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Furry Tractors
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He's almost as fertile as I. |
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Jeebus... you would think with his kind of money he could afford a pack of Trojans. I guess this means he has "protection problems," to borrow a Peyton Manning phrase...
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I'm pretty sure the the real Father of Anna Nicole's daughter is really Tom Brady.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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So can we plan on seeing Tom Brady on the Maury Povich show in the near future? TOM BRADY..YOU ARE/ARE NOT THE FATHER.
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condoms? these are his skirts, not some random floozy, they need to get on the pill. i'm sure he's pounding it nightly, that's just a task to keep that many condoms on hand. i guess he can go bulk from sam's club.
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If he went to USC, maybe. But since he went to Michigan; guess bareback is the way, lol.
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Tried and true, I'm rep'in Texan (Steel) Blue.
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Tom Brady is....
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Trip to the New Meadowlands in 2014? I'm down. You'll get an ELITE QB when you apologize to Warren Moon, Houston
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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the reincarnation of Shawn Kemp......
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He could choose worse people to impregnate...
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My wife is always referring to sports as "male soap opera". Stories like this in the football forum just confirms what she is saying.
I hate to say it, but if I was a three time Super Bowl Champion with good looks and gazillions of dollars, I'd be a man-ho. I mean, c'mon, hot women throwing themselves at you? Be honest, who wouldn't?!
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Welcome to da Playas Club....
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Furry Tractors
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![]() He kinda followed the instructions...it is over his head... |
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Let's calculate the child support.... 20% of his monthly net per kid, plus insurance for 18 years...
And what does he make a year? $15 million or so? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for Bridget and Gisele Bridget -------------> Gisele---------------> If he is too stupid to use birth control at least he has good taste in women... |
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I think it's because of his quick release.
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Seems like Brady forgot that he doesn't play in the NBA.
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Here's a story........ of a man named brady.......
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Even at that, I already feel badly for the kid(s)--growing up the child of celebrity parents is never easy.
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