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Old 09-18-2007   #1
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Default I've taken a vow until the Texans make the playoffs...

If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

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Old 09-18-2007   #2
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A little drastic don't ya think?
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So...

You're saying that you didn't have any real prospects of having sex in the next couple of months so you might as well make it look like a conscious choice?

Good move.
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Default Re: I've taken a vow until the Texans make the playoffs...

I'll explain tomorrow but I will say that I am universally recognized by females everywhere as moderately good looking
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Don't do it man. Although... this is one vow that nobody will blame you if you break it.
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The pickins' are pretty slim in Conroe anyway, LOL.
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I'll explain tomorrow but I will say that I am universally recognized by females everywhere as moderately good looking
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do, it is usually something unusual.
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do, it is usually something unusual.

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you cant get a date with that green A$$ skin of yours anyway!!!!!
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

Don't take this the wrong way man but...are you a moron? Why wouldn't you want a piece if the opportunity presents itself?
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.


Wellll CHAD!! At 20 y/o you should be celebate anyway!! Stay as devoted to a female as you are to the Texans, and you should have a very promising, lifetime relationship with someone who shares your passion!!
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Why not shave your back or give up Snickers instead?
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs.
Is this limited to celibacy(other) or does it include celibacy(self)?
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

That is swell and all but you do know the season has another four months don't you?
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If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

Will it make a difference if they don't make the playoffs for another decade?
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So...

You're saying that you didn't have any real prospects of having sex in the next couple of months so you might as well make it look like a conscious choice?

Good move.
My thoughts exactly!
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TRJ this is madness!

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I'll explain tomorrow but I will say that I am universally recognized by females everywhere as moderately good looking
Females........in your household? Immediate family doesn't count and your cousins only count in Kentucky & Tennessee. I think it's a crazy move, the Texans are an extreme long shot to make the play offs. I don't know you though, it could be an extreme long shot to get you laid. You should have gone the David Carr's dad way and grew a tight mullet. That will help ease your tention and increase your chances with the chicks. I mean jeez, look at this dude:

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20 years strong, who needs a vow?
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