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Old 11-22-2006   #1
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Talking The "Totally Bogus, I Wish We Could..." Thread [:-o>

[This is a totally bogus thread that is NOT intended to be based in reality.]
{For HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY!}

It would go something like this...

As Texans fans, I wish we could (or would've)..._________?_________.

For instance...

I wish Carson Palmer would've been in the 2002 Draft class so we could've drafted him.

I wish we'd have never hired Dom Capers!

I wish our team colors were John Deere Green and Yellow.

I think that we should be allowed to play with 13 players on defense at all times.

It can be something that's just totally silly and irrelevant to anything, or serious and based in some form of altered reality!

[If ANYONE finds themselves getting their drawers into a bunch over this thread...please step away from the monitor, go to the NSZ and get into a fight over "religion" or just have a Coke & a smile.]
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Old 11-22-2006   #2
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I wish we could start over with our new front office in 2002 but I would settle for beating the Cowboys again .
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If we never had taken Casserly, and ultimately Capers, we never would have taken the Jaguar recycle project with an injured Boselli which was meant to protect Carr. Moreover, we would have done the smart thing and have taken Peppers for a 4-3 defense instead of going with the Capers 3-4. Who knows that may also have led to taking Portis in the second.

The C&C football factory destroyed us.
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GOOD POST KT!!!
Repped ya.
I wish C&C wouldnt have been so stupid as to pick TJ #16 overall.

I wish Boseli would choke on an angus beef stake he bought with our money.

I wish someone in our F/O was smart enough to realize CC Brown and Faggins suck.

I wish I was GM.

I wish I had Bob McNair's money.

I wish I had a kangaroo that could box.
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Ooo Ooo! Me too!
But wait...
Then I'd have to learn to box...
Otherwise I'd have to admit that I'd gotten my butt kicked by a kangaroo.

But it'd be cool! I'd name him "Captain."
Alright, here's the plan:

We both get a boxing Kangaroo. Captain vs Skippy. Then, everyone on the MB meets...pays a $5 cover fee, and watches them go at it. Everyone wins and we all love kangaroos.
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I wish we were called the Stallions, so all of our players would be studs.

I wish we had training camp in San Antonio, so I could get to see the Texans once in a while.

I wish I was on the practice squad, so I could get free gear.

I wish Reggie Bush was just an average NFL RB, no wait he is, no wait again he isn't even that.
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I wish...we got more calls our way. Other than that, I'm good.
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If we never had taken Casserly, and ultimately Capers, we never would have taken the Jaguar recycle project with an injured Boselli which was meant to protect Carr. Moreover, we would have done the smart thing and have taken Peppers for a 4-3 defense instead of going with the Capers 3-4. Who knows that may also have led to taking Portis in the second.

The C&C football factory destroyed us.
Did'nt they go on to be the C&C music factory .
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I wish we had the power to have the Texans broadcasted on the local TV station(san antonio)
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I wish the Texan's cheerleaders were turned on by short, fat, bald-headed, old men.
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I wish we had AJ Hawk, Demeco Ryans, and Patrick Willis as our linebackers.

I wish we had a backfield of Dunta..LaRon Landry..Michael Huff..Leon Hall.

I wish we had Andre Johnson and Calvin Johnson as our Receivers!
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I wish we could have had a team before 2002 so we'd be a little past this point by now. But I'm glad we have one nonetheless.
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I wish the custom authentic jerseys weren't so damned expensive.

I wish DD had never hurt his knee

I wish i didn't know what 35-3 meant

I wish the astros had never traded away steve finley

I wish willis mcgahee had fallen to the 2nd round of his draft

I wish we had never experienced the jabar gaffney experience

I wish our offense would be allowed to run a 2 minute drill

I wish Reggie Bush's hamstrings would explode out the back of his legs

I wish my flopped flush hadn't lost to a rivered full house

I wish bottled water wasn't 4.50 a bottle at the games

I wish me and my dad could find tickets to the tennessee game so we could go one more time before.....

I wish too damned much
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I wish the custom authentic jerseys weren't so damned expensive.

I wish DD had never hurt his knee

I wish i didn't know what 35-3 meant

I wish the astros had never traded away steve finley

I wish willis mcgahee had fallen to the 2nd round of his draft

I wish we had never experienced the jabar gaffney experience

I wish our offense would be allowed to run a 2 minute drill

I wish Reggie Bush's hamstrings would explode out the back of his legs

I wish my flopped flush hadn't lost to a rivered full house

I wish bottled water wasn't 4.50 a bottle at the games

I wish me and my dad could find tickets to the tennessee game so we could go one more time before.....

I wish too damned much

I wish those two cheerleaders would have tackled you. But then again, you probably wished that too.
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only the one on my right, the pictures left.
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