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Old 12-17-2006   #1
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Default David Carr Haiku - Part Deux
Carr sucks the big one
McNair and Carr play grabass
And laugh at us all

Bob does interview
Blames everyone but David
Players send message

Embarassing game
But par for the course round here
The homers were wrong
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god is here again
my bad on the creation
ha ha ha ha ha
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Default Re: David Carr Haiku - Part Deux
Haiku is 5-7-5 format. 5 syllables on 1st and 3rd line. 7 syllables on 2nd line. Doesnt have to rhyme or 'flow' per se.

example:

Boycott HEB
I cant afford a Beemer
Mattress Mac hates Carr
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watch the rockets play
they do not have david carr
thats why they win games
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Default Re: David Carr Haiku - Part Deux
carr is a pansy
an extremely big pansy
carr cant win worth beans

carr cannot be saved
he screwed the pooch on this one
excuses no more

ill come up with a few more later.
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Look! I'm David Carr
I can't hit the broadside of
A barn with the ball.
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turnovers are bad?
hehehe I did not know
where are my panties?
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David was Santa
Gave Eagles early Christmas
I'd prefer a Scrooge
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I have no talent
but I have my pretty hair
he he he he he!!!
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David was Santa
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I have no talent
but I have my pretty hair
he he he he he!!!

LOL i think we are aspiring poets! funny stuff! i prefer a scrooge as well! ill give yall both rep for making me laugh
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Default Re: David Carr Haiku - Part Deux
I am very pissed off
I predicted 9 wins but
Carr shot my hopes down

Cant wait for next year
gift will come a little late
but kevin kolb rules!
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I do not play hard
Might mess up my eye shadow
Sweating is yucky!
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Default Re: David Carr Haiku - Part Deux
freaking sweet. at least i cant stay mad at the texans for losing. i have something to cheer me up, like this thread!
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Haiku is for fun
David Carr is for losing
Kubes has pie on face
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freaking sweet. at least i cant stay mad at the texans for losing. i have something to cheer me up, like this thread!
if even one frown is turned upside down, this thread is a smashing success.

David creates frowns
Drugs and Booze wont kill the pain
Haiku to rescue
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