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Old 01-01-2007   #1
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Default Okay, this is it. Ready?

Is everybody ready? Here we go, come on lets all say it together now.
David Carr sucks. Vince Young is the all time greatest God of a quarterback. Right guys? He's a hall of famer he's the greatest ever. He's better than Palmer, Manning, Brady, Brees, McNabb, Bulger and Rivers. Hell, he's better than Joe Montana, Steve Young, Dan Marino, John Elway, Johnny U, Jim Kelly, Warren Moon ever were. I could go on for ever. Vince Young is the best. Right? The Texans suck, Vince Young the best. Mario Williams sucks. Vince Young's the best ever. Andre Johnson sucks. Vince Young the best. The whole town of Houston sucks and Vince Young is the greatest thing to come along since Jesus Christ himself, well actually he is Jesus Christ, isn't he. He's the greatest. He can turn water into wine. Water? Hell, Young I mean Jesus can walk on water. Of coarse he can run through any defense he's freakin' Jesus. Okay so everybody say it together, lets start rooting for the Titans, I mean we all know thats our real team anyway. Those Tennessee mountain hicks stole our team, they stole our hero, Jesus. Right?

God the world is crashing down around me, why oh God why have you forsaken this holy town of Houston and passed us up with your son Vince Young, I mean Jesus? Why? Why would you do this to us, why God, why? I can't stand it anymore I'm not going to root for the Texans any more, I moving to Nashville. My lord plays there.

If you haven't already figured it out yet, you Carr haters, Mario complainers and Young worshipers are a complete joke. Your lame, you guys might as well invest in the super glue market because you'll need it for all the VY nut hanging your doing. Oh, yeah I think you guys have some smelly brown crap on your face, oh never mind you idiots have your faces lodged in Young's a$s. I don't care what you crybaby losers want, if you knew what was best you'd be getting paid by a NFL franchise. Well, where you at? Show me the money? You high paid super scout NFL genius's. Where you at? Let the big boys handle the business and you just shut up and watch, losers. Stop complaining its old and annoying. Oh yeah who cares what you got to say, remember that retard with the VinceYoungorelse.com website, is that the most pathetic thing ever. Where do you get the time for that? I mean, did that guy have a blow up doll named VY or what? Oh yeah and by the way Vince Young doesn't give a damn what you guys think, whether you kiss his a$s or not. Oh and one more thing if all of you idiots died tonight guess what? The NFL season along with the Texans would still go on. Thats how much you and your opionon means to the NFL and the Texans. Have a happy new year. Dorks.

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Default Re: Okay, this is it. Ready?

You might want to lay off the Nyquil and red bull. You make a couple of valid points but it turned into a incoherent rant.
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ToO FuNNY!!!
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ummm... okay.
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Dude...did you overdose or something?
If you need help...........call 911
Your getting on your keyboard and posting anything on ANY message board in your current state is the equivalance of someone driving under the influence of drugs, alcohol or both.
Stop! Before you hurt yourself!
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