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Old 03-25-2008   #1
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I know somebody has used one of these at Reliant, pretty sweet...

http://www.coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.php
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I could never tell on Bullpen Andy.
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Old 03-25-2008   #3
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Look at those handsome fellows using a Beer Belly. I just have to think that ainít no skinny dudes gonna be usin that thing.
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Man that would have to be cold against your belly unless you like warm beer.
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What a Great Idea!
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man why couldn't i have invented that
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I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.
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I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.
I remember that. They had one for men and women. They tried out at a Lakers game but they said it felt very strange sitting there and urinating in front of 18,000 people.
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I remember that. They had one for men and women. They tried out at a Lakers game but they said it felt very strange sitting there and urinating in front of 18,000 people.
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Man, that is funny!
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I dunno.......I don't like the idea of drinking from a "bladder".
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Why not? It was all the rage back in 800 BC.
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somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's
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somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's
Wouldn't it be kindof weird to see someone drinking from a tube that comes out of the bra? Just a thought.

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somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's
As long as the liquid was evenly dispensed. Otherwise, you'd end up with a single D at some point in the game.
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your boobs would just keep shrinking
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If you wore one of those beer bellies you'd be shot as soon as one of those boys searching you yelled,

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Definitely motor-boating opportunities there...
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I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.

It's called the "Sneaky Leaker". It was invented by 2 guys for use at Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street (literally on Bourbon Street)...
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