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Old 12-17-2006   #1
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Default The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

You guys have been backing this pile of garbage for 5 years now...have you finally had enough? Probably not.

Please post your lame excuses for Carr on this thread.
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They were in a cover two.
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The carr homers are wearing there paper sacks.
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The carr homers are wearing there paper sacks.
some are so out of touch with reality, they would probably put plastic sacks on their head oblivious to the danger
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kubs let him throw it deep and he lost concentration and confidnce so he blw it and layed down like a little puppy dog
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every single post in this thread has been funny in one way or another.
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Default Re: The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

He has a hard adjusting to different time zones?

I don't know if there are any legitimate excuses left for this guy.
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I don't care if they were in a Cover 15. Carr sucks and is an absolute embarrassment to this franchise.
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I don't care if they were in a Cover 15. Carr sucks and is an absolute embarrassment to this franchise.
I agree...
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Default Re: The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

where's that David Carr Haiku thread when you need it?
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Default Re: The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

The Tin guy from "The Wizard of OZ" has more heart than David Carr...
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The O-line made Carr throw 4 ints.
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Default Re: The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

The Texans in general and Carr specifically "left everything they had on the field" last Sunday, lost it, and couldn't find it again for this game
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Default Re: The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.....in this case that excuse wouldn't even work for David.
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Default Re: The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

Once again Carr haters can point to the offensive line having nothing to do with today.

Once again you can not point to a putrid run game.

Once again you can not point out a defense that got shreaded.

Once again you can point the revolver solely on #8.


The season is over. The race is for a draft pick now. The Texans don't go into New England after the Patriots lost last weekend and win with ANY quarterback in the league. No one wins that game. Not Vince Young. Not Peyton Manning. Not Joe Montana.

What is the point in ripping Carr when we get our *****es kicked? Just stupid.

By the way....once again numbers don't mean anything and the guy just wins.
Vince Young stellar against a real NFL football team...
*8-for-15 for 85 yards.
*Had a fumble that had eyes and was willed into one of his offensive linemen.
*Showed his courageous leadership by throwing up a punt into the arms of a Jaguar. His trademark confidence forced the defender to drop the sure pick.
*He threw a pass with 1:02 seconds left on the clock to no one and tricked the officials thinking that it was his trademark inability to hit a moving target that forced them not to throw a flag. However, Jacksonville had no timeouts at the time...some may say pretty stupid...but then again, it's not Carr.
*VY also took a 23 yard sack today. Did an excellent job of wearing out the Jaguar defense making them chase him like that.
*The ever dangerous VY and his masterful directing of the Titan offense yielded a grand total of 98 yards in an NFL football game.

Oh yeah...they won. Great QB. Great job. Please.

I'm more worried about our whole team sucking. I'm concerned that we don't have playmakers on the offensive side of the ball and that our OLine Sucks. I'm pissed that our offensive playcalling is all over the place and that the lack of creativity in our pass game is sophomoric. NONE of the above will be remedied this season. ALL of which will require free agency and the draft to fix.

But flog away at DC. He stunk today. And in your minds he was the only one who stunk. Pathetic.
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Default Re: The Official 'Homer Excuses For Carr' Thread

Can I just save them the time:

1) He is great despite the line
2) We surrond him with no one.
3) It isn't his fault that his puny hands can't hang onto the ball
4) The hair was in his eyes
5) Did you hear the interview, he is a good guy
6) The receivers are running the wronf routes
7) The Patriots sometimes wear Blue jerseys also.
8)Coach sucks
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Once again Carr haters can point to the offensive line having nothing to do with today.

Once again you can not point to a putrid run game.

Once again you can not point out a defense that got shreaded.

Once again you can point the revolver solely on #8.


The season is over. The race is for a draft pick now. The Texans don't go into New England after the Patriots lost last weekend and win with ANY quarterback in the league. No one wins that game. Not Vince Young. Not Peyton Manning. Not Joe Montana.

What is the point in ripping Carr when we get our *****es kicked? Just stupid.

By the way....once again numbers don't mean anything and the guy just wins.
Vince Young stellar against a real NFL football team...
*8-for-15 for 85 yards.
*Had a fumble that had eyes and was willed into one of his offensive linemen.
*Showed his courageous leadership by throwing up a punt into the arms of a Jaguar. His trademark confidence forced the defender to drop the sure pick.
*He threw a pass with 1:02 seconds left on the clock to no one and tricked the officials thinking that it was his trademark inability to hit a moving target that forced them not to throw a flag. However, Jacksonville had no timeouts at the time...some may say pretty stupid...but then again, it's not Carr.
*VY also took a 23 yard sack today. Did an excellent job of wearing out the Jaguar defense making them chase him like that.
*The ever dangerous VY and his masterful directing of the Titan offense yielded a grand total of 98 yards in an NFL football game.

Oh yeah...they won. Great QB. Great job. Please.

I'm more worried about our whole team sucking. I'm concerned that we don't have playmakers on the offensive side of the ball and that our OLine Sucks. I'm pissed that our offensive playcalling is all over the place and that the lack of creativity in our pass game is sophomoric. NONE of the above will be remedied this season. ALL of which will require free agency and the draft to fix.

But flog away at DC. He stunk today. And in your minds he was the only one who stunk. Pathetic.
Newsflash no one said Vince had a great game "today", but Carr is a 5 year vet, VY is a rookie...YET Carr makes more mistakes and is a worst QB....get a clue Carr fanboy.
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Once again Carr haters can point to the offensive line having nothing to do with today.

Once again you can not point to a putrid run game.

Once again you can not point out a defense that got shreaded.

Once again you can point the revolver solely on #8.


The season is over. The race is for a draft pick now. The Texans don't go into New England after the Patriots lost last weekend and win with ANY quarterback in the league. No one wins that game. Not Vince Young. Not Peyton Manning. Not Joe Montana.

What is the point in ripping Carr when we get our *****es kicked? Just stupid.

By the way....once again numbers don't mean anything and the guy just wins.
Vince Young stellar against a real NFL football team...
*8-for-15 for 85 yards.
*Had a fumble that had eyes and was willed into one of his offensive linemen.
*Showed his courageous leadership by throwing up a punt into the arms of a Jaguar. His trademark confidence forced the defender to drop the sure pick.
*He threw a pass with 1:02 seconds left on the clock to no one and tricked the officials thinking that it was his trademark inability to hit a moving target that forced them not to throw a flag. However, Jacksonville had no timeouts at the time...some may say pretty stupid...but then again, it's not Carr.
*VY also took a 23 yard sack today. Did an excellent job of wearing out the Jaguar defense making them chase him like that.
*The ever dangerous VY and his masterful directing of the Titan offense yielded a grand total of 98 yards in an NFL football game.

Oh yeah...they won. Great QB. Great job. Please.

I'm more worried about our whole team sucking. I'm concerned that we don't have playmakers on the offensive side of the ball and that our OLine Sucks. I'm pissed that our offensive playcalling is all over the place and that the lack of creativity in our pass game is sophomoric. NONE of the above will be remedied this season. ALL of which will require free agency and the draft to fix.

But flog away at DC. He stunk today. And in your minds he was the only one who stunk. Pathetic.
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Newsflash no one said Vince had a great game "today", but Carr is a 5 year vet, VY is a rookie...YET Carr makes more mistakes and is a worst QB....get a clue Carr fanboy.
Exactly and his team still won. I still don't get the inane responses of many Texan fans these days. Get it through your head..when an atitude changes on a team it permeates throughout the whole team. VY turned a bunch of losers into a bunch of believers and they are playing like it.
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Exactly and his team still won. I still don't get the inane responses of many Texan fans these days. Get it through your head..when an atitude changes on a team it permeates throughout the whole team. VY turned a bunch of losers into a bunch of believers and they are playing like it.
David Gerrard turned the titans to some winners today.

funny when Carr had a decent game (even better than the mighty VY had today).. it is still his fault ..that is what bugs me with you haters.

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