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Old 09-10-2007   #101
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Our state doesn't fly the confederate flag. I'd hate to see why you think the Civil War began...

If you can't come to the fight better prepared than that, just don't bother.

I didn't know Houston was the energy capital, pretty interesting.

Size of the region means nothing to me, I think not having the problems of major cities. Charlotte's relative small size is part of it's allure.
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Old 09-10-2007   #102
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Old 09-10-2007   #103
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Well, technically, it was South Carolina that started the war...a war which Texas participated in, BTW.
hence the CAROLINA panthers...not the North Carolina panthers...

you know there is thing called a compass and it has North and South and East...oh wait, your probably not at the 'compass' level of technology. I imagine your scientists are still hard at work on the ultimate achievement for Carolina, The Wheelbarrow.

What's next? Fire? Horse drawn carriage?

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Carolina Panther pep rally . That's Panther fan on the banji .

http://youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE


What about the Panther cheerleaders performing in the restroom stall ?
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Our state doesn't fly the confederate flag. I'd hate to see why you think the Civil War began...

If you can't come to the fight better prepared than that, just don't bother.

I didn't know Houston was the energy capital, pretty interesting.

Size of the region means nothing to me, I think not having the problems of major cities. Charlotte's relative small size is part of it's allure.
with the Carolina educational system, I am surprised you can form a complete sentence, much less know about commerce and trade markets. I am sure you are still using that staple of Carolina currency, Chicken and Pies.

Cletus: How much for that 12 pack of Busch Light tall boys and a carton of Doral?
Jethro the Storekeep: Well that there will be 2 chickens and 3 pies.
Cletus: Well I'll be. I better switch to Schaefer. Here you go.
Jethro the Storekeep: Tell your wife and sister I said hello.
Cletus: I will be sure to tell her that, Jethro. She's a great woman with a strong back. A real worker she is. She is everything to me....literally.
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There's one thing I like about Carrolina .
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Carolina Panther pep rally . That's Panther fan on the banji .

http://youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE


What about the Panther cheerleaders performing in the restroom stall ?
a stadium restroom stall is practically a vacation resort for people from Carolina.
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a stadium restroom stall is practically a vacation resort for people from Carolina.
That restroom stall was the VIP room for a strip joint .

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124
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Old 09-11-2007   #109
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You kittens are too funny....alright meow.
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Old 09-11-2007   #110
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1) ]Again, there is a NASCAR track in Texas, hypocricy is awesome.

2) Charlotte's the 2nd largest banking center in the US.

3) North Carolina also houses quite a few military installations as well, such as Pope Air Force Base, Fort Bragg and THE Camp Lejeune.

4) As one of the original colonies, we don't expect any of you hay chewing, pig cattle screwing bozo's to have any sense of history.

5. And if being called the Carolina Panthers is bad, what does that say about the Patriots, they're named after neither a city nor a state.
1) You people are ignorant. DFW is NOT Texas. It's southern Oklahoma.

2) Wow!! Impressive!!

3) I will see you your Fort Bragg and Pope AFB and raise you Fort Hood, Fort Bliss, Fort Sam Houston, Lackland AFB, Randall AFB, Dyeuss AFB..... So question is, what was your point??

4) You got us there

5) I have no problem with the Panthers being called the "Carolina Panthers". I get that, its a regional thing. Afterall your first season was played in South Carolina at Clemson. It's really no different (as you said) New England -or- heck Tampa Bay. There is no city called Tampa Bay, its Tampa and St. Petes.
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My brother lives in NC, I guess it is time to give him a call.
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Size of the region means nothing to me... relative small size is part of it's allure.
That's what Jack tells all the ladies.

Part II of the "It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean" defense.
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Old 09-11-2007   #113
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That's what Jack tells all the ladies.

Part II of the "It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean" defense.
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Why is it that I always get a song stuck in my head and then change the lyrics to fit the Texans? First it's "Finally Friday" (now "Battle Red Friday"), AJ (the country singer)'s "Where were you when the world stopped turning?", and now this (can't find the original anywhere )

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A two-steppin' horse and train!
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wow, this is weak smack...really thought you guys would be better than this...
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That restroom stall was the VIP room for a strip joint .

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124
That's a low blow. I happen to be related to Angela. Yeah, she's got some Texas roots there.
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wow, this is weak smack...really thought you guys would be better than this...
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