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Old 09-09-2007   #81
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Panthers going down, who will start for them Carr?
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I would think anyplace that claims to produce the Duff sisters may lose all rights to talk smack but then I realized smack is really the only thing approaching an outreach program in Houston.

Houston isn't famous for anything except tree roaches, crime, urban sprawl and people just waiting to move to a real city. And it's ironic you pick mullets as a focus point for Carolina when some of the most spectacular mullets ever seen come from Houston and nearby environs.

It's either too hot or too wet or too smelly in Houston. Which is convenient as it moves discussion away from the storied history of the Houston Texans.
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I would think anyplace that claims to produce the Duff sisters may lose all rights to talk smack but then I realized smack is really the only thing approaching an outreach program in Houston.

Houston isn't famous for anything except tree roaches, crime, urban sprawl and people just waiting to move to a real city. And it's ironic you pick mullets as a focus point for Carolina when some of the most spectacular mullets ever seen come from Houston and nearby environs.

It's either too hot or too wet or too smelly in Houston. Which is convenient as it moves discussion away from the storied history of the Houston Texans.
dude, get a life.
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I would think anyplace that claims to produce the Duff sisters may lose all rights to talk smack but then I realized smack is really the only thing approaching an outreach program in Houston.

Houston isn't famous for anything except tree roaches, crime, urban sprawl and people just waiting to move to a real city. And it's ironic you pick mullets as a focus point for Carolina when some of the most spectacular mullets ever seen come from Houston and nearby environs.

It's either too hot or too wet or too smelly in Houston. Which is convenient as it moves discussion away from the storied history of the Houston Texans.
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Yes, there are some decent mullets down here, but c'mon...Carolina just provides too much material...between nascar, moonshiners, banjos, trailer parks, and fat skanks...you guys have much to be proud of.



Wasn't "Deliverance" set in North Carolina?


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I would think anyplace that claims to produce the Duff sisters may lose all rights to talk smack but then I realized smack is really the only thing approaching an outreach program in Houston.

Houston isn't famous for anything except tree roaches, crime, urban sprawl and people just waiting to move to a real city. And it's ironic you pick mullets as a focus point for Carolina when some of the most spectacular mullets ever seen come from Houston and nearby environs.

It's either too hot or too wet or too smelly in Houston. Which is convenient as it moves discussion away from the storied history of the Houston Texans.
Oh and I'm sure Charlotte is such a great place. You know it's a bad place when they use the name of the state instead of the name of the city. Kind of like the Tennessee Titans.

That's what happens when you're a small market town who nobodys ever heard of.
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welcome PntherPryd...with that said STFU and go pray to your gods you call NASCAR drivers and dont even come in here trying to dog our city. yes charlotte...so much history there huh? everytime i hear the word "charlotte" all i think of is a story of a spider and a filthy little pig. how's that for a storied city? know your role and go drool over your little kitties you call a team. WAR the TEXANS beating the kitty litter out off the panthers ***es...and im OUT!!

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WTF????

Glad you broke away from your shine running, nascar, bangin' your cousin, or whatever it is you like to do in Carolina.

We rolled the Cheifs and might just sneak up on your pussycats.

Meow and get lost!

Moonshine is good stuff and my cousin is kinda cute................
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Moonshine is good stuff and my cousin is kinda cute................
I guess....if youre into fatties with beer breath.
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I guess....if youre into fatties with beer breath.
Yeah, but after a few moonshine pulls, she looks like this:

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Moonshine goggles must be great!
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I would think anyplace that claims to produce the Duff sisters may lose all rights to talk smack but then I realized smack is really the only thing approaching an outreach program in Houston.

Houston isn't famous for anything except tree roaches, crime, urban sprawl and people just waiting to move to a real city. And it's ironic you pick mullets as a focus point for Carolina when some of the most spectacular mullets ever seen come from Houston and nearby environs.

It's either too hot or too wet or too smelly in Houston. Which is convenient as it moves discussion away from the storied history of the Houston Texans.
Haha...please..and Carolina is important to the U.S.? If Houston blew up today, the whole United States would be in trouble. If Charlotte did....who cares?
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Carolina plays in the most pathetic division in the NFL yet they still choke annually....overrated
Carolina is pathetic and their fan base is populated by fans with a 3rd grade reading level
Jake is pathetic
Fox is pathetic
You drafted a convicted murderer in the 1st Round...congrats...you must be proud Carolina...murders an expectant mother...nice touch Carruth
Your fan base is pathetic and your stadium sucks
NASCAR is for stupid rednecks and losers
Your state started the Civil War and flys a confederate flag....very progressive there, Carolina.
You can't even get a football team without needing two states to pitch in...the only people you can make fun of are Jacksonville
Carr is on your roster....you fail in life, Carolina
Taking your sister to prom is the norm in Carolina as is impregnating her at the after-party

oh and this cheerleader everyone thinks is so freakin hot isn't even that hot. Our ugliest cheerleader makes your best looking cheerleader look like she has Down's syndrome and an acne problem.

You will get rolled this Sunday and hopefully we turn Jake into a walking pinata so that we can get Carr on the field and end his pathetic career once and for all. Carolina, you just suck. DIAF.

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Haha...please..and Carolina is important to the U.S.?
Well..... Carolina is important to the country.......................... Cigarettes, and 'NECKCAR.
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Again, there is a NASCAR track in Texas, hypocricy is awesome.

Charlotte's the 2nd largest banking center in the US.

North Carolina also houses quite a few military installations as well, such as Pope Air Force Base, Fort Bragg and THE Camp Lejeune.

As one of the original colonies, we don't expect any of you hay chewing, pig cattle screwing bozo's to have any sense of history.

And if being called the Carolina Panthers is bad, what does that say about the Patriots, they're named after neither a city nor a state.
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One of the original colonies...what next, Continental congress smack?

Weak...incredibly weak.

Just so you know, Texas is the only state which actually fought for its independence. It existed for 9 years (1836-1845) as a sovereign nation (hence its designation as "The Lone Star State"). Ever heard of the Alamo, Goliad, or San Jacinto?

BTW: nice state flag too...too bad it's a $hitty copy of the TX flag.

Wow...2nd largest banking center...I'm impressed! I guess they finally convinced you 'necks to stop burying your wooden nickels in mason jars!

edit: since when is Carolina a state?
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Again, there is a NASCAR track in Texas, hypocricy is awesome.

Charlotte's the 2nd largest banking center in the US.

North Carolina also houses quite a few military installations as well, such as Pope Air Force Base, Fort Bragg and THE Camp Lejeune.

As one of the original colonies, we don't expect any of you hay chewing, pig cattle screwing bozo's to have any sense of history.

And if being called the Carolina Panthers is bad, what does that say about the Patriots, they're named after neither a city nor a state.
And Houston is the energy capital of the world. We have the largest medical complex in the world, too. Our region is larger than the three main North Carolina metro areas.

And Texas no sense of history? Please. Texas fought for its independence, and was its own country for nine years. You obviously don't know ****.
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Your state started the Civil War and flys a confederate flag....very progressive there, Carolina.
Well, technically, it was South Carolina that started the war...a war which Texas participated in, BTW.
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^^Barely.
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Tailgating....Carolina style

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I guess Carolina fan forgets that Houston also houses mission control of NASA. That's a lot more progressive than a bunch of cars making left turns.

Houston on its own>North and South Carolina.

To compare the state of Texas to both the Carolinas is unfair and stupid. Texas is by far the most important state in the US and has the most interesting history than any other state in the US by far.

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