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Old 12-09-2007   #1
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...has got to be the least athletic player I've ever seen. He looks like he belongs at the tailgates, not the field.
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...has got to be the least athletic player I've ever seen. He looks like he belongs at the tailgates, not the field.
Does he have a least one subpar punt each game?

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Does he have a least one subpar punt each game?

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Consistancy thy name is not Turk.
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He is punting with a hurt back right now. According to the TV.
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Was wondering about that. It's one thing if he's shanking punts right and left, but he just hasn't been getting the leg he was in preseaon.
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Would you rather have Stanley?
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Would you rather have Stanley?
I was never as down on Stanley as many were. Stanley basically had one subpar season. Kris Brown had three in a row and got a pass. Brown is now the best kicker inthe AFC (screw Bironas). Stanley would have been fine.

I like Turk too. *shrug* .... how excited can I get about a punter?
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I was never as down on Stanley as many were. Stanley basically had one subpar season. Kris Brown had three in a row and got a pass. Brown is now the best kicker inthe AFC (screw Bironas). Stanley would have been fine.

I like Turk too. *shrug* .... how excited can I get about a punter?
Sub-par for Stanley is pretty horrible, since at the his best he was no better than average. Either way, you make a point...a punter is a punter. It's actually a pretty sad position, the only guy on the team who's job it is to intentionally turn the ball over to the other team.
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The life of the punter has got to be great though. Kick a ball 40+ yards a few times a game and maybe hold a few kicks, collect a nice paycheck. Even if you really shank one, most people will forget about it by the next game. A kicker on the other hand....miss a big kick and you live in infamy. Isn't that right Scott Norwood?
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Let's just get some Australian guy to be our punter. I know there's a few in the league now but the only one I can think of is the Cowboys punter. That guy is awesome...as awesome as you can get for a punter anyway
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Let's just get some Australian guy to be our punter. I know there's a few in the league now but the only one I can think of is the Cowboys punter. That guy is awesome...as awesome as you can get for a punter anyway
We should get the Australiam punter in the THE REPLACEMENTS.........he was indeed awesome.
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The life of the punter has got to be great though. Kick a ball 40+ yards a few times a game and maybe hold a few kicks, collect a nice paycheck. Even if you really shank one, most people will forget about it by the next game. A kicker on the other hand....miss a big kick and you live in infamy. Isn't that right Scott Norwood?
How about Ian Howfield?
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Would you rather have Stanley?
Let me think about this...no!
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The life of the punter has got to be great though. Kick a ball 40+ yards a few times a game and maybe hold a few kicks, collect a nice paycheck. Even if you really shank one, most people will forget about it by the next game. A kicker on the other hand....miss a big kick and you live in infamy. Isn't that right Scott Norwood?
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We should get the Australiam punter in the THE REPLACEMENTS.........he was indeed awesome.
He was welsh and a kicker.
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Hey how about that Beckham dude for about $250 million for like say 6 years....hilarious.
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He was welsh and a kicker.
I stand corrected on the Welsh part........but there was no other "kicker" on the team, so I have to assume that he did both.
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