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Old 09-19-2007   #41
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Old 09-19-2007   #42
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I get it!!!! Your married with Kids...
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Old 09-19-2007   #43
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

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Old 09-19-2007   #44
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That is swell and all but you do know the season has another four months don't you?
If the team gets on a losing streak, I bet "swell" will indeed be one way to describe the situation.

Hey, I'm a fan and all, but....
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Alright Texans, im up and ready for day # 2!!!
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Alright Texans, im up and ready for day # 2!!!
If you are planning on keeping your vow, you shouldn't be
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If you are planning on keeping your vow, you shouldn't be
You dont come off as a "glass half full" type of person
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You dont come off as a "glass half full" type of person
I'm very optimistic about the Texans. I was referring to the fact that if you plan on keeping your vow, being "up and ready" may not be your best option. LOL
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I'm very optimistic about the Texans. I was referring to the fact that if you plan on keeping your vow, being "up and ready" may not be your best option. LOL
Down and to the left would have been a more appropriate line.
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*thinks of Winston and Mckinney doing jumping jacks*

Alright, im down again!!!
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Old 09-19-2007   #51
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Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.
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Actually, amazing for when that was perfromed.
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Old 09-19-2007   #52
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In order to keep the vibes around this team good, I will also take a vow. As a 27 year old man, I will make it my goal to fornicate/procriate with all good looking women that will allow me to.

Yeah...I'm doing to opposite of TRJ's pledge. Send'em up my way.
I were thinking about that angle too, and I'll only stop fornicating once the Texans are in the playoffs... I should have made that vow 5 years ago...
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So you never answered the questions about SELF Love?? Are you not doing that as well, if so YOUR INSANE!!
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So you never answered the questions about SELF Love?? Are you not doing that as well, if so YOUR INSANE!!
Yes, Inquiring minds want to know...Are you master of your domain?
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that was a foolish vow.
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Is there any way to rep this entire thread? I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
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You could bring out the french news reporter.


I am a slut puppy there is no way I could make that vow by choice.
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dude i used to live in the conroe area.most of the women there could eat corn through a picket fence. you are better off with celibacy
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

I am not sure how to react to this.... I figure since you ain't gunna get some for a long time, the least I can do is send some rep your way, as that is the only thing that's going to go up for some time !!
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