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Old 07-22-2006   #1
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Talking Titans Smack Talk & Joke Thread

I wish that I could take credit for these, but I got it off the Jags MB's.
(No offense Titan Tack Fan...LOL)


Q. What's the difference between the tacks & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. How do the tacks count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10


Q. What do the tacks & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

Q. How do you keep a tack player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in tack valley in case of a tornado?
A. To the tack coliseum - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a tack player with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief!

Q. Why was mullet boy upset when the tacks playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the tacks and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar


Q. How many tacks does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The tennesee tacks.
Q. What do the tacks and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road



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An oldie but a goodie... (edited to my liking)


Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Texans fan, a Titans fan, a Cowboys fan, and a Jaguars fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Jaguars fan proclaimed to the other three, "This is for the Jacksonville Jaguars!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Jaguars fan, the Titans fan jumped up and said..."This is for the Tennessee Titans!" and then threw himself off the mountain again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Jaguars and Titans fans, the Texans fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for the Houston Texans!" and without any hesitation, pushed the Dallas Cowboys fan off the mountain.
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Old 07-24-2006   #4
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When was the last time the Texans had a winning season? I can't remember.
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When was the last time the Texans had a winning season? I can't remember.
I've been trying to come up with a good comeback for this but couldn't

On the other hand, your owner sucks
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When was the last time the Texans had a winning season? I can't remember.
Don't take any offense to this, I've seen these around for years, all they do is change the team name. Its actually pretty lame to me now.
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Don't take any offense to this, I've seen these around for years, all they do is change the team name. Its actually pretty lame to me now.
Okay.

Do ya wanna hear a new one? ( it's a real knee-slapper )

What do you call an old fat'n'portly Titan fan with a three star coonskin cap riding around Dallas on a stick horse?
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Okay.

Do ya wanna hear a new one? ( it's a real knee-slapper )

What do you call an old fat'n'portly Titan fan with a three star coonskin cap riding around Dallas on a stick horse?
There's way too many variables to this joke.
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Okay.

Do ya wanna hear a new one? ( it's a real knee-slapper )

What do you call an old fat'n'portly Titan fan with a three star coonskin cap riding around Dallas on a stick horse?
What?
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What?
John McClain.

har har har

O man that is funny....
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When was the last time the Texans had a winning season? I can't remember.
When was the last time the Titans beat the Colts?
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When was the last time the Titans beat the Colts?
Atleast we have a last time!
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Atleast we have a last time!
As much as I hate to say it, that's a good one.
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Hey "tack", bet we beat 'em before you do, again. Har!
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Hey "tack", bet we beat 'em before you do, again. Har!
If Vince Young catches on early, i think not.
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