David Carr Haiku

[Second Honeymoon]

Thankfully the David Carr career looks to be coming to an end. Please post your obituary in whatever form on David's career as a Texan.


David Carr You Suck
You Were Never Any Good
Casserley Was Dumb

With Love and Haiku,
Doug From The Woodlands

p.s. and take your gravy training dad with you, Carr.

[TheOgre]

Carr just seems like he is destined for the Black and Silver.

[Second Honeymoon]

dupe

[Doom Capers]

I give this thread 45 minutes before it is gone.

[texflex513]

WOW this thread seems really personal to me.. What did carr and his dad lol do to you ? Are you the guy in the middle?---->

[Stampede]

Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse

[Texan Asylum]

Originally Posted by TheOgre

Carr just seems like he is destined for the Black and Silver.

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Pretty vacant head
Dave stares at the ocean
Look honey dolphins!

[Second Honeymoon]

David throws like girl
David is a total joke
You homers were wrong

Originally Posted by Stampede

Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse

hai·ku /ˈhaɪku/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-koo]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku

Originally Posted by Stampede

Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse

Sure I would. I could use the 6 figure pay day. Look, this town is too friggin nice. Dude sucks and has not put in the effort obviously to be a great one. Either that or he's just limited by his male bimbo-ness. Sorry we are tired of this junk and I'm sure the team is too!

[Stampede]

Originally Posted by xtruroyaltyx

hai·ku /ˈhaɪku/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-koo]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku

Haha, hey, what can i say, I went to clear creek high many years ago. Carr Homer?...Im just a fan of the team. Whatever works is fine with me. But attacking Carr and his family in this manner is just classless Imo. You got some real issues whatchumacallet from the woodlands.

[bad]

Once there was a team
With a bright and shiny Carr
Let's make lemonade

Numbered are his days
Thunderous is the refrain
Send him to Oakland

Consumed with hatred
Blinded, tunnelvision prose
Easy, from the couch

Haikus are simple
Their expressions limited
Let's see a sonnet.

[Porky]

David Carr's got Nice hair

Too bad we see no bombs bursting

on the field through the air

Originally Posted by Stampede

Haha, hey, what can i say, I went to clear creek high many years ago. Carr Homer?...Im just a fan of the team. Whatever works is fine with me. But attacking Carr and his family in this manner is just classless Imo. You got some real issues whatchumacallet from the woodlands.

The Texans are counting on folks like you to keep filling their coffers. Too nice and you get what you deserve. It's perfectly fine to dump on Carr. Kubiak obviously thinks so or he wouldn't have hung that -5 net yards on his butt. That wasn't an accident. That was to get golden boy's attention. You gotta do that sometimes when a guy thinks he's not the problem and has the gaudy stats to prove it. Gaudy, lol.

Originally Posted by Porky

David Carr's got Nice hair

Too bad we see no bombs bursting

on the field through the air

3 5 3 please. try again.

[texflex513]

Ohhh douglas did you start this thread for fun or frustration? i ask again are you the guy in the middle? did carr and his father do this to you?--->

[Texan Asylum]

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[bad]

Originally Posted by Texanfan4ever

Doug, why such anger toward David and his family? And why do you care if David pays for his Dad and whomever else he chooses to pay for. Don't you think his Dad paid for him to get where he is?
Very immature and childish.

I ask again, what has created the enormous "hate" you feel for him? Geessh! Like the other guy says, very classless.

I mean you might not like how he plays. but to be so angry at him and derogative to his family is unbelievable.

You should put that much anger and emotion towards something productive. you never know what you might be able to do. Just a thought.

Great post.

Hatred in general stinks.

[texflex513]

Originally Posted by Texanfan4ever

Doug, why such anger toward David and his family? And why do you care if David pays for his Dad and whomever else he chooses to pay for. Don't you think his Dad paid for him to get where he is?
Very immature and childish.

I ask again, what has created the enormous "hate" you feel for him? Geessh! Like the other guy says, very classless.

I mean you might not like how he plays. but to be so angry at him and derogative to his family is unbelievable.

You should put that much anger and emotion towards something productive. you never know what you might be able to do. Just a thought.

I agree... i think douglas is highly upset right now. He needs a heavy bag, boxing gloves and a david carr poster to tape to the bag lol.