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Old 12-14-2006   #21
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Volvo.

They are nice, average, workmanlike cars that have nothing all that special about them other than that they can take a severe beating.
I can agree with that one.
Then you realize that for about the same money you could get a low-end BMW 300 series
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Carr is a DeLorean. He looks like an exotic car (franchise QB) and people think he's an exotic car but when you open the hood you find a Renault 4 cylinder engine in there that just can't put out enough power to match the looks.

Maybe he can go back in time in it and change the 2002 NFL Draft.
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LOL at this thread.
He'd be a Golf Cart.
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Of course that's what you intended; to start an inflammatory thread. What kind of car would he be? He wouldn't be a car, he's a tank. Almost indestructible. And he will be a success in the NFL after he leaves here, hopefully in a position to come back and haunt us.
hahahaha. so i guess you are a real fan cause you want Carr to come back and 'haunt' us...that is just laughable. homers are so blind in their devotion to Carr that they want Carr to come back and beat 'their team'.....i guess anyone with a 75 in their name is a mindless auttomoton (hulk75, qb75)...im sure you are like sisters or something
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Carr is a DeLorean. He looks like an exotic car (franchise QB) and people think he's an exotic car but when you open the hood you find a Renault 4 cylinder engine in there that just can't put out enough power to match the looks.

hahahahahaha
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[quote= please do not turn this into a "love/hate carr thread" because that is not what i intended.. peace out[/QUOTE]

You don't hand a fat-kid a cupcake and tell him "don't eat this"...and you don't write a thread asking "what kind of CAR is Carr" and suggest to NOT make this a love/hate thread.

I mean..how much weed does it take to come up with this thread? That's what I wanna know.

I can hear it in your trailer now............

"So.....dude.....wait. So....like, if Carr was like an actual car, you know...like........what kinda car would he be!?"

Put down the ding-dong and step away from the keyboard.
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It doesn't matter what model of car David Carr would be.

All that matters is that his picture is next to the definition of "Lemon laws".
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An Edsel...

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Carr is the Ultimate Yugo.

Let me add to this: Yugo: efficient, but no one wants to be seen near it. On top of that, it has nothing anyone is scared of (Keith Bullock quote).
And of course being the Texans fan that you are, you quote other teams smack and aplaud it... no class...
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One with a front bumper continuously falling off, sometimes being put back up with duct tape, sometimes finding a quality after market accessory to help hold it up. We'll eventually need to address this.

It has great tires that have the potential to make long drives but the brakes are real touchy that cause it to only go a few miles at a time and often gets thrown into reverse. We'll need to find a powerful big engine to push the car forward next season.

The paint job is real tarnished, those viewing the car are not in agreement if it's just needing a new wax job and some better parts put in, or if it should be parted out before selling off. I guess our new mechanic will be deciding that when we put it up on blocks over the summer. Thank the higher powers that we're not using the "C&C repair & team building" shop anymore. That place went out of business, finally, after 4 years.

.... how's that for a friggin' analogy?
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He would be an "ADOBE"
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