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Old 10-26-2007   #101
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Old 10-26-2007   #102
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Dude, I think I speak for MANY here when I say that I personally won't lose any respect for you if you decide to back out of this thing. You couldn't have forseen Johnson's prolonged injury OR Schaub's inablity to throw the ball to anyone else effectively in his absence. Wrap yourself around a tall curvy German girl and take this up next season.
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Old 10-26-2007   #103
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

Don't take this the wrong way... but if you are willing to make that vow, it might be better that you remove yourself from the gene pool for a year or two anyway... you may need a little more time to "develop"

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I bet Joker went and bought himself a fleshlight as soon as we lost last weeks game
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Old 10-26-2007   #105
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Dude, I think I speak for MANY here when I say that I personally won't lose any respect for you if you decide to back out of this thing. You couldn't have forseen Johnson's prolonged injury OR Schaub's inablity to throw the ball to anyone else effectively in his absence. Wrap yourself around a tall curvy German girl and take this up next season.
Bull. He needs to own up to his vow. He went on the freaking radio making this vow. Open your mouth then need to be ready to pay the price that you quoted. Man up and stick it out! At least just for this season. If the Texans suck next year, then I can let him off the hook. Sorta. Well... Not really. Dude, you're not going to be successful, not if you can't at least spank the monkey. The deal stated out was all or nothing. I think Joker is a lunatic for making this vow but I'd really love to see the outcome. I hope Joker makes it and I hope the Texans make the playoffs just for the sake of his prostates' health. I just can't wait until the day that we all are going to be sitting here celebrating and discussing our playoff berth, at the same time in our thoughts, Joker's going to be pulling a classic 'the 40 year old virgin' ending.

Now I'm thinking about that mayo thread that's going on here. Ew. I hate this board sometimes. You guys are... lol.



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Back out now, for the health of your prostrate, back out now... Watching the Texans lose these last 2 weeks has been enough punishment for you, for the love of all things manly back out now!
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Fighting temptation...seeing nice curves everywhere I go...even on slender trees!!!
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Hang in there, and keep fighting the good fight!!
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Old 10-30-2007   #109
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Move to New Mexico, that will help you stay celibate!
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Old 11-05-2007   #110
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NOT DUNTA!!!

*locks up blueballs and throws away the key*
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Old 11-05-2007   #111
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Move to New Mexico, that will help you stay celibate!
i dunno... i met one of the hottest females i've ever seen out at white sands.
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NOT DUNTA!!!

*locks up blueballs and throws away the key*
Dude, please.... give this one up.

I'm not one to say that a fight is lost early on, but we're in the AFC. We're 4-5. We've got a tough 7 games to go. We're not going to the playoffs this year.

Now, the pictures submitted in this thread have been nice, but still, just end it.
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Maybe you could edit it and change it to when the Rockets make the playoffs. Surely that would count.
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Old 11-13-2007   #114
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Release the beast and say you meant the Dynamo.
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Old 11-13-2007   #115
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I'm not letting you get away with this like the other guys are trying to encourage you to do so. You went on the radio. I will heckle and jeckle you if you back away from this. Be a man and own it.

Be a big shot and run your mouth? You have to pay the price for doing that.

I'm rooting for you, joker.
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I bet there's some pee-wee team called the Texans that made the playoffs!
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Old 11-18-2007   #117
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Default Re: I've taken a vow until the Texans make the playoffs...

Well guys, my balls have an outside shot at making it. If we win 5 of 6 then we've gotta be in the playoffs right?!?!?!
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I bet Joker went and bought himself a fleshlight as soon as we lost last weeks game
i tried to negative rep you just for knowing what a fleshlight is... but i had to spread it around...
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Well guys, my balls have an outside shot at making it. If we win 5 of 6 then we've gotta be in the playoffs right?!?!?!
Dude...change the color in that avitar pic from green to blue. That way it'll match your...MOOD knowing that there's a good chance knowing you might be celebate until next year.

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