What every TEXANS FAN is feeling right now

[Andrew6]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...t/5108224.html


After reading this I've come to one assumption. The Houston Chronicle has been spying on me lol. This is a great read people check it out.

[SheTexan]

Johnnie's been reading our MB!!

[MightyTExan]

I did not need to read that. I had a handle on my football withdrawl so far and that opened the flood gates. Now I won't be able to sleep until Sunday night........

[Grams]

WOW, he actually hit the nail on the head.

He must be reading these boards.

[GlassHalfFull]

Originally Posted by SheTexan

Johnnie's been reading our MB!!

We should try to figure out which user he is, maybe MexicanTexan -he's just masquerading as a HS student.

Who do you think he is? The more ridiculas the better.

[Joe Texan]

He is Hersey Bar and megan is Chiefs Chick J/k HA HA

[GlassHalfFull]

Originally Posted by KJ3

hmmmmm....

hmmmmm....

trying to point the finger at some else there john?

it's you!!!

I confess, He (I mean me) had a sex change operation since I ... Oh wait, I don't think you can have children after a sex change... so maybe it is ?????

[alphajoker]

Yep, he pretty much nailed it right on the head.

[TEXANS84]

McClain reads our message board from time to time.

A couple years back a thread was started about "Who is the Texans biggest rival" and he brought it up on the radio (mentioned texanstalk) and talked about it.

I personally didn't hear it, but I believe aj and a couple other people did.

[Texans_Chick]

And then there is the feeling that every fan of the NFL is feeling:

"The Debriefing: Hello, NFL ... Goodbye, Anything Else That Seemed Important"

Go read the whole thing. MJD is really funny and thoughtful and he writes every M-F morning at 9 and it is usually worth a read.

The NFL is our national pastime. It is our church. It is cocaine, and we are Darryl Strawberry.

[powerfuldragon]

i am john mcclain.

[swtbound07]

Originally Posted by CabbageFerguson

i am john mcclain.

then im taking back your ticket....

[powerfuldragon]

just kidding, i only have one chin.

[GlassHalfFull]

Originally Posted by CabbageFerguson

i am john mcclain.

I knew it!!!! I was going to say you instead of MT, but I just thought it was TOO obvious.

[Shaft75]

Originally Posted by CabbageFerguson

i am john mcclain.

"Put down the gun, and give me my detonators."

[powerfuldragon]

Originally Posted by Shaft75

"Put down the gun, and give me my detonators."

That was pretty tricky with that accent. You oughta be on ****ing TV with that accent. But what do you want with the detonators, Hans? I already used all the explosives. Or did I?

[Hardcore Texan]

Originally Posted by Shaft75

"Put down the gun, and give me my detonators."

Yippi Ki Yay, mother*&^%$#

[Shaft75]

Originally Posted by CabbageFerguson

That was pretty tricky with that accent. You oughta be on ****ing TV with that accent. But what do you want with the detonators, Hans? I already used all the explosives. Or did I?

"Wait, wait... Are you the New York cop John McClane or the sports writer for the Houston Chronicle John McClain? I think I may be talking to the wrong guy... I mean, if you are the writer then you shouldn't have the detonators, but I guess you aren't the writer because you look more like Bruce Willis than Jabba the Hut... I hope I have the right guy here."