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Old 11-19-2007   #1
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Default Ron Dayne Joke Thread

I think we need some.

It has been reported that Ron Dayne will be going around the greater Houston area eating the cookies that children leave out for Santa Christmas Eve as part of equal rights movements. Coach Kubiak said that he would also use $100K of the salary cap to feed the black hole that is Ron Dayne's stomach.
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Old 11-20-2007   #2
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I think we need some.

It has been reported that Ron Dayne will be going around the greater Houston area eating the cookies that children leave out for Santa Christmas Eve as part of equal rights movements. Coach Kubiak said that he would also use $100K of the salary cap to feed the black hole that is Ron Dayne's stomach.
I understand that Ron Dayne is Fluffy but I think your joke needs a little work.
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Lendale white got a little hungry after tonight's game.
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from my twas the night before christmas remake about our win over indy

But at 245, Dayne has a belly,


It shakes when he runs, like a bowlful of jelly.


He's chubby and plump, and been on the shelf,


I laughed when we signed him, in spite of myself;
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Lendale white got a little hungry after tonight's game.

That is too funny, I was rolling on the floor.
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Lendale white got a little hungry after tonight's game.
White must be watching his weight because I see he passed on the fries.
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White must be watching his weight because I see he passed on the fries.
He ate the fries first....
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Lendale white got a little hungry after tonight's game.
LOL...REP.
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Ron Dayne is so fat , he tried to roll out of bed and rocked himself back to sleep

Hes so fat , he sat on a rainbow and made Skittles .

Hes so fat , when he hauls ass , he has to make two trips .

Hes so fat , that when he steps on the scales it says "to be continued"

Hes so fat , his nickname is daaaaaaaaayum !

hes so fat , he wore his Malcom X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on his back

Hes so fat , he had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Hes so fat , he's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


Thats all I could remember .
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Ron Dayne is so fat , he tried to roll out of bed and rocked himself back to sleep

Hes so fat , he sat on a rainbow and made Skittles .

Hes so fat , when he hauls ass , he has to make two trips .

Hes so fat , that when he steps on the scales it says "to be continued"

Hes so fat , his nickname is daaaaaaaaayum !

hes so fat , he wore his Malcom X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on his back

Hes so fat , he had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Hes so fat , he's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


Thats all I could remember .

He's so fat, when he sits around the house he really sits AROUND the house.

He's so fat, his belt size is equator.

He's so fat, if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

He's so fat, he rolled over on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

When he wears battle red all of the kids come running, yelling "Hey, Koolaid".

note: I don't think Dayne is that fat, he's a big boy, but hey he is helping us win.
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Ron Dayne is so fat, he asked Ted Washington for diet advice.
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Here's a little jingle from the old days.

"Fatty....fatty...2 X 4....can't even fit through the kitchen door"
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Lendale white got a little hungry after tonight's game.
The bad part is the Miller pitcher full of water!
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I got one.......................................




Ron Dayne was once the heisman trophy winner.................
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Ron Dayne was once the heisman trophy winner.................
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Ron Dayne was once the heisman trophy winner.................

hey don't knock it, he is number 7 on the list just below mike rozier
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the real Ron Dayne joke is the one on Oakland New Orleans and Indy last year, clearly the guy isn't a top back but jesus he spanked their asses red like a whore
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Can't believe Ron Dayne is actually doing something for you guys. He was horrible up here. Are you guys happy with him or think he is a bust?
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I haven't giggled like this in awhile. Good one liners!

I am not a Dayne lover, but he has been putting it in 4WDL and trucking up the yardage. Can't argue that.
The Dayne Trayne will be rolling into Brownieland...toot toot....
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Can't believe Ron Dayne is actually doing something for you guys. He was horrible up here. Are you guys happy with him or think he is a bust?
I don't think I'd refer to his performance as bust worthy, but I'm one that hopes he's only a temporary patch for us until the staff pulls their head out and picks up a younger RB.

He's average, but still not the answer.
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