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Old 10-23-2006   #1
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Okay, in the past, they had the excuse that they got killed because the Texans played dirty.

Here's the latest non-excuse excuses:

The Danger Signs Were There

Here is my commentary about same:

"The Dog Ate Byron Leftwich's Homework"
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As it turned out, they couldn't, and the age-old NFL dogma about “any given Sunday” held true, again.
That was not an any given Sunday moment in my opinion. We beat the team that they fielded, just as we have been beaten with the team we have fielded in the past. It had much more to do with everyone who touched the field playing with a purpose.
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I wonder what kind of cheese goes well with Jaguars whine?

We showed up and played four quarters of football yesterday, and our D finally came to make a statement. I could care less who is injured for Jacksonville, because they would have had a tough game against us regardless of their situation.
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Waah Waah boo hoo. None of this worked when we ran Dave Ragone and Tony Hollings against them a few years ago along with a make-shift defense. We got stomped and had our noses rubbed in it then ..... deal with it!
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That was not an any given Sunday moment in my opinion. We beat the team that they fielded, just as we have been beaten with the team we have fielded in the past. It had much more to do with everyone who touched the field playing with a purpose.
Exactly. That's why I said:

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This wasn't an "Any Given Sunday" loss. The Texans destroyed the Jaguars in all parts of the game. I am guessing the hotel hand lotion caused the Jaguars to fumble the ball repeatedly in the second half.
BTW, your tickets are sweet. Nice angle of the game.
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Exactly. That's why I said:



BTW, your tickets are sweet. Nice angle of the game.
Nice outfit yesterday. I had remarked to my crew that it would be something to see and you indeed brought your varsity game.
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The Jaguars are now 5-4 all time against the Texans
Hey, aren't we 5-4 all-time against them?
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Okay, in the past, they had the excuse that they got killed because the Texans played dirty.

Here's the latest non-excuse excuses:

The Danger Signs Were There

Here is my commentary about same:

"The Dog Ate Byron Leftwich's Homework"
The Texans are now 5-4 against the Jags, not vice versa, Stephy.

That aside, why can't their folks just admit they got whipped? Even their most hard-core knows the stink coming out of their website.
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The Jaguars are now 5-4 all time against the Texans.
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When Jaguars players drove to Alltel Stadium on Saturday morning for a brief practice before heading to the airport, they were greeted by roadblocks that prevented them from getting into the Alltel parking lot.
That explains everything.
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Good football players don't complain. They don't make excuses and the Jaguars made none following their loss in Houston. They upheld the highest standards of post-defeat conduct.
I guess this part doesn't apply to lousy journalists, who more than made up for any lack of complaining from the Jags players.
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That explains everything.
It should have read like this, but who cares about the truth these days.

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When Jaguars players attempted to make a drive, during the 4th quarter, in Reliant Stadium on Sunday afternoon, they were greeted by roadblocks, manned by a Texans' defense, that prevented them from getting into the Texans' endzone.
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It should have read like this, but who cares about the truth these days.
It would be true if Maurice Jones-Drew-Johnson-Smith didn't score.
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It would be true if Maurice Jones-Drew-Johnson-Smith didn't score.
Yes, but not in the 4th quarter.
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Yes, but not in the 4th quarter.
Whoops, I see now.
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Okay, in the past, they had the excuse that they got killed because the Texans played dirty.

Here's the latest non-excuse excuses:

The Danger Signs Were There

Here is my commentary about same:

"The Dog Ate Byron Leftwich's Homework"
Dead on. All the Jag fans ive talked with love throwing the "injury bug excuse" out there like no other team in the NFL deals with injuries. The funniest part about it though is that Jag fans are jumping off the playoff ship because they lost to us. Hell, they sound worse than some of us did after losing to Dallas!!
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"We thought the game started at 4pm..."
"We forgot the tape for Byron's ankle at the hotel..."
"Ephraim Salaam kept us laughing too hard..."
"The red shirts in the crowd kept us from seeing the ball..."
"The game plan on Byron's sleeve got blurred from his tears"
"David Carr's smile blinded us..."
"Houston had turned up the humidity to force our fumbles..."
"Andre Johnson's cleats were too long allowing him to catch that ball in the endzone..."

C'mon now. Most all the players and fans acknowledge we got our butts kicked yesterday. You can't hold one reporter's article against us, can you?

The 24 hour rule has expired. I'm done groveling. Very good game, texans, see in you in a few weeks.
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"We thought the game started at 4pm..."
"We forgot the tape for Byron's ankle at the hotel..."
"Ephraim Salaam kept us laughing too hard..."
"The red shirts in the crowd kept us from seeing the ball..."
"The game plan on Byron's sleeve got blurred from his tears"
"David Carr's smile blinded us..."
"Houston had turned up the humidity to force our fumbles..."
"Andre Johnson's cleats were too long allowing him to catch that ball in the endzone..."

C'mon now. Most all the players and fans acknowledge we got our butts kicked yesterday. You can't hold one reporter's article against us, can you?

The 24 hour rule has expired. I'm done groveling. Very good game, texans, see in you in a few weeks.
Nice. Looking forward to our next match as well.
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When Jaguars players drove to Alltel Stadium on Saturday morning for a brief practice before heading to the airport, they were greeted by roadblocks that prevented them from getting into the Alltel parking lot. A road race event caused some players to be unable to report for meetings on time, which caused Del Rio to have to push his schedule back.

No big deal? Wrong. Football teams are very fragile commodities. The most minor of distractions can damage their routine and focus.

Del Rio's Saturday morning got a bad start when he picked up the newspaper and read that his star running back was complaining about his contract. It was, yet, another distraction; the kind coaches especially dislike.

Forget about the bogus terrorist threat from earlier in the week. You don't scare these guys with that stuff. Their flight proceeded smoothly and uneventfully to Houston and the hope was that maybe, just maybe, they left all of their troubles behind in Jacksonville.

They apparently did not. Some players acknowledged that they had spent a wakeful night in a noisy hotel. Party noise from the street filled several rooms on the street side of the hotel. One player spoke of finally being able to fall asleep, only to be awakened at five in the morning by loud sounds within the hotel. His night was over. It was time to play.
That came from the article. I bust out laughing when I read this.

And to the good Jags fans, we will see you in the small city of Jacksonville. Will that game be black day (or whatever it is called), when the Jags where black jerseys.
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That came from the article. I bust out laughing when I read this.

And to the good Jags fans, we will see you in the small city of Jacksonville. Will that game be black day (or whatever it is called), when the Jags where black jerseys.


It might be "Blacked Out Day" depending on the attendance level. Sorry, I couldnt' resist. Sicilian Jag seems like a pretty classy fan.
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