in this group of pictures from the Texans website.

[phil2366]

Originally Posted by SouthSideTexan

I heard that Alex Gibbs counted to infinity 3 times in one day. I also heard that Alex Gibbs can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

Funny, I love it!

[Ole Miss Texan]

Jesus may walk on water, but Alex Gibbs can swim through land.

[CloakNNNdagger]

This article about Gibbs coming back to the NFL (Atlanta) gives you an idea how invisible this man can be while doing his job, even while remaining far away from the playing field..........and still be the best that ever was.
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[nunusguy]

Good stuff Cloak. Sounds like this Gibbs really is a wild & crazy guy.

[Nawzer]

I honestly don't even know what he looks like.

[CloakNNNdagger]

Originally Posted by Nawzer

I honestly don't even know what he looks like.

Something, I don't believe many people know (a picture of Gibbs is in this link):

Alex Gibbs, a running back and defensive back for the Wildcats in the early 1960s, twice led Davidson in rushing, with 278 yards as a sophomore and 259 yards as a junior. He was also the top kickoff return man for those two seasons with ten returns for 229 yards and eight returns for 174 yards respectively. As a senior, he was used more as a receiver, finishing second on the squad with fourteen catches for 105 yards, plus 110 yards on the ground and 188 return yards on kickoffs.

[Malloy]

Originally Posted by Ole Miss Texan

Jesus may walk on water, but Alex Gibbs can swim through land.

The gf just asked me why I'm squirting coffee all over, you're to blame

[Battle Red Flash]

Hopefully Gibbs was off somewhere with little Shanahan telling him how other offensive coordinators dress when they're going to be on TV.
Not in jeans, and untucked shirt. Posing with Brown dressed like that did not make Kyle look good.

[TexansFanatic]

Alex Gibbs actually died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't find the courage to tell him.

Alex Gibbs is very much real.

The question is...Do WE exist ?

[TEXANRED]

Originally Posted by drewmar74

Have you ever seen Alex Gibbs and Vince Young in the same place at the same time?

I have never seen myself and Alex Gibbs in the same place at the same time either. Hey Maybe I am Alex Gibbs!

[Carr Bombed]

Alex Gibbs' wingman-------> He's only "the most interesting man in the world", because he's Alex Gibbs' drinking buddy.

[STEEL BLUE TEXANS]

Originally Posted by TheRealJoker

Gibbs doesn't speak to the media, he's too busy curing cancer with his tears.

Unfortunately, Alex Gibbs never cries.

[Ole Miss Texan]

Originally Posted by STEEL BLUE TEXANS

Unfortunately, Alex Gibbs never cries.

No, Alex Gibbs makes grown men cry.

[nunusguy]

Originally Posted by Carr Bombed

Alex Gibbs' wingman-------> He's only "the most interesting man in the world", because he's Alex Gibbs' drinking buddy.

Now that's my idea of a scene I'd expect to see with Gibbs. Matter of fact,
check out those photos Cloak was thoughtful enough to provide us. Its pic 22 IIRC that's captured the "image" of Gibbs. Put a beard on him and there's definitely a strong similarity.

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Polo

Alex Gibbs is very much real.

The question is...Do WE exist ?

Come to think of it, I've never actually seen you in the same room with yourself. there is no spoon

[badboy]

Originally Posted by Hervoyel

Actually Gibbs is too busy preparing to completely remold our running game to cure cancer with his tears. I'm not saying he couldn't cure cancer with his tears. Only that he's got more important things to do.

Other lesser coaches waste valuable time talking to the media. That's why they don't coach offensive lines that lead the league in rushing every single year they exist. Alex Gibbs doesn't do interviews. In fact he never leaves Reliant Park. He works 22 hours a day and spends the other two in a regenerative chamber filled with a vitamin based "nutrient soup" that takes the place of eating and sleep at the same time. While he does this he meditates on different approaches to running the football and reviews player profiles of children currently in Pee Wee football who will one day project to block in the zone offense at the professional level.

Alex Gibbs IS "The most interesting man in the world".

Thought you were talking about Michael Jackson for a minute.