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Old 09-17-2006   #1
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Default Official Texans Excuse Thread...

First one I've seen so far:

1. Our first two games are against Super Bowl calibur teams. What do you expect?

In the immortal words of Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
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Old 09-17-2006   #2
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How about - they're just better than us. Wait, thats not an excuse - its the truth.
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How about putting yourself in a huge hole in the 1st QTR. of the game
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Not having a secondary that can defend Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Brandon Stockley.

That and careless turnovers.

Offense is clicking though.
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How about this one......Its only the 2nd game of the 1st year of our new head coach who has to undo 4 years of horrible coaching and waisted draft picks. Patience.... The hard reality of it is we have to crawl before we can walk..AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL over again.
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Not having a secondary that can defend Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Brandon Stockley.

That and careless turnovers.

Offense is clicking though.
Clicking like a horse with bad hooves. Can't walk, can't run, and just bites at the farrier.
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The goal of this thread is to come up with a list of potential excuses for every position on our football team's poor play. I'll start, you guys fill in the rest:

1. Carr would be an awesome QB if he had a decent OL
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The fans would be good if the team was good.
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can we just cut the other 10 ideas that could be linked to #1 and just say "our team would win if we had a decent OL"?
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Old 09-21-2006   #10
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Our secondary would be good if our D-line was better...
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Our O-line would be better if Casserly would've drafted better.:brickwall
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The Texans would have won 2 games by now if it wasn't for the schedule.


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Well, I would last longer if....oh. Uh....we'd get more sacks if the opposing QB wasn't so good.
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THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD TO FIELD AN NFL SECONDARY THIS YEAR SINCE WE CHANGED COACHES
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We sent Aaron Glenn to the Cowboys.
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Our secondary would be good if our D-line was better...
How about this. our secondary would be good if our O-line was better and didn't keep the Defense on the field so much.
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We thought since Kubiak gave everyone a clean slat we had another 4 years to experiment
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Toro ate the gameplan
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I kicker would do much better if they would just move the goal posts over some.
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Dom Capers. 'nuff said
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